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Did you think you were going to find some smutty crap here? Try some of the lefty blogs. You’ll know them by the ‘F’ bombs every conversation is peppered with. This is just some really tasteless juvenile stuff. You know, the usual.
Man who dubs himself ‘Lord of the wives’ says his marriage has IMPROVED since adding two more women to the relationship (and insists his first wife doesn’t mind)
Paulie Hussle, 32, married his university sweetheart Vanessa 12 years ago
But the pair grew apart and eventually split up after three years in 2006
He pursued relationships with two other women, Lady and Hazel
Despite being ‘furious and jealous’, Vanessa eventually returned
Now Paulie lives happily with his three wives and their three children
This is probably a lot of mens’ fantasies. I always had enough trouble with one.
I THINK HE GOT THESE FROM ILLEGAL CHIQUITAS R US
Church Organist Busted In Glory Hole Gambit
Cops: Suspect, 75, “shoved” self through wall
A church organist is facing an indecent exposure charge after he allegedly “shoved his penis” through a bathroom divider wall “and waited” for a response from the man occupying the adjacent stall, police report.
THIS IS KNOWN AS THE BILL CLINTON GAMBIT
Convicted sex offender, 90, charged with sex crime at Edina pool
The man had sex toys with him at the time of his arrest, according to the criminal complaint.
90 YEARS OLD?REALLY?
Muslim Man Attacks Indian Teen Girl And Tries To Rape Her At Knifepoint, She Wrestles The Knife Away And Castrates Him
Muslims only attack when they think their target is unable to protect itself.
THAT’S GOTTA HURT
Missouri man, 68, charged with having sex with a cow after sneaking into a barn and tying up the animal
Darrell Helton charged with misdemeanor unlawful sex with an animal
The 68-year-old was allegedly caught inside a woman’s barn, standing naked behind a cow
Helton, who is married, admitted to deputies it was the second time he snuck inside the barn and had sex with a cow
OK, LET ME EXPLAIN TO THOSE OF YOU WHO MAY NEVER BEEN UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH A COW.
GOATS AND SHEEP MAY SEEM VIABLE ALTERNATIVES. NO MAN, NOT EVEN SHAQ, IS TALL ENOUGH TO MAKE A CONNECTION WITH A COW WITHOUT USING A LADDER.
SECOND, DAIRY COWS HAVE THEIR HEADS LOCKED IN A STANCHION TO STOP THEM FROM BACKING OUT.
THIRD, THAT’S JUST NASTY.
Man calls 911, says wife was assaulted by toy at Tenn. hibachi restaurant
Water shoots out of a hole when the chef lowers the shorts on the toy, which looks like a boy, but the husband of a woman who was sprayed is now claiming sexual assault.
SOMEBODY LOOKING TO MAKE SOME EASY MONEY
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Thanks be to the programming gods who scheduled the crosstown series between the Chicago Cubs and White Sox the same time as the taffy pull AKA the Democrat National Convention. To simplify things, this is mostly a video montage of some of the lunacy that passes for liberal/socialism these days.
HILLARY WAS RESPLENDENT IN HER RETRO JOHN TRAVOLTA DISCO OUTFIT
THANKFULLY, ABOUT THE ONLY TWO LIBERAL MOPES I RECOGNIZE FROM THIS PRATTLING ARE MEATHEAD AND HANOI JANE. GUESS I’M NOT HIP ANY MORE.
Democratic National Convention – Our Fight Song
JAMES O’KEEFE ASSAULTED – THROWN TO GROUND During Undercover Op at DNC
HE HAD THE BAD FORTUNE TO PRETEND TO BE A HILLARY SUPPORTER AND GO AMONG THE SOCIALIST NINNIES
James was dressed as a Hillary Clinton supporter and walked through the Bernie supporters outside the Wells Fargo Convention Center. The Bernie supporters REALLY do not like Hillary.
WEBB HUBBELL’S LOVE CHILD SPEAKS
In a touching speech, Chelsea portrayed the former secretary of state as a doting grandma, who will drop everything ‘for a few minutes of blowing kisses and reading “Chugga Chugga Choo-Choo” with her granddaughter’
HOW CHARMING
DOTING DADDY
Bill Clinton And Tim Kaine Fight To Stay Awake During Hillary’s Acceptance Speech…
Elizabeth Warren Refuses To Say Tim Kaine Is “The Right Pick” For Hillary’s VP…
SHE WANTED IN ON THE MONEY, DAMMIT
Democrats At DNC Say Climate Change Is A Bigger Threat Than ISIS
NOT ONLY CAN THESE PEOPLE VOTE, THEY CAN REPRODUCE
Report: ‘Seat Fillers’ Being Employed At DNC, Lockdown In Place To Prevent Delegates From Walking Out During Hillary’s Speech
There are also other reports of Craigslist ads for $50 to fill the seats
Andrea Mitchell Calls Obama Greatest Speechwriter Since Lincoln
ACTUALLY, MRS. GREENSPAN, HE HAS A COUPLE THIRTY-SOMETHINGS WRITING HIS LIES. HE DOESN’T DO ANY ACTUAL WORK.
Wolf Blitzer Dances to ‘Sweet Caroline’ at Democratic National Convention
IT’S A LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM THE REPUBLICANS, ISN’T IT?
Wolf Blitzer, wine in hand, and Gloria Borger danced and sang with aplomb while “Sweet Caroline” blared out at the CNN Grill in Philadelphia.
MSNBC: Clinton Speech Sounded Like Bernie Sanders Could Have Delivered It
“They believe they’re going to win this election by making this—because it’s anti-Trump, and that gives her the luxury of, I think, campaigning on a more progressive agenda because of Trump,” Todd said. “That appears to be the calculation they made. I just—it’s not going to win over a lot of extra Republicans, put it that way, but I don’t know if that was the goal of the speech.”
Protestors break through barrier at DNC
Bernie Delagate Speaks Out Against Fraud at DNC *Seat Fillers*
HEY DUMMY: THE SYSTEM REALLY IS AS RIGGED AS BERNIE COMPLAINED IT WAS
Black Lives Matter’ Cries Interrupt DNC Moment of Silence for Slain Policemen
Dallas County Sheriff Lupe Valdez called for the moment of reverence “in honor of all of American fallen officers,” but after a few seconds, a few people shouted the famous phrase out.
Nancy Pelosi said Democrats are having a hard time getting the white male vote because of “Guns, Gays and God.” She was essentially saying they are too stupid to know what’s good for them. Pelosi’s condescending attitude is exactly how Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and the arrogant Leftists think about average Americans.
THEY’RE GETTING WARMER
That the Clintons are corrupt to the center of their soulless lifeforms is not exactly a revelation. We’ve watched these two shuck and jive and suck up hundreds of millions of illegal dollars and thumb their nose at the thought they’d ever be called to account. Peter Schweizer wrote the book Clinton Cash to illustrate just how crooked these two are. John Stossel, writing in Reason Magazine, gives us a synopsis of it:
Both Bill and Hillary Clinton continue to thrive despite their remarkable record of sleazy dealings.
“If somebody gave a politician or family member money for a favor, that’s breaking the law. But if you say it’s a speaking fee, and you pay double or triple the normal rate, that seems to be legal.”
Sometimes the Clintons launder the money through the Clinton Foundation. It’s collected more than $2 billion to “improve global health and wellness.”
But Sean Davis of The Federalist examined Clinton Foundation records and concluded only about 15 percent of the money goes to actual charity work to help needy people
Hillary Clinton’s brother, Tony Rodham, even managed to cash in. The Haitian government awarded an exclusive gold mining contract to a company called VCS mining. VCS, says Schweizer, “has no experience in mining, very little experience in Haiti, and it raises the question, of all the companies out there, why did the Haitian government pick this one company?”
The Clintons will tell you that it had nothing to do with the facts that Hillary’s brother got a job with VCS and the chairman happens to be a Democratic donor.
The worst example in Clinton Cash, says Schweizer, is the Ericsson telecom deal. The Swedish company Ericsson was in trouble with the State Department because it sold telecom equipment to repressive regimes.
Says Schweizer, “WikiLeaks cables show the State Department sort of busting up the Swedish foreign minister, saying you need to get Ericsson into line. Ericsson decides that this would be a great time to sponsor a speech by Bill Clinton. They had never done so before. They decided to go big, $750,000 for a 20-minute speech. Bill gives the speech and literally seven days later, the State Department comes out with a statement saying we’re not going to take further action against Ericsson. We’re going to ask them to police themselves.”
MORE INFORMATION AT LINK: Clinton Cash
HERE IS THE MOVIE IN ITS ENTIRETY
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Shameless Hillary Clinton Propaganda Aimed at Children For Sale at Target
Yes, this is a real book:
KEEP IN MIND TARGET WAS THE FIRST TO WELCOME MEN INTO THEIR WOMENS’ BATHROOMS
THEY THINK PEOPLE CAN BE FOOLED AFTER 25 YEARS OF THIS LYING, GREEDY HAG
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The focus Tuesday night was on liars, thieves, miscreants, and enablers. Just the usual stuff democrats promote. The Sandernistas stormed the security fence outside the arena, they left the hall in droves after Mme. Pantsuit’s name was placed in nomination, the mothers of felons killed by police were shown much love and admiration, and, of course, we were treated to vintage Bill Clinton. There’s no need to post the video of his entire speech, since the definition of a pathological liar is someone who lies when it’s easier to tell the truth. So the whole thing is a waste of time.
He launched into a long, syrupy, totally ridiculous tale of how he was smitten with this girl in the library and how they formed a union. The whole time, anybody with a pulse is thinking: If he loves her so damn much, why has he been chasing and raping other women, probably since they got into politics, with her tacit approval if not acting as his accomplice. Long-winded, self-aggrandizing, totally in his element as the star of the show. Somehow he managed to skip over 1997-2000, when he was caught literally with his pants down and his subsequent impeachment.
‘You should elect her because the greatest country on earth has always been about tomorrow’: Bill Clinton gets romantic about ‘best friend’ Hillary and blasts Trump in lengthy, unedited speech
Bill Clinton told story after story about meeting his wife, about their humble roots, and about her early work
‘I married my best friend’, he gushed, while speaking of their first mortgage payment being just $175 per month
Mentioned ‘good times and bad’ – but leaves out any Monica Lewinsky references
The Clintons now have two multi-million homes, and have been slammed during the campaign for making big bucks speeches to Goldman Sachs and other corporations
Took to the stage after a day of discord in Philadelphia which ended with Bernie Sanders supporters walking out
Sanders had interrupted the ceremonial roll call to ask for a vote by acclamation, declaring Mrs Clinton the nominee
Bill Clinton didn’t let anyone see his speech in the run up, even guarding it from his wife’s advisers
Clinton started his speech simply, recalling the first moment he laid eyes on Hillary Clinton at Yale Law School.
‘In the spring of 1971, I met a girl,’ Clinton said.
He then traced their personal family story through the years, from his two failed attempts to convince Hillary to marry to him, the birth of their daughter Chelsea and her years supporting him as first lady of Arkansas and the United States
THE WALL ERECTED THE FIRST NIGHT WAS REPLACED WITH REINFORCED PLEXIGLASS YESTERDAY
At DNC, Bill Clinton Talks About How He “Met a Girl”
“I got close enough to touch her back but I couldn’t do it. Somehow I knew this would not be just another tap on the shoulder, that I might be starting something I couldn’t stop.”
Everyone was relieved when Bill finally revealed he was talking about Hillary.
A Career Sexual Predator Makes the Case for Hillary at the DNC
And the lying didn’t take too long to get started.
“Hillary Clinton took me through Hell.”
Those were the words of a woman who was raped and beaten into a coma when she was twelve years old. Instead of helping that twelve year old girl, Hillary Clinton aided her rapist. She falsely accused the abused child who would never be able to have a family of her own after the assault of “a tendency to seek out older men”. Then Hillary Clinton was recorded on tape laughing at how her client had failed a lie detector test while relishing describing how she had gotten him off.
Black Lives Matter movement in the spotlight at Democratic convention
The eight women, known as “Mothers of the Movement”, were greeted by chants of “Black Lives Matter” as they took the stage at Philadelphia’s Wells Fargo Center. Among their number was Lezley McSpadden, the mother of Michael Brown. Brown’s shooting death at the hands of a Ferguson, Mo. police officer in 2014 gave rise to Black Lives Matter and led to anti-police protests around the country.
Sybrina Fulton, whose son Trayvon Martin was fatally shot during a struggle with a Florida neighborhood watch volunteer in 2012, used the stage to call for gun control, saying that Clinton, “has the courage to lead the fight for common sense gun legislation,” as well as “a plan to repair the divide that so often exists between law enforcement and the communities they serve.”
AND SHE PICKED UP A COOL MILLION AFTER SUING THE HOMEOWNERS’ ASSOCIATION.
IT’S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY. MAKE NO MISTAKE.
Protesters Storm DNC Media Tent – TORCH FENCE – Thugs WITH BASEBALL BATS Heading To Convention
BEWARE THUGS WITH BASEBALL BATS
THE BERNIE SUPPORTERS STORMED MEDIA ROW
DNC Sought To Hide Details Of Clinton Funding Deal
Leaked emails show the Democratic National Committee scrambled this spring to conceal the details of a joint fundraising arrangement with Hillary Clinton that funneled money through state Democratic parties
The arrangement, called the Hillary Victory Fund, allowed the Clinton campaign to seek contributions of hundreds of thousands of dollars to attend extravagant fundraisers including a dinner at George Clooney’s house and a concert at Radio City Music Hall featuring Katy Perry and Elton John. That’s resulted in criticism for Clinton, who has made opposition to big money in politics a key plank in her campaign platform.
FROM PROJECT VERITAS
Clinton Delegate Explains How Democrats Will Ban All Guns
Maddow Trashes Bill Clinton’s DNC Speech: ‘Shocking and Weird’
Maddow said, “A+ for the end of the speech. I think the beginning of the speech was a controversial way to start, honestly, talking about ‘the’ girl, ‘a’ girl, leading with this long story about him being attracted to an unnamed girl and thinking about whether he was starting something he couldn’t finish, building her whole political story for the whole first half of the speech around her marriage to him. I think, unless there were worries that this is going to be too feminist a convention, that was not a feminist way to start. But the end of the speech was really good.”
“I’ve got to say, the top of the speech I found shocking and weird,”
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