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#HijackTheMeme

This from Twitchy: “We always love it when the Left tries to create a hashtag on Twitter attacking, trolling and slamming the Right. Like clockwork, Conservatives, and Repubs hijack the tag and make it somehow a joke on the Left.”

Here’s the latest meme we hijacked#RepublicanAMovie:

2017_10 17 Honey I blew up O's legacy tweet

Democrats: Age of Extinction

2017_10 17 Red Dawn tweet

Honey, I Grew The Economy

2017_10 17 Night of voting dead tweet

Honey, I Didn’t Abort the Kids!

2017_10 17 Fault in our stars tweet

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Morally Bankrupt Entertainment Industry Totally Baffled as to How Culture Became Morally Bankrupt

From The Babylon Bee.

HOLLYWOOD, CA—In the wake of the recent Harvey Weinstein scandal sending shockwaves through Hollywood, the nation’s elite members of the entertainment industry have expressed their puzzlement at the fact that the country has fallen so far in morality and ethics, when the very same people have created and promoted entertainment that celebrates moral bankruptcy, sources confirmed.

 

Directors, actors, writers, and producers who have profited off disgusting, repulsive works that would have been unthinkable just a decade ago all voiced their shock at the fact that Weinstein’s behavior could go unchecked for so long, in addition to expressing incredulity at the nation’s indifference to President Trump’s total lack of moral character. Particularly outspoken on the nation’s morality was Steve Pink, director of Hot Tub Time Machine 2, who blasted the country for its lack of ethics, respect, and dignity.

“How did it get like this? How could we possibly have elected a reality TV star as our president?” one prominent director of reality TV shows said in an interview Friday evening. “I just don’t understand how reality TV’s empty values could possibly have infiltrated our society.”

Earlier this week, popular rapper Eminem even blasted President Trump for his disgusting ethics and repulsive lack of morals, the explicit hip-hop artist stating later that he has no idea why the nation’s sense of morality is so far askew. “Where do they get these violent tendencies?” he asked later. “It’s like they’re just coming up out of thin air.”

At publishing time, a wildly popular star of violent movies that glorify war, murder, and the U.S. industrial-complex expressed his total bafflement that the nation seems to have gotten increasingly violent both domestically and abroad.

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Checking in with Los Feliz

Los Feliz Daycare (motto: “We do not accept immunized children”) is an ultra-progressive child care center in an unspecified affluent neighborhood on the left coast. Some recent tweets:

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Governor Jerry Brown to Open Internment Camps for Californians Who Use Wrong Pronoun

From The Babylon Bee.

SACRAMENTO, CA—California governor Jerry Brown signed an executive order Tuesday re-opening the internment camps utilized to illegally detain Japanese citizens during World War II in order to forcibly imprison anyone who misgenders another individual by using the wrong pronoun for him, her, or them.

 

The camps will be open for offenders by January 2018.

“Use the darn pronouns or shut up,” Brown said in a press conference. “Tolerance is so important to us in this great state that we can no longer tolerate those who disagree.”

“Every American has the right to free speech, so long as it agrees with the spirit of the age,” he added.

The governor has also reportedly okayed the expenditure of up to $7.5 billion on a state-of-the-art alarm system that will allow citizens to press a button on a nearby kiosk or using their smartphone, summoning a team of state “thought police” to carry the offending pronoun user away, “no questions asked.”

The measure will be funded by a 3,000% increase on the state’s modest gasoline taxes, sources confirmed.

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Now a Word from Adolf

…LANGUAGE WARNING…LANGUAGE WARNING…

The left is fond of calling republicans ‘Hitler.’ First George W. Bush, then Romney, now Trump.

Recently, Adolf was informed about the Harvey Weinstein scandal.

Hitler phones Kim Jong-un

Hitler takes too much Viagra

Hitler Interviews Prostitutes For The SS

Hitler phones an Indian call center
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THIS HAPPENED TO

Hitler gets attacked by President Trump

Hitler works at McDonald’s

Hitler Is Informed His Pizza Will Arrive Late

Hitler gets the electricity bill

It’s early, I was bored, and I was too busy to post anything yesterday.

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Late Night Hosts So Disgusted by Harvey Weinstein Scandal They Refuse to Even Mention His Name

From The Babylon Bee.

U.S.—Since the shocking revelation last week of Hollywood boss Harvey Weinstein’s decades-long reign of habitual sexual harassment and assault on coworkers and associates, during which he allegedly paid off at least eight women to keep quiet about the abuse, a source close to the nation’s most popular late night hosts revealed that they are all so disgusted by Weinstein’s harmful and deviant actions that they refuse to even mention his name.

“Even though they lampooned people like Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly after similar allegations, what Weinstein has done is so grotesque and at odds with their values that they won’t so much as utter his name on their shows,” the source with direct access to Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Myers, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, and James Corden said, adding that it is “utterly detestable” to them that one of the most powerful men in Hollywood used his immense wealth and influence to shame and silence his victims for three decades.

“Some of them tried to practice pieces on this scandal in their show rehearsals, and it was just too much for them. They ended up either too physically ill to continue, or in a puddle of tears out of grief for the many victims of this monster,” he also revealed.

The anonymous source also added that Weinstein’s vocal support of myriad liberal causes, his unabashed support of feminism, and his participation in activities such as women’s marches, only made the scandal that much more horrendous—until it was more than the popular TV personalities could bear.

“They’re just hoping their silence shames him,” he added.

More from The Babylon Bee:

Police Keep Antifa Away from Columbus Statues by Taping Job Applications Onto Them

‘2 + 2 = 4,’ Insists Closed-Minded Bigot

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Weekend funnies

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