This Post Is NSFW

Not Sure For What
Did you think you were going to find some smutty crap here? Try some of the lefty blogs. You’ll know them by the ‘F’ bombs every conversation is peppered with. This is just some really tasteless juvenile stuff. You know, the usual.
Man who dubs himself ‘Lord of the wives’ says his marriage has IMPROVED since adding two more women to the relationship (and insists his first wife doesn’t mind)
Paulie Hussle, 32, married his university sweetheart Vanessa 12 years ago
But the pair grew apart and eventually split up after three years in 2006
He pursued relationships with two other women, Lady and Hazel
Despite being ‘furious and jealous’, Vanessa eventually returned
Now Paulie lives happily with his three wives and their three children

This is probably a lot of mens’ fantasies. I always had enough trouble with one.
I THINK HE GOT THESE FROM ILLEGAL CHIQUITAS R US

Church Organist Busted In Glory Hole Gambit
Cops: Suspect, 75, “shoved” self through wall
A church organist is facing an indecent exposure charge after he allegedly “shoved his penis” through a bathroom divider wall “and waited” for a response from the man occupying the adjacent stall, police report.
THIS IS KNOWN AS THE BILL CLINTON GAMBIT

Convicted sex offender, 90, charged with sex crime at Edina pool

The man had sex toys with him at the time of his arrest, according to the criminal complaint.
90 YEARS OLD?REALLY?

Muslim Man Attacks Indian Teen Girl And Tries To Rape Her At Knifepoint, She Wrestles The Knife Away And Castrates Him

Muslims only attack when they think their target is unable to protect itself.
THAT’S GOTTA HURT
Missouri man, 68, charged with having sex with a cow after sneaking into a barn and tying up the animal
Darrell Helton charged with misdemeanor unlawful sex with an animal
The 68-year-old was allegedly caught inside a woman’s barn, standing naked behind a cow
Helton, who is married, admitted to deputies it was the second time he snuck inside the barn and had sex with a cow
OK, LET ME EXPLAIN TO THOSE OF YOU WHO MAY NEVER BEEN UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH A COW.
GOATS AND SHEEP MAY SEEM VIABLE ALTERNATIVES. NO MAN, NOT EVEN SHAQ, IS TALL ENOUGH TO MAKE A CONNECTION WITH A COW WITHOUT USING A LADDER.
SECOND, DAIRY COWS HAVE THEIR HEADS LOCKED IN A STANCHION TO STOP THEM FROM BACKING OUT.
THIRD, THAT’S JUST NASTY.

Man calls 911, says wife was assaulted by toy at Tenn. hibachi restaurant
Water shoots out of a hole when the chef lowers the shorts on the toy, which looks like a boy, but the husband of a woman who was sprayed is now claiming sexual assault.

SOMEBODY LOOKING TO MAKE SOME EASY MONEY

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