Volunteers Needed

Not a day goes by without another athlete/politician/actor/window washer/ insurance agent/Wal Mart greeter/two-peckered billy goat is not accused of assault, rape, harassment, static cling, or the heartbreak of psoriasis. I feel a little left out, like the last kid picked when choosing up sides for a ball game. What I need help with is this:

I need some women to come forward and publicly announce I was naughty in the 1970s. It has to be that far back since the Pistol Pete thrill ride shut down many, many years ago. I have high blood pressure, severe emphysema, and a pacemaker, so it would kill me anyway. Doesn’t matter, nobody needs proof, just get a hold of Gloria Allred and have her call a news conference. It would make me feel better knowing I’m one of the cool people, even if it’s no more credible than the accusations against Judge Moore.

Jameis Winston Under NFL Investigation for Allegedly Groping Uber Driver

“He sexually assaulted me, and I have every right to tell the damn truth about it.”
IN CASE YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE IS:

He was a Heisman Trophy winner while he attended (sort of) Florida State. The school won the national championship that year.

He was also accused of raping a white coed, he stole crab legs from a supermarket, and he stood on a table in the student dining hall screaming racial epithets. The district attorney came under enormous pressure not to prosecute by alumni and fans.

She said he “behaved poorly” right away as he shouted “in part, homophobic slurs at pedestrians.” Winston wanted food so she drove him to Los Betos Mexican Food.
Waiting in line at the drive-thru of Los Betos Mexican Food, “he reached over and he just grabbed my crotch,” Kate said, alleging that Winston held his hand there for three to five seconds and removed it only after she looked up in shock and said, “What’s up with that?”

Winston’s representative Russ Spielman denies the accusations. The team has not returned any media requests for comments.

Kate said she does not want money or fame, but wants the truth out. She found courage after so many women have come forward with their stories about powerful men abusing their position.

https://legalinsurrection.com/2017/11/jameis-winston-under-nfl-investigation-for-allegedly-groping-uber-driver/

Women allege sexual harassment while working on Clinton, Sanders campaigns
A former organizer for Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign and a former volunteer for Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) 2016 White House bid say they were the victims of sexual harassment while they were working for the candidates, according to a HuffPost report on Friday.  The allegations come in the midst of a wave of sexual harassment charges in the political realm.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/women-allege-sexual-harassment-while-working-on-clinton-sanders-campaigns-report/ar-BBF6wMc?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=UE12DHP

Ohio Supreme Court Justice Bill O’Neill, responding to Franken allegations, claims bedding 50 women
CLEVELAND, Ohio – Ohio Supreme Court Justice Bill O’Neill, a Democratic candidate for governor, apparently trying to head off any criticisms from his opponents, revealed what he says are his sexual escapades over the years on a Facebook post.

[CtH: I’m sorry, but what?  Does telling on yourself suddenly make it A-OK?  Oh wait.  He’s the DEMOCRATIC candidate.  My bad.  Forgive me while I continue surfing through my scrapbooks and diaries from the 70s. ::coughcough::]

http://www.cleveland.com/open/index.ssf/2017/11/sitting_supreme_court_justice.html

Congresswoman says ‘prominent’ senator sexually harassed her
“Historical figure, hand kept going up the leg, I took it off. A women member was at the table, recognized what was happening, and said, ‘switch places,’” Michigan Rep. Debbie Dingell told CNN. Dingell said it happened in her first year of marriage to Rep. John Dingell, whom she wed in 1981.  But despite the 36-year time gap, Dingell said she’s still afraid to name the prominent perv.

[CtH: Reading between the lines … “prominent perv” is still in good favor with the power behind the Democratic Party.]

JOHN “THE CADAVER” DINGELL AND HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM HAVE REPRESENTED HIS DISTRICT IN MICHIGAN SINCE THE EDSEL, ABOUT 1957

https://nypost.com/2017/11/17/congresswoman-says-prominent-senator-sexually-harassed-her/

WaPo Column From ‘Feminist:’ We Must Save Franken Because He’s a Democrat Who Votes the Right Way
I think there’s a case to be made that Franken’s behavior is worthy of scorn, but shouldn’t trigger his ouster from the Senate — especially in the absence of additional credible allegations reflecting a pattern of predatory behavior.

[CtH: But we should TOTES BELIEVE any and all unsubstantiated slurs and anonymous sources that tell tales on Republicans.]

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2017/11/17/wapo-column-from-feminist-we-must-save-franken-because-he-votes-the-right-way-n2410919

I REMEMBER VIVIDLY WHEN CLINTON WAS FIRST ACCUSED OF GETTING HEAD FROM A YOUNG GIRL.  WILLIAM BENNETT WAS ON “THIS WEEK” WITH SOME FEMINAZI WHO SAID THEY WERE STILL SUPPORTING HIM BECAUSE “HE’S WITH US ON SO MANY OTHER ISSUES.”

BENNETT RESPONDED: “WHAT THAT MEANS IS THAT IF YOU’RE GOING TO BE A RAPIST YOU BETTER BE PRO-CHOICE.”

[CtH: Fortunately for the Left, rapists are very much pro-choice.  They like nothing better than being able to drag their victims down to the local PP clinic and getting the evidence of their crimes sucked out.]

Flashback: ‘Lion of the Senate’ Ted Kennedy’s Weird Sex Antics Widely Known
One glaring example proves this point. Remember the man hailed by liberals and the mainstream media as the “Lion of the Senate,” Ted Kennedy? His truly bizarre, off the wall, sexual harassment antics were widely known long before he passed away in 2009 yet there was no condemnation of him and, of course, no call for him to leave the Senate.

GQ magazine published an article about the “waitress sandwich” incident involving both Kennedy and fellow senator Chris Dodd in their February 1990 edition which was reprinted on April 14, 2016. It reveals in excruciating detail the extremely humiliating sexual harassment of a waitress, yet no liberal voice was raised against Kennedy (or Dodd) even though the incident was common knowledge.

https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/pj-gladnick/2017/11/17/flashback-lion-senate-ted-kennedys-weird-sex-antics-widely-known

I HAVEN’T THE WORDS TO CONVEY THE CONTEMPT I HARBOR FOR THIS STINKING PIG. NOT ONLY DID HE LIVE OFF HIS DEAD BROTHERS’ NAME FOR 40 YEARS.  HE RUINED THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN BUSH ALLOWED HIM TO WRITE THE BILL.  HE BEGAN THE ATTACKS ON CONSERVATIVES WHEN HE ACTED SO SHAMELESSLY DURING THE ROBERT BORK CONFIRMATION HEARINGS.  HE DIED WAY TOO LATE TO SUIT ME.

[CtH: It’s really good for my blood pressure that I believe in God’s perfect justice.]

Some really good stuff in the reply section today.


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16 responses to “Volunteers Needed

  1. Pistol Pete

    ‘Bless Your Heart’: Scalise Responds to Rosie O’Donnell Attack Over Tax Reform
    House Majority Whip Steve Scalise reacted to an expletive-laced message from comedian Rosie O’Donnell after the House passed its tax reform proposal.

    “Your life was saved a*****e, do something with it,” O’Donnell fumed on Twitter. “Find your morality [and] decency. Stop lying about tax cuts to the rich.”
    The southerner responded with a simple “Bless your heart.”

    HINT:WHEN A SOUTHERNER SAYS”BLESS YOUR HEART”…IT AIN’T A COMPLIMENT

    http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/11/16/steve-scalise-responds-rosie-odonnell-tweet-about-republican-house-tax-reform

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Cut The Crap: Orrin Hatch Torches Ohio Democrat For Last Minute Swipe At GOP Tax Reform Package
    Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT), the chairman of the Senate Finance Committee, did not take kindly to some last minute jabs at the tax bill pushed by Senate Republicans from Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-OH). Brown, a progressive, said that this bill won’t help middle class families, and that it was once again a tax break for the rich.

    https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2017/11/17/cut-the-crap-ohio-democrat-slammed-the-gop-tax-bill-and-orrin-hatch-was-having-none-of-it-n2410762

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Social Justice Warriors Protesting ‘Nazi’ Ben Shapiro’s Speech Are Clueless About Why They’re There When Confronted By Reporter

    Other protesters trying to shut down Shapiro were confronted by pro-free-speech counter-protesters. When the protesters were asked what their beef was with Shapiro, they deflected to President Trump, gave no specific answer, and then fled the interaction.
    http://www.dailywire.com/news/23680/watch-sjws-protesting-nazi-ben-shapiros-speech-are-amanda-prestigiacomo

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Alabama’s GOP governor says she plans to vote for Roy Moore

    “I will cast my ballot on December the 12,” Ivey told reporters. “And I do believe that the nominee of the party is the one I will vote for.”

    She attributed her decision to a desire to preserve the advantage Republicans hold over Democrats in the Senate, which has enabled them to advance key judicial nominations and other elements of the GOP agenda.

    “We need to have a Republican in the United States Senate to vote on the things like Supreme Court justices,” Ivey said.
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2017/11/17/roy-moore-will-not-step-down-his-wife-kayla-moore-says/?utm_term=.4755a560c81b

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders Takes Down Far Left Hack April Ryan and Crooked Hillary in ONE SENTENCE
    April Ryan: I was talking to Hillary Clinton today about the president’s past and she said, “Look I worry about everything from his past because it tells you how he behaves in the present and the future.” What do you say to that as it relates to these allegations of the president?

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders: I think Hillary Clinton probably should have dealt with some of her own issues before addressing this president.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/11/zing-sarah-huckabee-sanders-takes-far-left-hack-april-ryan-crooked-hillary-one-sentence-video/

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Busted: Texas Woman With Anti-Trump Decal On Truck Was Arrested For Fraud

    The Texas woman who gained attention for her anti-Trump decal was paid a visit by the local sheriff’s department on a fraud charge. Karen Fonseca of Fort Bend County, Texas decided to slap on a decal to her truck that reads, “F**k Trump and f**k you for voting for him.” Yes, it’s another example of people who are still broken over the 2016 election, but the attention it garnered also caught the eye of law enforcement.
    https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2017/11/17/busted-texas-woman-with-antitrump-decal-on-truck-was-arrested-for-fraud-n2410786

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Trump adds 5 conservative judges to shortlist of potential SCOTUS nominees
    Preparing for the next open slot to fill.

    WHERE DA NEGROES?THE WISE LATINAS?THE JEWISH LESBIANS?
    noted yesterday that Chuck Grassley finally appears ready to clear the backlog in Judiciary Committee hearings on Appeals and District court judicial nominees, by preventing withholding of “blue slips” from becoming de facto filibusters, Chuck Grassley rips up “blue slip” stall, Al Franken left groping for alternative delay tactic.
    That will be even more important if the nomination is replacing someone other than Kennedy. If Ruth Bader Ginsburg were to leave the Supreme Court, and Trump were to nominate a replacement, it would be liberals’ nightmare.
    https://legalinsurrection.com/2017/11/trump-adds-5-conservative-judges-to-shortlist-of-potential-scotus-nominees/

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Kim Jong-un Tells Farmers To Use Their Poop For Fertilizer. What Follows Is Really Creepy.

    According to Yahoo News, in 2014 Kim Jong-un instructed farmers to mix human feces with animal waste and organic compost to make fertilizer for their fields. Yahoo notes, “With a lack of livestock to provide animal fertilizer, agriculturists poured the human excrement, also known as ‘night soil,’ on their fields.”
    One North Korean army staff sergeant who escaped to South Korea was found to have dozens of flesh colored parasites in his digestive tract; one was 10.6 inches in length. Lead surgeon Lee Cook-jong stated, “In my over 20 year-long career as a surgeon, I have only seen something like this in a textbook.”
    http://www.dailywire.com/news/23733/kim-jong-un-tells-farmers-use-their-poop-hank-berrien

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      My brother lived in Beijing for a year back in the early 80s. He said they were using human waste collected from public toilets for fertilizer back then.

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  9. Pistol Pete

    LaVar Ball on Trump’s role in getting UCLA players released in China: ‘Who?’

    THIS IS THE PIECE OF SHIT WHO PIMPS OUT HIS SONS AND TRIES TO RUN EVERY TEAM THEY PLAY ON.HE WAS A WASHOUT AS A BASKETBALL PLAYER SO HE’S CASHING IN ON HIS KIDS.
    LaVar Ball made it clear he doesn’t want to give President Trump credit for helping his son and two other UCLA basketball players in a shoplifting incident in China.

    “Who?” Ball told ESPN when asked about Trump’s involvement. “What was he over there for? Don’t tell me nothing. Everybody wants to make it seem like he helped me out.”
    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/who-lavar-ball-on-trump-regarding-release-of-son-fellow-ucla-players-from-detention-in-china/article/2641155

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      If it had been his homey, Barack, who saved his son from a Chinese prison, he’d be singing his praises.

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Country Singer Releases ‘Take A Knee, My Ass’ To Counter NFL National Anthem Protests

    Country music singer Neal McCoy takes a jab at former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick and others who protested the national anthem by taking a knee in his newest single he debuted last week.

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  11. PP: …the Pistol Pete thrill ride shut down many,many years ago.I have high blood pressure,severe emphysema and a pacemaker,so it would kill me anyway…

    Congratulations! You are entitled to One Free Pass at a$$-grabbing, under the GHW Bush rule.

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  12. rednig

    Good and I saved some of the pix! S. court nomination complaint list: Where’s the freekin Native Americans?! Oh, yeah, dems will not allow one on the court unless they look white. Maybe they’d like Justice Black back, the KKK judge, who would put a handkerchief over his face is a Jew walked into the room. dems are sick.

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