Engineering flow chart

Comments from the site where I saw this posted:

  • Technically you could replace both with a hammer. Surely in toolbox poker, one tool beats two consumables.
  • If you can’t fix it with a hammer, it must be an electrical problem.
  • Chuck Norris can fix electrical problems with a hammer.
  • That is what you would be calling your basic “percussive maintenance.”
  • Engineering is far more complicated than this. Many other factors come in to play, such as sending an apprentice to the local hardware shop for a length of fallopian tube.
  • A good hardware shop will send him back to get the correct cross section.
  • In the Navy, if it moves, you oil it; if it doesn’t move, you paint it.
  • And if you don’t want to do any oiling or painting, then walk around briskly carrying a clipboard.

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  1. Heh. Although this one is much simpler, it reminds me of XKCD’s classic flow chart, “Tech Support Cheat Sheet.”

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