As I sat here pondering whether to do the header about Bent Penis still dating while the presstitutes give the grifters a complete pass or the liberal judge who just issued a TRO preventing the latest PP atrocities caught on tape from being published, I came across something on UK Telegraph that was too funny to pass up. There’s only so much depression I can tolerate at one time.I usually save the fun stuff until Friday, but, dammit, I just feel like it.
Shoplifters will be prostituted: Hilarious pictures show the importance of using correct grammar and punctuation
Bad spelling and punctuation can make or break a message
A missing colon or comma can turn a simple order into a sinister message
FEMAIL looks at some of the funniest spelling and punctuation slip-ups
And now that everybody owns a camera phone, the often amusing incidents can be recorded forever.
Read on to discover some of the funniest slip-ups that resulted from incorrect spelling and punctuation.
IS THERE A DISABLED ELDERLY PREGNANT CHILD IN THE HOUSE?
THE NEW OBAMACARE STANDARDS
THE JOBS IN THIS OFFICE HAVE SOME UNIQUE PERKS
I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW TO SEE WHAT COMES UP.