IT WAS TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY

I stood before the pastor,our best friends and Almighty God and swore to my beloved child bride to love,honor,obey,and be a monumental pain in the ass for the rest of my natural life. During the course of our lifetimes we have had many acquaintances,friends and in most cases,some lovers. It took 45 years and three bad marriages to find my best friend forever. In all our years we’ve never had what you would call a really serious fight. Neither of us are wired that way. We’d both been around long enough to know the realities of marriage and knew when something was broke you fixed it,not just throw it away.

She has a daughter and son who were teenagers when we married and I look at them as my own. Her daughter (Isabel and Olivia’s mom) bonded instantly. Her son took some time and effort. He was never used to having another male in the house and he had to learn that the old bull still had enough powder in his horn to rule the roost (mixed metaphors…it’s what I do). Eventually we made peace and now I call him the son I never had.

Some people get lucky and find the right one early in life. Some don’t until their later years and some never find a true life partner ever. We’ve had some money in the bank and we’ve been down to less than nothing. We always made it somehow,I suspect,because we had each other,our family and our faith to see things through. My time on earth is growing short but I will spend whatever is left of my life with the bestest buddy I could ever find.

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DW ALWAYS SAYS ONE OF THE REASONS SHE MARRIED ME IS BECAUSE I CAN ALWAYS MAKE HER LAUGH. I CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHY.

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35 responses to “IT WAS TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY

  1. Pistol Pete

    How the FCC could use an obscure Internet power to change the pay-TV market

    Advocates for pay-TV providers are saying the FCC should use Section 706 to act more aggressively against the companies that produce TV content. Why? Because the pay-TV providers think the content producers are charging them too much for programming — and because programming costs eat into the budget for building, say, cable broadband, what hurts pay-TV providers could hurt the spread of broadband.

    In short, if cable companies can convincingly argue that their costs of buying programming are effectively a barrier to broadband deployment, that’s a case for federal intervention.
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/wp/2015/02/24/you-thought-net-neutrality-was-about-the-internet-but-its-also-about-pay-tv/

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Will Boehner risk the Tea Party’s wrath?
    When did he ever even PRETEND to give a damn about the Tea Party who gave him the speakership?
    The Senate appears poised to send the House a “clean” bill funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), free of any measures attacking President Obama’s executive actions on immigration. But it’s not clear the plan could win the support of even a majority of Boehner’s conference.

    Bringing legislation to the floor that would only pass with help from Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and Democrats could significantly undermine the Speaker’s credibility with his 245-member caucus — the largest majority the GOP has had in generations.
    http://thehill.com/homenews/house/233756-will-boehner-risk-the-tea-partys-wrath

    McConnell Caves, But Reid Wants Full Surrender From Boehner As Well

    “This is a total victory for the Obama position,” said a GOP senator unhappy with McConnell’s plan. “The House hasn’t passed it yet, so they might could come up with something. But that’s a grim prospect.”

    But Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid balked at the offer, saying Democrats would continue to filibuster the bill until House Speaker John Boehner indicated he was willing to also pass it through the House.

    OUR SO-CALLED REPRESENTATIVES CARE NOTHING ABOUT WHATS GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY.AS LONG AS THEY GET THEIR SHARE OF THE PROFITS THEY’RE CONTENT TO PRETEND TO OPPOSE DEMOCRATS UNTIL THEY FINALLY CAPITULATE.I SUSPECT IT WILL ALWAYS BE THAT WAY FROM NOW ON.HOPE THATS CYNICAL ENOUGH FOR YOU

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/02/24/mcconnell-caves-but-reid-wants-full-surrender-from-boehner-as-well/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    If Obama had been President for Pearl Harbor

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Obama to visit Miami for MSNBC/Telemundo immigration town hall

    While Congress and courts grapple with President Barack Obama‘s executive action on immigration, the president will visit Miami on Wednesday to discuss immigration in a town hall-style forum at Florida International University.
    ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS SWEAR FEALTY TO THE DEMOCRAT PARTY AND THEY WILL BE RICHLY REWARDED
    http://postonpolitics.blog.palmbeachpost.com/2015/02/24/obama-to-visit-miami-for-msnbctelemundo-immigration-town-hall/

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  5. Pistol Pete

    New York Black Dem State Senator Outraged Brooklyn Grocery Store Closing: “White People Don’t Eat The Way We Do”…

    We use knives and forks….and eat more than greaseburgers,pork rinds and smoke Newport cigarettes.
    Supermarkets are an important part of the community. It’s an important amenity, especially for black and brown communities,” State Sen. Velmanette Montgomery (D-Clinton Hill) told the Brooklyn Paper about the soon-to-be closed Key Food market in her neighborhood
    http://www.nydailynews.com/state-senator-slams-shuttering-neighborhood-grocery-store-article-1.2127792?utm_content=buffer7f7b7&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=NYDailyNewsTw

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  6. Pistol Pete

    H&R Block Helped Shape Obamacare, Now Set For Gigantic Payday

    H&R Block is well positioned to earn more than $100 million in additional fees from low-income Obamacare enrollees as they face the daunting challenge to properly file this year’s complicated health-related tax forms.

    Consumers are familiar with H&R Block’s massive “Get Your Billions Back” ad campaign that includes direct appeals to Obamacare recipients who will have to file health information on this year’s IRS tax forms.
    http://dailycaller.com/2015/02/24/hr-block-helped-shape-obamacare-now-set-for-gigantic-payday/

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Krauthammer’s Take: Iranian Negotiations Are ‘Simply Catastrophic’
    Iran will have a nuclear weapon before he leaves office if he has anything to say about it.

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  8. Pistol Pete

    26 ANTI-JEW DEMOCRATS to Boycott Netanyahu’s Speech on Survival of Israel

    Barack Obama will not attend.
    Vice President Joe Biden will not attend.
    Secretary of State John F. Kerry will not attend.

    The Obama White House reportedly told Black Caucus members to boycott the speech.

    And 26 Congressional Democrats will skip Netanyahu’s speech on the survival of Israel.
    The Hill reported:
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/26-anti-jew-democrats-to-boycott-netanyahus-speech-on-survival-of-israel/

    Love It! Netanyahu Refuses To Meet With Senate Democrats…

    The letter was addressed to Senators Richard Durbin (D-Illinois) and Dianne Feinstein (D-California), who invited the prime minister to discuss his concerns in detail to Democrats in a closed-door environment, in addition to the address.

    PERHAPS THE PM KNOWS A TERRORIST WHEN HE SEES ONE.TO HIM,ITS LIFE AND DEATH;TO THEM,JUST A PATHETIC CHARADE
    http://weaselzippers.us/215249-love-it-netanyahu-refuses-to-meet-with-senate-democrats/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      And then there’s Mama Obama who considers it an intolerable inconvenience to wait for her husband to finish the job that pays for her pricey vacays.

      One of my friends posted a story about the Christian families Daesh kidnapped in Syria and noted, “And I’m stressing about giving up sugar for Lent. It gives you perspective.”

      The Obamas got none of that perspective stuff.

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Hilarious Hillary: Are the Democrats a Party of One?
    The only one who can win

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Bon Appétit!… Boko Haram Turns to Cannibalism to Feed Fighters

    Members of the violent Nigerian Islamic terrorist group, Boko Haram, who have been chased into the Magumeri forest havereportedly begun to eat each other after being stranded for days without food or water. Magumeri forest is approximately 150 kilometres from Maiduguri, the Borno state capital.

    YUP, US WHITE PEOPLE SURE DON’T EAT THE WAY BLACK FOLK DO!
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/report-boko-haram-turns-to-cannibalism-to-feed-fighters/

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  11. Pistol Pete

    My Job is to “Give Voice to the Plight of Muslims”

    Homeland Security” Secretary Jeh Johnson sides with Barack Obama about not getting at the root of the terrorism taking place in the world today, Islam. In fact, recently, Johnson said that it was part of the administration’s job to “give voice to the plight of Muslims

    NO,SHITSTAIN…YOUR JOB IS SUPPOSED TO BE PROTECTING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
    http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2015/02/my-job-is-to-give-voice-to-plight-of.html#.VO4sBizwsdU

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Maybe closing Homeland Security would be better than having this traitor in charge of all those resources.

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Reporters Laugh as WH Tries to Explain Why Keystone Review has Taken Over 2,300 Days

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel Forced Into Runoff Election After Failing To Win Majority.


    The papers were late this morning because of the mayoral election.He’ll beat Garcia in April because The Godfather is Obama’s boy and its like they get to vote for Barry all over again.
    http://www.hapblog.com/2015/02/chicago-mayor-rahm-emanuel-forced-into.html

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Woman, 93, sexually assaulted in her own apartment by intruder
    A legally blind 93-year-old woman was able to pull an alarm and summon help from neighbors as a stranger battered and then sexually assaulted her in her apartment, the Broward Sheriff’s Office said..

    About 2:30 a.m. Monday, the woman had taken trash to the receptacle at the end of her hall and was surprised by Clyde Alvims Leandre, 22, of Delray Beach, according to Detective Ian Kuechler.

    DIDN’T SEE THAT ONE COMING,DID YA?
    http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-broward-sexual-assault-20150223-story.html

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Denied: White House ‘Unable To Accommodate’ Latino Republican Congressman On Air Force One

    THE STANDARD IS THE SAME FOR BROWN AS IT IS FOR BLACK.YOU HAVE TO BE A DEMOCRAT TO GET ANY FAVORS.
    Earnest referred to the White House “standard practice” to invite the member of congress from the district when traveling to another part of the country. That member was Rep. Frederica Wilson (D-FL), a representative of a district including Miami Gardens, a suburb of Miami.

    According to the White House, California’s Latino Democrat Rep. Linda Sanchez, a champion for immigration reform, did get permission to travel with Wilson to Florida for the town hall event.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/02/25/denied-white-house-unable-to-accommodate-latino-republican-congressman-on-air-force-one/

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  16. Ting

    Happy Anniversary to you both. Your DW chose wisely!

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Trey Gowdy BLASTS Obama’s illegal amnesty, tells illegals they will regret this abuse one day
    Trey Gowdy gave a great opening speech today blasting Obama’s illegal amnesty, explaining why it’s wrong and what it can lead to. He also explains to illegals that while they may like what Obama’s abuse of power is doing for them now, they won’t like the kind of abuse this leads to and that one day they will cry out for the rule of law.

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  18. chrissythehyphenated

    Congratulations, Pete and Mrs. Pete!!!! Love today’s graphics … that “forget where I was going with this” made me laugh LOUDly. If Dearest was here, he’d have come in to find out what was so funny, but he’s on his way to ALASKA! And, yay hurray praise God, I have a retired couple from across the street doing mail and dogs and they are really sweet. I thanked them so much and said I felt so safe having them looking out for me and they said, “That’s what neighbors are for.” It’s such a good feeling to find out we have neighbors who still know this.

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  19. chrissythehyphenated

    The jury has convicted Chris Kyle’s murderer.

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  20. chrissythehyphenated

    The Department of Justice has finally announced its decision to NOT file any charges against George Zimmerman for the fatal shooting of the 17-year-old Martin.

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  21. chrissythehyphenated

    The Daesh pigs burned the Mosul Public Library, including thousands of rare books and ancient manuscripts.

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/isis-burns-8000-rare-books-030900856.html

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  22. Bless you and your bride, Pete. I’m so glad you’ve found each other. Happy anniversary! I think I know what she’s talking about with the laughing thing. (“mixed metaphors; it’s what I do.” LOLOL!)

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  23. Congratulations to Pistol Pete & better half. To ever find a soul-mate is a miracle. Treasure eternally.

    I had to look it up, and I see that the traditional 20th anniversary gift is platitude. So I send this:

    Oh, wait a minute. Platinum! Ha ha. My mistake.

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