Those of you who are regular visitors know it is not in my DNA to ‘suffer in silence’,let bygones be bygones’,or ‘live and let live.’ I make it a point never to deprive myself of an emotional outlet and I do not suffer fools,liars,thieves,societal parasites or hypocrites lightly. My belief is the Lord put me on this earth to completely piss off a certain number of people and my quota has not been met yet.
The lop-eared,purple-lipped,Kenyan half-breed stinking muslim sonofabitch who is tearing the country apart has just released his 332 page plan to take over the internet. This is an illegal power grab,but hey,it’s nothing new for this prick. There are many on the right who despise him at least as passionately as I do,but hopefully one day I’ll be considered dangerous enough to rate a visit from a couple thugs.
You will not find any links about Sunday’s Grammy Awards since I really don’t care about a bunch of no-talent egomaniacs congratulating each other before they all go have sex with some teenage groupies. The show seemed to be dominated by creatures indulging in the God-forsaken media referred to as ‘rap music.’ Basically it’s where Negroes jump up and down,doing obscene hand gestures while trying to swallow a microphone doing gutteral jungle chants to make “songs.” I sang professionaly for a time,but back then songs had musical notes,harmonies,melodies and instrumentation besides a drumbeat that’s the same on every recording it’s ever been my misfortune to hear. I always considered myself to have a pretty firm grip on the English language,but I can only pick out a word here and there.
There was a darky named Phallus,or something like that who did a number with a bunch of gay dudes and did that stupid ‘hands up’ crap,the little fruit named Prince,or whatever he calls himself today whined about ‘black lives matter’ and the worst was that negro West,whose claim to fame is banging a Kardashian, running onstage to snatch the award for album of the year from some little white kid named Beck and claimed Beyonce shoulda got it. It was the same act he pulled a couple years ago on Taylor Swift. Notice he picks on women and skinny white boys. Let this obnoxious ass try that with Trace Adkins or the guys from Metallica. It just galls me how much more brazen these tree-dwellers have gotten since theys a homey in Da House.
Fear not,the fun’s just starting.
This also applies to people who fill out job applications with names like Daquon,Shanaynay Lavonzelle. HR people take one look and toss it on the bottom of the pile. They’ll deny it,because it’s illegal,but don’t tell me they don’t do it.
[Not to be confused with PARISIDIOT: Someone who thinks Paris Hilton is FASCINATING. -CtH]