IF EASILY OFFENDED, LEAVE NOW

Those of you who are regular visitors know it is not in my DNA to ‘suffer in silence’,let bygones be bygones’,or ‘live and let live.’  I make it a point never to deprive myself of an emotional outlet and I do not suffer fools,liars,thieves,societal parasites or hypocrites lightly. My belief is the Lord put me on this earth to completely piss off a certain number of people and my quota has not been met yet.

The lop-eared,purple-lipped,Kenyan half-breed stinking muslim sonofabitch who is tearing the country apart has just released his 332 page plan to take over the internet. This is an illegal power grab,but hey,it’s nothing new for this prick. There are many on the right who despise him at least as passionately as I do,but hopefully one day I’ll be considered dangerous enough to rate a visit from a couple thugs.

You will not find any links about Sunday’s Grammy Awards since I really don’t care about a bunch of no-talent egomaniacs congratulating each other before they all go have sex with some teenage groupies. The show seemed to be dominated by creatures indulging in the God-forsaken media referred to as ‘rap music.’ Basically it’s where Negroes jump up and down,doing obscene hand gestures while trying to swallow a microphone doing gutteral jungle chants to make “songs.” I sang professionaly for a time,but back then songs had musical notes,harmonies,melodies and instrumentation besides a drumbeat that’s the same on every recording it’s ever been my misfortune to hear. I always considered myself to have a pretty firm grip on the English language,but I can only pick out a word here and there.

There was a darky named Phallus,or something like that who did a number with a bunch of gay dudes and did that stupid ‘hands up’ crap,the little fruit named Prince,or whatever he calls himself today whined about ‘black lives matter’ and the worst was that negro West,whose claim to fame is banging a Kardashian, running onstage to snatch the award for album of the year from some little white kid named Beck and claimed Beyonce shoulda got it. It was the same act he pulled a couple years ago on Taylor Swift. Notice he picks on women and skinny white boys. Let this obnoxious ass try that with Trace Adkins or the guys from Metallica. It just galls me how much more brazen these tree-dwellers have gotten since theys a homey in Da House.
Fear not,the fun’s just starting.

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The world is going mad
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This also applies to people who fill out job applications with names like Daquon,Shanaynay Lavonzelle. HR people take one look and toss it on the bottom of the pile. They’ll deny it,because it’s illegal,but don’t tell me they don’t do it.
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[Not to be confused with PARISIDIOT: Someone who thinks Paris Hilton is FASCINATING. -CtH]

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31 responses to “IF EASILY OFFENDED, LEAVE NOW

  1. Pistol Pete

    London Muslim Convert Caught With Knife & Hammer On Way to Beheading
    TWO SLUGS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD WOULD CURE HIS ANGER

    Just another Nigra claiming to “convert to Islam” as a rationale to murder white people.Be they European emigres or our own welfare leeches,they share the same murderous rage always simmering just below the surface.
    A London teenager inspired by the brutal murder of a British soldier in 2013 was arrested on his way to commit a copycat attack carrying a knife, hammer and Islamic flag, prosecutors said on the first day of his trial.
    His hatred of non-believers and interest in violent jihad began to crystallize into a plan to attack a member of the British military forces,” Darlow said.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/london-muslim-convert-caught-with-knife-hammer-on-way-to-beheading/

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Boy, 16, who was shot dead ‘by classmate who took a selfie with his body’ is laid to rest in funeral
    Family and friends gathered at Sacred Heart Church in Pennsylvania this morning to lay Ryan Mangan to rest
    Around 250 people, including fellow students from Jeannette High School, showed their respects
    Maxwell Morton, 16, has been identified as suspected shooter from selfie he sent to friend
    He is charged with criminal homicide, first-degree murder and possession of a firearm by a minor

    TAKE A LOOK AT THE VICTIM.NOW TELL ME WHAT YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS.

    THE SAME AS MINE IF YOU’RE HONEST WITH YOURSELF.
    Since the incidence of black-on-white crime is 90 times higher than the other way around its a pretty safe bet.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2946053/Funeral-held-teen-body-suspects-selfie.html#ixzz3RMjbbTWb

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  3. Pistol Pete

    US Hostage Kayla Mueller Confirmed Dead In ISIS Territory

    The children of the True God ache for the family of this innocent who was a victim of Bummer’s “religion of peace.”
    Mueller is believed to have been the last American hostage in ISIS custody.

    President Barack Obama said in a statement that she “represents what is best about America,” and that “the future belongs not to those who destroy, but rather to the irrepressible force of human goodness that Kayla Mueller shall forever represent.”
    Piss on you,Barack Obama
    http://dailycaller.com/2015/02/10/us-hostage-kayla-mueller-confirmed-dead/

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Fox Guest: Obama’s Comments About Christians Were ‘Verbal Rape’
    Watch Whorealdo get his garter belt all twisted up.

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    • Ting

      Why does Fox even give that stupid, stupid Geraldo one single minute of air time? I am so over Fox.

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      • chrissythehyphenated

        I was just thinking “How refreshing that Star Parker got to speak her piece without some Leftist shouting her down.”

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        • Ting

          Well, you are right. He was better behaved than usual. It took great restraint on his part – I noticed his hands. I tend to do a similar thing with my hands when I am trying to stay quiet!

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Obama Admin Releases 332 Page Plan to Control Internet
    PRESIDENT OBAMA’S PLAN TO REGULATE THE INTERNET

    Last night, Chairman Wheeler provided his fellow Commissioners with President Obama’s 332-page plan to regulate the Internet. I am disappointed that the plan will not be released publicly. The FCC should be as open and transparent as the Internet itself and post the entire document on its website. Instead, it looks like the FCC will have to pass the President’s plan before the American people will be able to find out what’s really in it.

    BE VERY AFRAID…ITS COMING.AND NOBODY HAS THE NERVE TO STOP HIM
    He overloaded the FCC with flunkies during his bogus recess appointment frenzy
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/obama-admin-releases-332-page-plan-to-control-internet/

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  6. Pistol Pete

    $56B: EITC Payouts Hit Record

    A total of $64,128,627,000 in Earned Income Tax Credits was claimed in 2012. Of that, $56,189,578,000 was the “refundable portion”–paid out of the Treasury in excess of the net taxes the recipient owed. That means that only $7,939,049,000–or 12.4 percent–of the total Earned Income Tax Credit amount in 2012 was used for a tax reduction.

    THINK ABOUT THIS THE NEXT TIME YOU’RE IN A STORE AND SEE A WELFARE QUEEN OR ILLEGAL TRAILING 5 KIDS AND PREGNANT AGAIN.ITS THEIR PROFESSION AND THE POINT OF LBJ’S “GREAT SOCIETY”
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/ali-meyer/56b-eitc-payouts-hit-record

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Scarborough Challenges Dems: ‘Show You’re Not On The Side Of Jews’

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  8. Pistol Pete

    China executes billionaire tycoon convicted of being ‘ruthless underworld kingpin’

    Poor bastard should have come to the US.The democrats would have lined up with their hand out.
    http://news.nationalpost.com/2015/02/09/china-executes-billionaire-tycoon-convicted-of-being-ruthless-underworld-kingpin/

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Obama “Hopeful” Immigration Will Drown Conservatism
    Thats the whole idea

    The spread of vibrant social diversity is constricting the GOP’s ability to champion conservative causes, such as smaller government and independent families, President Barack Obama said in a softball media interview.

    “Over the long term, I’m pretty optimistic, and the reason is because this country just becomes more and more of a hodgepodge of folks,” Obama told Vox editor Ezra Klein.
    http://dailycaller.com/2015/02/09/obama-hints-immigration-will-drown-conservatism/

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Crowd Laughs When Hillary Says She’s For Collecting Taxes from ‘Elites in Every Country’
    God help us

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Clinton foundation ‘received $81million in donations from controversial HSBC Swiss bank – including $1million to dress up as a Russian soldier for lavish fundraiser’
    Bill and Hillary’s foundation received large donations from seven people

    British fashion magnate Richard Caring also gave $1million in 2005
    Caring reportedly made donation so Clinton would go to party in Russia
    Former President was pictured in 2005 at fancy dress fundraiser

    Accounts at controversial bank caught up in tax-dodging allegations

    There is no suggestion any Clinton donors used accounts to evade tax
    I dread this horny hick beclowning the Peoples House again.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2946899/Clinton-foundation-received-81million-donations-scandal-hit-HSBC-Swiss-bank.html#ixzz3RMw6puTD

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Charles Manson’s fiancée wanted to marry him for his corpse: source

    Manson’s engagement to a woman 53 years his junior was part of a wild scheme of hers to profit by putting his body on public display after his death, says the author of an upcoming book.
    Burton and a pal, Craig Hammond, planned to lay out Manson’s remains in a glass crypt, Simone says. The pair figured their bizarre California version of Lenin’s Tomb would draw huge crowds and make big money
    http://nypost.com/2015/02/08/charles-mansons-fiancee-wanted-to-marry-him-for-his-corpse-source/

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    • Ting

      Well…at least they had some sort of entrepreneurial spirit.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Manson, 80, does not want to marry Burton and has no interest in spending eternity displayed in a glass coffin, Simone told The Post. “He’s finally realized that he’s been played for a fool,” Simone said.

      Another reason the madman balked at the plan is because he believes he is immortal. “He feels he will never die,” Simone said. “Therefore, he feels it’s a stupid idea to begin with.”

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  13. Pistol Pete

    John Kerry Suggests 2016 Run Isn’t Out of the Question

    Please.We need Lurch and Biden to run just for the comic relief.if we’re going to suffer the Nightmare In a Pantsuit at least we can have a few laughs first.Question is will Terayza take his balls out of her purse and give him some money to play with.

    What a friggin tool
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/danieldoherty/2015/02/09/video-kerrys-response-to-a-2016-question-may-surprise-you-n1954984

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  14. Pistol Pete

    How to lose a job BEFORE you even start: Teen fired after complaining on Twitter about starting ‘f*** a** job’ at pizza parlor
    Teen named ‘Cella’ tweeted disdain about starting a job at a pizza parlor in Texas
    Her boss, Robert Waple, was tipped off and took to Twitter to fire her
    Mr Waple was moved to tweet for only the second time since 2009 after seeing Cella’s comment

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2946213/Teen-complains-Twitter-starting-f-job-gets-fired.html#ixzz3RN3MBdlx

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Netanyahu Defies Obama And Dems Demand He Cancel Trip To Address Congress…

    Netanyahu said: “A bad deal with Iran is forming in Munich that will endanger Israel’s existence. … Therefore I am determined to go to Washington and present Israel’s position before the members of Congress and the American people.”

    Good on him.Don’t take any shit from people who mean to do you harm.
    http://weaselzippers.us/213614-netanyahu-defies-obama-and-dems-demand-he-cancel-trip-to-address-congress/

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Malzberg | Sharyl Attkisson discusses how Brian Williams and Hillary Clinton did the same thing
    Cankles HAS never and WILL never be made to answer for anything she’s done.She’s a liberal,so she gets a pass.

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Democrats Balk at Legislation to Ban EBT Cards From Pot Stores
    Despite mounting evidence that “welfare for weed” is more than an urban myth, Democratic legislators are balking at a bill that would add marijuana dispensaries and strip clubs to the list of places, along with casinos and liquor stores, where debit-style benefits cards cannot be used to withdraw cash from automatic teller machines, or ATMs.
    Your tax dollars hard at work.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/02/democrats-balk-at-legislation-to-ban-ebt-cards-from-pot-stores/

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  18. Pistol Pete

    The Chicago Way: Obama Visits Rahm Bearing Gifts … Five Days Before Election

    Mayor Tiny Dancer was elected in a landslide because he was Barry’s homedog and to the dark folk it was like voting for their messiah all over again.
    According to the White House, Obama will declare the Pullman district on the Far South Side of the city as a “national monument,” using his authority under the Antiquities Act of 1906.

    Obama will visit the city on February 19 to announce the designation – Emanuel’s election will be held on February 24.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/02/10/the-chicago-way-obama-visits-rahm-bearing-gifts-five-days-before-election/

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  19. Pistol Pete

    He’s Trolling Us Now – President Obama: Iran Won’t Develop Nuclear Weapons Because It’s “Contrary” To Islam…

    “And if in fact what they claim is true, which is they have no aspiration to get a nuclear weapon, that in fact, according to their Supreme Leader, it would be contrary to their faith to obtain a nuclear weapon, if that is true, there should be the possibility of getting a deal. They should be able to get to yes. But we don’t know if that’s going to happen”.
    http://mediaequalizer.com/brian-maloney/2015/02/obama-iran-nuke-is-against-their-religion

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  20. Pistol Pete

    Bob Woodward: “There’s No Strategy” For ISIS, W.H. Is “Micromanaging” Military

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  21. Lot of ground covered and you gave no offence at all. I understand your anger.

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  22. Jane Dough

    Wow, PP, you’re en fuego! Best rant evah … I think the corners of my monitor got a l’il singed …

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  23. Pete, something I’ve been mulling since I read this yesterday. Hope you will take it in the utterly friendly if ribbing tone intended.

    I’m not offended, for myself or anyone else, but some words are “speed bumps” for me. I was reading along, right with you, when I hit “There was a darky….”

    In my upbringing, back in the middle of the last century, one used the term “Negro,” not that other “n-word” (argh- I hate yielding to the language police, no matter how usual it is). People who used that other “n-word” were either low-class, bigoted, or both. But, as far as I remember, the d-word was not just similarly disrespectful, it was practically obsolete. Like pickaninny. Or maybe it was more of a further-down-South thing than where I grew up? Anyway, I rarely heard it; old-timers and old movies.

    So, as I say, hitting “…a darky…” was a bit of a speed bump… for half a moment… until I read the rest of it: “…named Phallus….”

    [The sad trombone of failure sounds] Nope, nope, sorry, if you’re going as “Phallus,” you don’t get any respect on any other point. No how. That’s worse than darky. Speed bump removed.

    I’m a slow reader, which is only a good thing when I hit speed bumps.

    Need new shock absorbers, anyway. ⅏?

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