This is my favorite day to post. Sure there’s plenty going on,most of it outrageous,traitorous and downright disgusting. Maybe Mindful or Grunt could add some of the stuff.
A thought occurred to me yesterday….
We seem to be like the characters in the Archie comic books.
I thought today might be a good day for some redneck funnies.Enjoy.






Modification of above by CtH ;o)

Hukd on fonix




redneck car alarm





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  1. Pistol Pete

    Cub Scouts on Nature Hike Stumble Upon Nude Beach

    The group of fourth graders, parents and volunteers was hiking along the San Diego coastline on Jan. 24 when they stumbled upon dozens of naked people at the clothing optional Black’s Beach.

    One of the scouts’ mothers said, “I was nauseated because I had never seen a bunch of nude people just walking around holding hands, strange people that I don’t know.”

    Nude beaches are for people who have absolutely NO business being nude anywhere.even in the shower.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      I was asked out once by a very proper young man from my church. He’d heard there would be an outdoor, afternoon concert at a campground and thought that would be a good first date for us.

      We only realized the campground was for nudists after we had gotten in. We also realized the locals had taken a day off … or should I say on? … for the sake of their guests.

      My poor date was mortified! I thought it was hilarious, which probably was a good share of the reason we never clicked.

      The best part of the day for me was when I won a lovely door prize of a pair of ginormous and utterly hideous CUFF LINKS. They were plated with fake sapphire insets even.

      Totally true story!


      • This explains some things, Chrissy. LOL! 😉


        • chrissythehyphenated

          Another disastrous first date involved me laughing hysterically at a bawdy song by the opening act (Jim Croce! before he got famous) while my prim date sat there and glared at me for even UNDERSTANDING the lyrics, never mind thinking they were oh so funny.

          Dunno what it is about me … Dearest is a gentleman who never gets drunk or tells a dirty joke, but he isn’t all judgy about me and my bawdy Irish family. His dad though … oy vey. Stick. In. The. Mud. He thinks I’m horrible. ::sigh::


          • You saw Jim Croce IN PERSON??? He was like the balladeer of my youth, but I never got to see him. To this day, this song is OUR song (me and Gruntessa) and I’ve sung it to her many times.


            • chrissythehyphenated

              Glad to see “your song” isn’t Junkyard Dog. ::snork:: I LOVE his work and only realized long after, when I became a fan, that he had been that warm-up act on that horrible date! As I recall, the main act was the Pointer Sisters who are fun for about 5 minutes, then begin to rub my nerves raw.


  2. Pistol Pete

    Not lovin’ it: McDonald’s customer finds HUMAN TEETH in her food in Japan

    Customer bought a Big Mac meal in Japan and found a tooth in the fries
    Japanese officials apologized for the incident in August last year
    They said no employees had lost a tooth and added it had not been fried
    Latest food safety scandal in the country had led to plummeting sales
    Other cases involve plastic in Chicken McNuggets and ice cream sundaes
    Some years ago DW and I vacationed in Puerto Rico.While we were shopping in Old San Juan,I was anxious to try some of the local food,including a dish I’d heard about called mofongo.As we went down one of the narrow streets,you guessed it…a McDonald’s.She insisted on eating there because she won’t try any new kind of food.


  3. Pistol Pete

    Darwin’s theory #236:lighting a match to see the level in your gas tank is not necessarily a good idea.


  4. Pistol Pete

    Hallmark’s Lesbian Valentine’s Day Ad

    “Go beyond ‘I love you.'”
    Hallmark’s decision to prominently display homosexual relationships in its ad campaign follows the trend of other companies who have recently done the same, including Nabisco and Tiffany & Co.
    its astonishing how less than 3% of the population gets so much special consideration.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      The day I realized that the Left serves Satan and we are nearing the End Times, all this stuff started to make total sense.


      • chrissythehyphenated

        Ditto this … Canada’s Supreme Court just legalized assisted suicide. In five minutes, the “assisted” who want to die will be out-numbered by the “it’s just something to help you sleep” people that OTHER people are tired of caring for.


  5. Pistol Pete

    2,000 are family for unclaimed veterans


    Cemetery Administrator Larson: ‘You are the next of kin’

    As a piper played “Going Home,” the cremains of 13 veterans were carried by soldiers, sailors and airmen, and placed on a table on the amphitheater stage at the Southern Arizona Veterans’ Memorial Cemetery.

    It was time Saturday afternoon to give the final salute to the 13, whose remains had not been claimed except by the Arizona part of the Missing in America Project (MIAP


  6. Pistol Pete

    Aaron Rodgers surprises four kids for Camp Hometown Heroes
    As a lifelong Bears fan,I hate the Packers.But what Aaron Rogers did is way cool.


  7. Pistol Pete

    Man hid cocaine inside prosthetic leg in his car, police say

    Granny used to complain about men who”drank like they had a hollow leg.”
    Times certainly have changed.
    Dover Police say 39-year-old Marlow Holmes was arrested Monday afternoon during a traffic stop. They said police dogs alerted officers to the presence of narcotics inside the car Holmes had been riding in. During a search of the car officers said they discovered more than 28 grams of cocaine stuffed into the prosthetic leg that Holmes was wearing, and arrested him.


  8. Pistol Pete

    ‘I was deeply in love with Sandra Bernhard’: World’s first Latina supermodel Patricia Velasquez comes out as a lesbian in explosive new memoir

    Ms Velasquez, 44, was a supermodel in the 90s who modeled for Chanel, Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated
    In her upcoming memoir, Straight Walk, the Venezuelan-born beauty reveals herself to be gay for the first time
    The mother-of-one made the realization in the 90s after she fell into a relationship with bisexual comedian Sandra Bernhard
    couldn’t she have found something more attractive to fall in love with?Like a flea-infested orangutan?


  9. Pistol Pete

    Paris Hilton’s Brother Faces Federal Rap

    FBI arrests heir, 20, for crazed airplane rampage
    Hilton is portrayed as an odious rich kid who referred to other passengers as “peasants” and said that if his actions resulted in damages, “My father will pay this out, he has done it before. Dad paid $300,000 last time.” Hilton’s father Richard is a real estate executive who is a grandon of Conrad Hilton, the late hotel magnate.

    Remarkably, despite having been physically restrained for the flight’s conclusion, Hilton appeared clueless to the trouble he was facing when interviewed by FBI Agent David Gates when the plane arrived in Los Angeles.
    This punk is an A number one jackass.


  10. Pistol Pete

    Not just a man’s best friend! – Nature’s Weirdest Events
    Is it just me or does this dude look like a white-haired Bill Maher?


  11. Pistol Pete

    Prices for diapers and tampons are skyrocketing in Russia

    the following is a public(pubic?) service announcement of great sociological importance
    Thanks to the sharp decline in the ruble’s value, RBK reports that certain large packs of Procter & Gamble active baby diapers, as well as most of the company’s feminine products, men’s razors and toothpaste, will see a price hike of 50 percent.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      When my brother took a one-year teaching job in Beijing, his wife figured she’d better bring enough of everything she’d need to last 12 months. Bro said the Chinese customs official was completely confused by the entire suitcase full of boxes of something called “Tampax.”

      While they were there, one of bro’s students got a chance to go to a foreign money store. She wanted to buy something but had to settle for the least expensive thing in the place. She had no idea what it was, so brought it to her American professor and asked. Turns out you can too buy Tampax in Beijing.


  12. Pistol Pete

    Police: Woman dials wrong number, offers detective drugs

    ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Police say a woman selling drugs made a big mistake that landed her in jail — she mistakenly called an Albuquerque police detective.

    KOB-TV reports ( that 30-year-old Renea Lucero was arrested last week when she called the detective at his department-issued cellphone and made the officer an unexpected offer.

    Court documents say the detective knew Lucero from a prior criminal case. But the report says he didn’t think Lucero realized who she had dialed.

    The officer then set up a drug bust.

    The detective says Lucero pulled the heroin out of her bra during a sting.

    Lucero was arrested on trafficking charges.

    It was not known if she had an attorney.


  13. Pistol Pete

    Man Spends $50,000 Turning His Home Into A CatHouse

    Since 1988, California home builder Peter Cohen has spent over $50,000 converting his Goleta property into a cat haven for his 15 rescue cats. The house now has a series of high walkways, tunnels, ramps and perches designed to make his favorite felines feel comfortable and entirely at home.


  14. Pistol Pete

    Brad Paisley has stunned audiences worldwide, and if you are a fan of Brad, you are sure to love this speech and song by him. It’s one of the most heartfelt and touching moments in country music ever.
    Before we get to the video we want to be clear about Brad Paisley and his beliefs. The country music award winning singer/songwriter was born and raised in Glen Dale, West Virginia. It wasn’t long before Paisley was exposed to the church world. Brad is a church boy through and through. When he was 12 he wrote his first song titled “Born On Christmas Day” in honor of baby Jesus.


  15. Pistol Pete

    Woman, 50, who ‘bashed friend to death with a crock pot after an argument about presidential politics’ to stand trial for murder

    Detroit woman Tewana Sullivan is accused of murdering Cheryl Livy, 66
    Court heard the pair were arguing about politics before the fatal incident
    Arguing about ‘the controversy between Democrats and Republicans.’
    Cord of a slow cooker was discovered wrapped around the victim’s neck
    Livy died two days after the attack in hospital from her injuries
    there was no picture of the victim in this article.I said to myself:’self,I have no doubt the victim was a white woman who said something bad about Mostholymessiahbarackhusseinobamaallpraisehis name.’


    Defense lawyer John McWilliams tells The Detroit News the women were arguing over “presidential politics” and “whatever the controversy is between Democrats and Republicans.” He won’t say which woman took which side.

    Yes, it seems just about impossible to figure out who took which side. The black woman killed the white woman. This is a complete mystery.


    • The real proof is in the fact that they’re covering at all. If the survivor had killed an Obama supporter, the media would be condemning her as a racist terrorist, so obviously it’s the other way ’round.


  16. Pistol Pete

    Video: Amish buggy doing donuts in Ashland County
    POLK, Ohio- An unusual site was caught on video outside an Ashland County store on Sunday.

    Shayla Buhl was working at the Polk Market and Deli on North Main Street when she noticed an Amish buggy doing donuts in the snow.

    “I just looked out the window and grabbed my phone. They had it up on two wheels at one point,” Buhl told Fox 8. She posted it on her Facebook page and it’s been shared more than 6,000 times in 14 hours.

    The National Weather Service reported Ashland received more than 2 inches of snow as of Sunday night.


  17. Pistol Pete

    Customer Paid for Meal With Bad Check 13 Years Ago. Then Pizza Parlor Owner Opens This Letter…
    “I think of this often and I am incredibly ashamed and embarrassed at my behavior. I have visited your store several times in the last few years and have always wanted to confess and ask you to forgive me, but I have not been able to summon up the courage, so I just eat my pizza and leave.”


  18. Pistol Pete

    Ever since I was a kid i’ve enjoyed listening to the harp.I’ve watched every Marx Brothers movie and was amazed how Harpo,with that goofy grin was all business when he played.
    but Harpo never looked like Camille and Kennerly


    • Those are some interesting harps!

      Always liked the harp. My aunt, who lived across the street from us when I was a kid, had a beautiful harp that I could too-rarely mess with. I recall that we were at a “spiritual harp” concert when Milady first felt our firstborn-to-be start kicking. Vigorously, as I recall. Not sure if it was on the beat.

      I was also a fan of Harpo’s and Chico’s musicianship. Always amazing to watch their faces – Harpo especially – as the goofy clown mask is replaced by a serious concentration, and beautiful playing. Then, bang, end of tune, they’re the wacky guys again.

      Wonder if you’ve seen Harpo in this 1957 Irwin Allen feature? Harpo in color.


  19. Pete, I like your Archie comparison, but you’re obviously Archie. You’re the one with the blondish hair and scandinavian good looks. I, on the other hand, actually have a head that’s shaped like a jug, so it is clear which character I should be. 😉


  20. chrissythehyphenated

    Hoping Mrs. Grunt is not aware of Pete’s metaphor! LOLOL


    • Heh! 🙂 Are you referring to that thing about the comic strip making Archie gay or killing him off? I forgot about that! [Actually, I see now that it was another character they introduced who was gay.]


      • chrissythehyphenated

        I didn’t KNOW about that. Boy did they ever ruin that comic with faux libtard relevance. Hmmph. I was referring to the long-running story line about Veronica and Betty competing for Archie’s affections.


        • I forgot about that, too. But Mrs. Grunt has nothing to worry about. The only one she has to compete with for my affections is the dog and the occasion family member looking for someone to go camping or shooting with. I’m not like Pete or Mindful, having to fight off all those Brazilian supermodels.

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      • Wait, you don’t mean Archie was gay in the comic strip? (Is there still an Archie comic strip?)

        I don’t really read comics anymore, but I have some newsfeed subscriptions to comics-related sites, so I find out about exotic developments like Superman’s new power.

        I knew Archie comics had introduced some other character as gay in the comic books. And they had some “alternate universe” sequence (“Dark Riverdale” – I made that up) where Archie was killed protecting the gay kid from a gun nut. But I had not heard that they said the old horndog skirt-chaser was gay. Un-possible.

        Now, Reggie, I can see him “experimenting…”

        I re-Pete: I am not Reggie.


        • I don’t think Archie was gay. I think you’re right that he was killed protecting a gay character who had just been introduced.

          You win! You’re not Reggie! 🙂 It’s funny that we’re all fighting over Jughead or the Jughead’s dog role! 😉


      • Wait… did you change your message? Makes my reply kinda orphaned. Funny that.


        • Sorry, Mindful! I DID change my message. I did immediately, so I didn’t think there was time for anybody to see it. At first, I thought it was Archie who they introduced as being gay, but then I checked a quick google ref and saw otherwise. I’ll go back and revise backward…


          • Grunt: “I’ll go back and revise backward…”

            Wait, I think I saw Prof. Brown explain this in Back to the Future. You’ve already created one alternate timeline, but if you go back and try to change it back, we’ll be trapped in … um … it made sense when Prof. Brown explained it …


  21. I don’ wanna be Reggie. Reggie’s a creep. Who else is left? I’ll be 3rd string, anything but Reggie. The inventor kid, was his name Dilbert? Maybe Jughead’s dog? I’m not smart handsome enough to be Moose…


    On that farmstand sign? I think they missppeelled “peas.”


    After the sandal-ized cowboy boots (egad!), the chicken-foot heels were almost a relief of normalcy, by contrast.


  22. Looking at my open tabs, I see I have three dozen news stories open. None of them “Fun Friday” type. Even at three links a comment, that would take… um… [counts on fingers, takes off shoes and socks, counts on toes] …a dozen comments. Hmm. Let me see if there’s any really worth linking.

    Hmmm. Well, there’s some good stuff. But, y’know what? Me & Milady gonna watch some vid. Might add some later. [slips out side gate]