Yesterday was the most fun I’ve had with my clothes on in some time. Or off. At my age it makes no difference either way.
Spent part of last night downloading some really funny stuff. I’ve all but given up on IE. I can only hope death comes to me as slowly as it loads some pages. As granny used to say: ‘It ain’t worth the powder to blow it to perdation.’

Feel free to steal as many of these as you wish.






Chrissy: this is a “back at ya” for the fertilized egg joke!


Aung San Suu Kyi, Hillary Rodham Clinton





Filed under Funny Stuff


  1. Pistol Pete

    Congress may adjourn this week
    Congress just returned from a five week break on Sept. 8 and they are now ready to pack up again.

    The House and Senate are poised to potentially wrap up business this week, lawmakers say, and if they do, they’ll leave town to campaign and won’t return until after the November election.

    The Senate was initially scheduled to be in session until Sept. 23 while the House was supposed to be in for business until Oct. 2.

    I have no problem with it.They can’t screw things up when they’re not there.


  2. Pistol Pete

    Biden says use of ‘offensive’ term shylock was a poor choice
    CNN) — Vice President Joe Biden said on Wednesday his use of the term “shylock,” which some consider anti-Semitic, was “a poor choice of words.”
    “That’s one of the things that he finds was most in need when he was over there in Iraq for a year,” Biden said, “that people would come to him and talk about what was happening to them at home in terms of foreclosures, in terms of bad loans that were being…I mean these shylocks who took advantage of, um, these women and men while overseas.”

    Yet another example of:’what if a republican had said that?’


  3. Pistol Pete

    Ferguson Mob Threatens StL County Leaders: “If Wilson Get Off, Y’all Better Bring Every Army Y’ Got, Cuz It’s Going Down”
    Hundreds of Ferguson protesters and local far left activists packed the St. Louis County Council meeting last night in Clayton, demanding action in the Michael Brown shooting case.

    Does it seem to you that since there is a racist in the White House and a white-hating puke as attorney general that these non-English speaking miscreants feel empowered to act with ever-increasing brutality?or is it just me?


  4. Pistol Pete

    Krauthammer’s Take: Obama, Military ‘Making It Up as They Go Along’


  5. Pistol Pete

    Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz differ on lame-duck activity
    While Cruz (R-Texas) and Lee (R-Utah) have been raising alarm surrounding any significant legislation moving through Congress during the lame duck, McConnell told reporters on Tuesday that he had little fear that controversial legislation would be jammed through by senators and representatives that just lost their seats.
    I have no problem with Sen. Cruz.I wouldn’t trust McConnell any more than I would a democrat.He’s already signalled if the GOP gets a majority in the Senate he’s goinbg to let Reid change the rules so they can reinstate the filibuster he unilaterally did away with to help Obama pack the courts.


  6. Pistol Pete

    Can You Catch the Difference Between How Trey Gowdy and Elijah Cummings Recite the Benghazi Victims’ Names at Wednesday’s Hearing?
    he Select Committee on Benghazi held its first public hearing on Wednesday, which gave members of both parties a chance to recall the 2012 attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, Libya, and remember the four Americans who died as a result.

    Brother Elijah couldn’t ‘member they names without he read ’em cause theys jes white folk.


  7. Pistol Pete

    Two Chicago Schools Renamed To Honor The Obamas
    Beacon Hill was changed to the Barack Obama School of Leadership and Science, Technology, Engineering and Math. Forest Trail is now the Michelle Obama School of Technology and the Arts.

    When will we see the Sandra Fluke School for Vestal Virgins?


  8. Pistol Pete

    Boehner Calls House Republican Colleagues ‘Knuckleheads’ For Challenging Establishment
    House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) criticized Republicans who disagree with his positions on Tuesday, telling members of the International Franchise Association, “I have a few knuckleheads in my conference.”
    Damn those conservatives for not playing the game.


  9. Pistol Pete

    Video- Code Pink Protesters Disrupt Hearing on Combating ISIS (Video)
    Madea Benjamin’s mother mated with a Mandrill….I swear it.
    (google it)

    McCain heckled during hearing-
    He responds, ‘I always appreciate special attention from this group’ (Code Pink)

    Hilarious- Republican Senator Wicker, seated next to McCain says, ‘I think she voted for you’


  10. Pistol Pete

    Forget Term-Limits. Just Give Them Idiot Tests

    I know this comes as no surprise to anyone that the Democrat Party in congress is populated with some of the most ignorant souls, void even of the basic principles of the US constitution. The list is long. Among the most uninformed is the honorable *cough* West coast loud mouth congresswomen, Mad Maxine Waters (D-Cal).

    Maxine Waters is under the impression that Shariah Law can be implemented while our U.S. Constitution is in effect. Anyone who disagrees is an Islamophobe and a hater according to her.


  11. Pistol Pete

    Natural born killers: Chimpanzees are inherently violent and wage war like their human ‘cousins’, study claims
    A team of 30 researchers studied 18 chimp and bonobo communities
    The communities experienced varying degrees of human interaction
    Researchers discovered 152 instances of killings by chimpanzees
    The majority of violent attackers, and victims of attack, were male
    This is consistent with the theory that acts of violence are driven by adaptive fitness benefits, rather than the impact of humans
    No personal comment has been added.



    And for the opposite of incoherent babbling…

    Done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven and of the Independence of the United States of America the Twelfth. In Witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names.

    Go Washington – President and deputy from Virginia

    New Hampshire – John Langdon, Nicholas Gilman

    Massachusetts – Nathaniel Gorham, Rufus King

    Connecticut – Wm Saml Johnson, Roger Sherman

    New York – Alexander Hamilton

    New Jersey – Wil Livingston, David Brearley, Wm Paterson, Jona. Dayton

    Pensylvania – B Franklin, Thomas Mifflin, Robt Morris, Geo. Clymer, Thos FitzSimons, Jared Ingersoll, James Wilson, Gouv Morris

    Delaware – Geo. Read, Gunning Bedford jun, John Dickinson, Richard Bassett, Jaco. Broom

    Maryland – James McHenry, Dan of St Tho Jenifer, Danl Carroll

    Virginia – John Blair, James Madison Jr.

    North Carolina – Wm Blount, Richd Dobbs Spaight, Hu Williamson

    South Carolina – J. Rutledge, Charles Cotesworth Pinckney, Charles Pinckney, Pierce Butler

    Georgia – William Few, Abr Baldwin

    Attest: William Jackson, Secretary


    • Pistol Pete

      Well said,Red;one can only imagine the horror if those magnificent souls could see the land they risked everything for had fallen into decay and immorality,violence and predation.


  13. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Clinton, World-Champion Pretend Griller
    How perfectly Clintonian: “While a crowd of several thousand Democrats waited on a sloping, grassy field below, Mrs Clinton, her husband and Senator Harkin staged a mini-grilling of steaks for the press at a single barbecue grill in a fenced-off enclosure, framed by a handsome tree and a picnic table filled with some patient Iowans. Mrs Clinton gamely posed, pretending to grill a steak that had been pre-cooked for her.”

    Remember all those relentless media references to George W. Bush’s alleged “fake” “plastic” turkey while visiting the troops in Iraq?

    MSNBC’s Kasie Hunt: Some Iowa Dems Still Looking For Alternative To
    Hillary Clinton
    This is 100% malarkey


  14. Pistol Pete

    On August 29, President Obama sent a letter notifying Congress that he is using his authority under law to cap the active duty military pay raise at 1 percent in 2015.

    This is the second consecutive year the President used his authority to implement a lower pay raise.
    this is not unexpected,given his visceral contempt for our armed forces.


  15. Pistol Pete

    Common Core about settling scores for race, class and gender victimhood
    It’s a liberal “McGuffey reader” for high school students. Do you think it is coincidence that the topics chosen for students to read about and “understand policy choices” would fall into themes that promote the ideas of class warfare, gender bias, LBGT equality, anti-war, radical environmentalism, race, class, and gender victimhood. In the universe of literature and non-fiction writing, do you find it odd these were the only topics chosen? It’s reading as propaganda.


  16. Pistol Pete

    Benghazi hearing testimony from former DHS Official: Multiple security requests were ignored by State Dept
    Under intense questioning from Republican representative Jim Jordan, former DHS official Todd Keil agreed that there were grave security threats in the days leading up to the Benghazi attack and that many requests for greater security were not only ignored but the security they already had was down-graded.
    What difference…at this point …does it make?
    What makes you think this committee will ever get a straight answer out of this corrupt bag of bastards?


  17. Pistol Pete

    Obama: No Ground Combat in Iraq, Period
    As your Commander-in-Chief, I will not commit you and the rest of our Armed Forces to fighting another ground war in Iraq.

    This filthy turd has just peed on the 4100 who gave their lives and the 32,000 wounded by declaring what we did was in no way worth it.
    He has systematically eliminated all the commanders Bush used and replaced them with his own brand of pacifists and terrorist appeasers.