THREE DAYS UNTIL THE NATIONAL HIGH COLONIC

Rush once said that democrats are only funny when they’re out of power. They’re pretty amusing when their desperation hits a fever pitch knowing some of them will have to find some other way to siphon money from the public coffers.
It makes you wonder what any of them are even qualified to do,since most of them have no real world experience. Nearly all of them have regular residences in DC,and only use an address in their home districts or states to qualify to run. Invariably,most go to work for the shady denizens on J Street. Lobbying pays well,it’s just not as much fun as getting invited to cocktail parties and Sunday talk shows. Let us hope we give plenty of them a chance at a new career.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    Fox News Poll: 1-point margin in Iowa, Kansas and North Carolina Senate races
    It all comes down to turnout.”

    That’s one of the biggest clichés in politics. It’s also true in one-point races. Welcome to Iowa, Kansas and North Carolina.
    This terrifies me.I may sound like a broken record,but any race the democrats stay close in they can steal.bearing the chains they forged through an uhnoly alliance with a dangerously incompetent psychopath,its the only thing they can depend on.It would be heartbreaking to see democrat senators who have no right to be there,like unfunny clown Al Franken,who blatantly stole the seat in Minnesota from Norm Coleman.What is depressing is he looks like he’ll get reelected by doing next to nothing.
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/10/31/fox-news-poll-1-point-margin-in-iowa-kansas-and-north-carolina-senate-races/

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Possible Illegal Democratic Campaign Activity In Kansas

    In the tight race between incumbent Republican Pat Roberts and “independent” candidate Greg Orman in Kansas, the Democrats are implicitly pro-Orman. The two-way race between Orman and Roberts has been close ever since Democrats pressured the official Democratic candidate to drop out of the race.
    But now, the Kansas Republican Party has filed a complaint with the Federal Election Commission against the Kansas Democratic Party for illegal “in-kind” contributions to the Orman campaign.

    I have no particular love for Pat Roberts,but This guy is so phony it turns my stomach.

    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/kevinglass/2014/10/31/possible-illegal-democratic-campaign-activity-in-kansas-n1912684

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Democrats Degrade Women

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Democrats Send ‘Creepy Mailer’ Before Halloween: We’ll Know if You Didn’t Vote

    “The tone of the mailings is chilling, like something you’d get from Stasi in East Berlin in 1967,” McEnroe wrote. “‘Who you vote for is private, but whether or not you vote is public record,’ it says.”

    “And then: ‘We will be reviewing these records after the election to determine whether or not you joined your neighbor in voting.’ Oh you will, will you?” he asked.

    McEnroe reported that two of the “undeniably menacing communications” are from Democrat state central, with a third coming from “Democratic-leaning” America Votes.
    They’re eating their own already.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/10/31/Bullying-Democrats-Send-Letters-Threatening-People-To-Vote-Or-Else

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Obama Buys Press Silence for a Piece of Chocolate Cake

    Onboard Air Force One, Obama said he wanted to give White House spokesman Josh Earnest a day off for Halloween. To sweeten the deal, he offered slices of a chocolate cake he bought during the trip:
    While many reporters have said the Obama administration is the most secretive administration in modern history, reporters traveling with Obama seemed to accept the deal without complaint.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/10/31/obama-buys-press-silence-for-a-piece-of-chocolate-cake/

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  6. Pistol Pete

    This is beyond disgusting

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Say No To Stolen Elections
    In fact, the study demonstrates that is likely that President Obama won the presidency thanks to non-citizens illegally voting for him in 2008. On top of that stunning conclusion, the study also concludes that “non-citizen votes likely gave Senate Democrats the pivotal 60th vote needed to overcome filibusters in order to pass health care reform and other Obama administration priorities in the 111th Congress.”

    If this study’s results are accurate, the implications are startling: Obama is president as the result of election fraud. We have Obamacare because of election fraud. We have Dodd-Frank because of election fraud. We have Solyndra because of election fraud.

    Without the election fraud that put Obama in office, there’d be no lawless amnesty for illegal aliens, no Operation Fast and Furious, no Obama IRS assault on Americans.
    http://www.judicialwatch.org/press-room/weekly-updates/say-stolen-elections/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=tweet&utm_campaign=103114

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Tea party sits out midterms air war

    The conservative groups have long insisted their mission is to elect Republican nominees in their own mold — as opposed to Republicans, period — even if that means exacerbating the party’s civil war. Their absence from the airwaves, especially since Labor Day, suggests they really mean it.

    It also underscores the lingering hostility between national conservative groups — particularly the Senate Conservatives Fund — and GOP leaders in Washington, a sign that the battle will once again be renewed after the elections and as the 2016 presidential race kicks into gear.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2014/11/tea-party-gives-no-tv-help-gop-hopefuls-112396.html#ixzz3HphwXylc

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    • Ting

      What in the world did they expect? They are doggone lucky any of us are even voting after everything those creeps did in Mississippi – and even here in VA to Dave Brat after he won the primary. They always take their ball and go home, but they expect us to keep on playing.

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  9. Pistol Pete

    The 7 Scariest Uses of Your Tax Dollars in 2014
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  10. Pistol Pete

    Tea Party Support May Put GOP over the Top in ‘The Hold Your Nose Election of 2014’

    Several of these tossup states went through bitter Republican primaries in which the establishment candidate defeated the Tea Party-endorsed candidate. While support for the establishment victors by the vanquished Tea Party primary opponents is a mixed bag, recent endorsements by some former intra-party foes, combined with pragmatic decision making in the minds of Tea Party voters around the country, may bring enough reluctant voters to the polls for Republican candidates to ease the party into a Senate majority.

    Lets keep our priorities straight.First we need to send a lot of dems home.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/10/31/Tea-Party-Support-May-Put-GOP-Over-the-Top-in-The-Hold-Your-Nose-Election-of-2014

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Dems to Black Voters: You’re Idiots. Vote for Us
    Democrat campaigns across the country are, once again, engaging in race-bating. This occurs every election cycle–usually under the radar of the mainstream media. This year’s version contains impressive historical and linguistic jiu-jitsu designed to stoke fear and loathing in an otherwise unmotivated black electorate:
    http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/391589/dems-black-voters-youre-idiots-vote-us-peter-kirsanow

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  12. Pistol Pete

    How Obama’s Legalization Edict Could Make Hillary President
    Did Koffler just figure this out?
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    President Obama’s upcoming unilateral legalization of millions of illegal immigrants is not just about amnesty, changing the culture, encouraging future illegal immigration, and so forth.

    It’s about who will be president in 2016. It’s about creating a massive new population of potential Democratic voters for shady operators on the left to target.

    But wait a second. These people can’t vote, you say. They’ll just be legal residents. It takes years to become a citizen! And only citizens vote.

    Think again.

    How Obama’s Legalization Edict Could Make Hillary President

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  13. Pistol Pete

    SENIOR WH OFFICIAL PLANS TO USURP CONGRESSIONAL AUTHORITY FOR IRAN DEAL
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    Ben Rhodes, President Obama’s deputy National Security adviser, revealed in recently released audio tapes that the White House intends to usurp the authority of Congress to strike a long-term nuclear deal with the Islamic Republic of Iran.
    Rhodes’ remarks were given to a group of White House officials last January, who were joined by members of left-wing interest groups, according to information obtained by The Washington Free Beacon.
    He plans to raise a lot of hell before he’s done.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/10/31/Senior-WH-Official-Reveals-Plans-To-Usurp-Congressional-Authority-For-Iran-Deal

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    • Ting

      If the Republicans win the Senate and do not stop all of this stuff it will tell us a lot. Then we need to figure out what to do about it.

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  14. Pistol Pete

    ANDREW TAHMOORESSI FREED FROM MEXICAN JAIL, ARRIVES IN SAN DIEGO, OTAY MESA
    He said today he wanted some lobster and stone crab.I believe he’ll get it.

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Republican Joni Ernst SLAMS OBAMA Over Delayed Release of Sgt. Tahmooressi
    “I am so disappointed that we did not pursue this aggressively. He should have been released a number of months ago. This is just another case of our administration not being pro-active, being very reactive. We’ve seen that with every instance out there. Whether it comes to Ebola, whether it comes to ISIS. Whether it comes to this situation. We have an administration that’s just so hands off, disengaged. We can do better. We have to do better.”

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  16. Pistol Pete

    SuperPac Puts “Elite Media” on Ballot
    Conservative War Chest unveiled its final ads of the 2014 midterm elections. A new 2 minute ad airing in North Carolina voters to make the election a referendum on the “corruption of American journalism.”

    The video editor has skills!

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Teen Dies Fleeing Police in Stolen Car, Mother Screams Police ‘Killed My Baby’

    The mother of a 15-year-old killed this weekend while riding in a stolen car is blaming the police for her daughter’s death. But Jackson police say they are not at fault.
    “They killed my baby. Someone else’s baby is on life support and another person in jail damn near for the rest of their life because of a $12,000 car and a joy ride,” Redmond tells us.
    kids steal a car….run from police…..crash the car….kid dies…..that’s the cops’ fault?
    it is when you’ve been told your whole life you’re a victim.Wanna bet mama will try to sue to get some cash?
    http://iotwreport.com/?p=258626#zCXkA62JiwpoKlO1.99

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    • It’s pretty easy to draw a direct line from these lunatic (usually single) mothers to the criminal sons. If they’re not driving them to the scene of the crime, they’re supporting crime as less significant than their “innocent little babies.”

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Ted Cruz Asked About 2016
    .The junior senator from Texas gets it.
    I would so vote for him.

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  19. For BoB:

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  20. chrissythehyphenated

    SICKENING! A man noticed unusual bruises on his father, who is in a nursing home suffering from Alzheimer’s. He set up a nanny cam and captured footage of two nursing assistants battering the helpless man. They’ve been arrested. The footage will turn your stomach.

    http://www.ijreview.com/2014/10/195720-two-nursing-home-staff-didnt-know-camera-rolling-patient/

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  21. While Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman General Martin Dempsey was speaking at Syracuse University, a bearded Muslim held the microphone to ask a question. Dempsey quickly asked, “Are you Taliban?” and added, “Just kidding.” The Muslim, Yusuf Soule, said he did not even hear Dempsey’s quip, and when told, said he was not bothered by it, saying those kind of questions are common and “[General Dempsey’s] a funny guy.” Ibrahim Hooper, in the audience, took offense, describing the joke as “another symptom of the growing anti-Muslim sentiment in our society.”
    Paraphrasing AWR Hawkins from Breitbart

    Proof that the leading cause of outrage syndrome is a lack of a sense of humor.

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  22. How Loser Behave

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    The campaign of Kentucky Democrat Alison Lundergan Grimes has filed a lawsuit to stop Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell’s campaign from distributing a mailer that it says amounts to illegal voter intimidation tactics. … The mailers have the words “ELECTION VIOLATION NOTICE” sprawled at the top and attack Grimes for spreading “fraudulent” information.

    Which, of course, she has been spreading.

    Talking Points Memo c/o Pundit Press

    2

    …Shaheen, when asked by Breitbart News about a recent study from the Center for Immigration Studies (CIS) that found 71 percent of all New Hampshire jobs since 2000 have gone to both legal and illegal aliens rather than New Hampshire citizens [replied] … “My understanding is that’s a study sponsored by a right-wing organization….”

    When Breitbart News noted that the study is based on data from the U.S. Census Bureau and other government sources—and includes no data from non-governmental sources—her communications director Harrell Kirsten abruptly called an end to the press conference … and ushered her away from reporters.

    “That’s all the time we have, thank you,” Kirstein said.

    Matthew Boyle / Breitbart

    Without their “handlers,” they’d all be far more blatantly a pack of Crazy Uncle Joe Bidens.

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  23. Oops. Should have put that in two comments. I’m immoderated.

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  24. chrissythehyphenated

    Maxine Waters poster should say “Millionaire Poverty Pimp.”

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  25. chrissythehyphenated

    Operational video of a U.S. airstrike against an ISIL logistics base west of Mosul, Iraq Oct. 27 [:22]

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