by | October 31, 2014 · 4:59 pm

STEP BACK AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH

With everything being about the upcoming elections I thought you might like to read something different.
Besides,I have lots of funny stuff for you.

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28 responses to “STEP BACK AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH”

  1. Pistol Pete
    October 31, 2014 at 5:04 pm

    Man’s Estranged Partner Accused Of Sending Nude Photo Of Teacher To Hundreds Of His Students

    The estranged partner of a Pasadena high school science teacher is accused of unlawfully accessing the man’s account and sending hundreds of nude photos to students and adults on his email list.

    The emails contained a nude photo of John Muir High School teacher Richard Rosa.

    Hell hath no fury like a homo scorned.
    http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2014/10/30/mans-estranged-partner-accused-of-sending-nude-photo-of-teacher-to-100s-of-his-students/

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  2. Pistol Pete
    October 31, 2014 at 5:09 pm

    ‘I’m free at last!’ Viral video shows the moment a man, 54, makes his last alimony payment to his wife… and then moonwalks

    A video showing Ed Smith making his last alimony payment has gone viral online, with over 160,000 YouTube views
    Smith paid his wife $9,900 over twelve months because she was unemployed at the time of the couple’s divorce last year
    He will also dole out $500 monthly payments in a twelve-month period to cover various living expenses for his ex-wife
    ”I’ll be doing another break dance,’ he has said

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2815353/I-m-free-Viral-video-shows-moment-man-makes-alimony-payment-wife.html#ixzz3Hl7hXyVr

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  3. Pistol Pete
    October 31, 2014 at 5:13 pm

    Man Shot in Argument over Dog Poop – Tampa, Florida 10/24/2014
    Somebody argued over Harry Reid?

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  4. Pistol Pete
    October 31, 2014 at 5:16 pm

    New York “Zombie” Arrested Twice For Drunk Driving In Three Hours
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    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/zombie-arrested-for-drunk-driving-687432

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  5. Pistol Pete
    October 31, 2014 at 5:23 pm

    Snow showers, temperatures in 30s for Halloween night
    It was in the 30’s this morning while I was delivering my papers and,yes,there were snow flurries.
    The National Weather Service forecast scattered rain and snow showers before 7 p.m. Friday night with lows around 36 degrees. Strong winds are also likely, they said. A high wind warning will be in effect until 6 p.m., with wind gusts expected to reach 60 mph near the lake

    The Weather Service also issued a flood advisory for Lakeshore Drive that will be in effect until 4 a.m. Saturday.
    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-snow-possible-weather-story-20141031-story.html

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  6. Pistol Pete
    October 31, 2014 at 5:27 pm

    EXCLUSIVE – The true love story of the widower who dined at a burger bar with his wife’s picture: ‘I carry her photo everywhere and tell her how much I love her. I’m waiting for the day we can be together forever.’
    Picture of John Silva in In-N-Out burger bar in Fremont, California, dining with picture of his late wife Hilda moved thousands who saw it online

    Couple met when he missed a ball thrown to the outfield during a baseball practice session – and it rolled at her feet
    They were separated for 10 years and met again when he delivered potatoes to her father’s home, saw her and asked her: ‘Are you married?’

    The couple were married for 55 years and now, Mr Silva says: ‘Every night I sleep on a reclining chair and I’ll fall asleep hugging her photo’
    Now he visits her grave almost every day and says he is sure they will be reunited

    I sure wish there were more stories like this every day.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2815098/I-m-just-waiting-day-comes-forever-Widower-broke-hearts-pictured-dining-picture-woman-loved-55-years-tells-MailOnline-extraordinary-love-story.html#ixzz3HlC8on33

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  7. Pistol Pete
    October 31, 2014 at 5:32 pm

    How do Trees Survive Winter?
    Tree huggers wrap them in quilts

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  8. Pistol Pete
    October 31, 2014 at 5:35 pm

    John Luke Robertson engaged to Mary Kate McEacharn
    “I just knew,” he shared. “She never gave me the time of day until I started talking about Jesus. That was the only thing we could ever talk about. And I knew then that she was a good one, because she would help me grow in my faith… and she was pretty good looking!”

    http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2014/10/14/John-Luke-Robertson-engaged-to-Mary-Kate-McEacharn/8771413333678/#ixzz3HlDwHajL

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  9. Pistol Pete
    October 31, 2014 at 5:42 pm

    Hunter Pulls Knife When Male Pal Spurns Advances
    After a full day of hunting and drinking, a Montana man allegedly threatened his hunting partner with a knife after the man rebuffed his sexual advances, police allege.

    I WISH I KNEW HOW TO SPLIT YOU!!

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/hunting-assault-over-spurned-sexual-advances-687432

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  10. Pistol Pete
    October 31, 2014 at 5:44 pm

    Can You Split A Card? – Annie Oakley – Trick Shot

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  11. Pistol Pete
    October 31, 2014 at 5:48 pm

    ‘Fake orgasms and don’t eat too much’: How a $1,000-an-hour escort rose to the top 1% of her field by playing the ‘perfect woman’ for Wall Street’s wealthiest men
    Svetlana Z, as she identifies herself, spent well over $7,000 a month on rent, clothes, beauty products and a personal trainer
    She saved $200,000 over five years before quitting to pursue an education in film-making and psychology
    Ninety per cent of her clients were married

    I can’t post the graphic because its for mature audiences only.Keep in mind this is a british tabloid.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2787174/Fake-orgasms-don-t-eat-1-000-hour-escort-rose-1-field-playing-perfect-woman-Wall-Street-s-wealthiest-men.html#ixzz3HlHS8MtS

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  12. Pistol Pete
    October 31, 2014 at 5:51 pm

    Cat in leaves

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  13. A Mindful Webworker
    October 31, 2014 at 6:14 pm

    Step back and take a deep breath, Pete says. Then he hits us right off the top with jokes about fatties and women. Well, fat women and women.

    But in the comments, he really unleashes. Homosexual spat, divorce “humor,” dog poop, another homosexual spat, and a hooker. This, on top of the previous thread’s atrocious naked old “man,” horsepucky, and Donna Brazile.

    I’m thinking maybe this isn’t really the child-friendly place it’s advertised to be. 🙂

    Gooood evening, PoliNationals.

    (Seriously, great posts, Pete.)

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  14. A Mindful Webworker
    October 31, 2014 at 6:19 pm

    I left the Real Computer (real as it is) early last night, and got back to it late this afternoon. HUNDREDS of items in my newsfeeds, and that’s without counting the hundreds more comments in the Open Threads I follow because they have great links.

    Lots, lots, lots of Halloween pix & vids, yet, oddly, not much that made me think of forwarding to PoliNation. Pete already cornered the market on all the good stuff.

    Will there be a final Halloween post today? I do have a couple of links.

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  15. chrissythehyphenated
    October 31, 2014 at 8:57 pm

    Just say no to thongs. If I want to floss my butt crack, I’ll do it in the shower, thank you very much.

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  16. chrissythehyphenated
    October 31, 2014 at 9:02 pm

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    • chrissythehyphenated
      October 31, 2014 at 9:03 pm

      EXCELLENT selections today, Pete. I’m proud to announce I remember not to drink or eat anything, so do not have coffee or crumbs in my sinuses for a change.

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  17. A Mindful Webworker
    October 31, 2014 at 10:23 pm

    Y’all will likely see this everywhere, but I just got the news.

    “It is with an overwhelming and humbling feeling of relief that we confirm that [Marine Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi] was released today after spending 214 days in Mexican Jail.”

    Now he can begin his recovery from this ordeal of betrayal by the US Government. “His mother, Jill Tahmooressi, has said her son’s time in a Mexican jail has been worse than his two tours in Afghanistan.”

    Breitbart

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