HAPPY 90TH BIRTHDAY, JIMMUH CARTER

I really don’t care. I just needed something to write in the header. Got my morning nap late because of an appointment to get some doctor-ordered bloodwork done (fortunately I still have some). The nurse on duty thinks the introduction of the ebola virus is going to be contained. I would be more concerned about the diseases brought here by all the illegal alien minors Barry has dumped in every state and allowed to enroll in school without a physical checkup. I have a link today about a possible 700 cases of TB in Texas. What does he care? Short answeris he doesn’t.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    California becomes first state to ban plastic bags

    Under SB270, plastic bags will be phased out of checkout counters at large grocery stores and supermarkets such as Wal-Mart and Target starting next summer, and convenience stores and pharmacies in 2016. The law does not apply to bags used for fruits, vegetables or meats, or to shopping bags used at other retailers. It allows grocers to charge a fee of at least 10 cents for using paper bags.

    http://news.yahoo.com/brown-says-hes-likely-sign-070121415.html

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  2. Pistol Pete

    700+ children possibly exposed to TB in El Paso, Texas

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Obama Expected To Attend Quinn Fundraiser Wednesday
    I’m looking forward to that,” Quinn said. “I’m a good friend of President Obama, and he’s a good friend of mine. He’s helped me in the last election, and I really need his help now. I’m really grateful that he’s coming our way.”

    They were both spawned from the pit of iniquity known as ‘the Chicago Machine.’
    Quinns race against Rauner is tight,which means Rauner has no chance.
    Quinnwon the governorship before by winning one county.Cook.Things never change here in Illinois.
    http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/09/30/obama-expected-to-attend-quinn-fundraiser-wednesday/

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Exclusive Photo Preview: Moochelle O. Visits ‘THE CHEW ‘

    New York (MFNS)-The First Lady, Michelle Obama was in New York last weekend to tape 2 segments of the popular show cooking ‘The Chew’, slated to run this Friday, October 3rd. on ABC.

    Middle Finger News has obtained exclusive production video screen-shots of her up-coming appearance from sources behind the scenes of the show.


    Looked absolutely stunning in her tan fitted slacks and lace-up brown blouse with gold chiffon fart-flap early warning system she also wore at a recent photo-op, Mrs. Obama talked at length to the Chew Crew of proper nutrition and of her love of slaving over a hot stove to cook healthy meals for Barry and the first gals.

    The recipe of the day was Mrs. Obama’s secret ingredients for her favorite summer evening family dish, a rich high protein, low calorie luscious ‘Garden Snail and Ethiopian Rainbow Toad Egg Soup’ with a delicately roasted Botswana Dandelion Garnish.

    http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2014/10/exclusive-photo-preview-moochelle-o.html#.VCxFeoYo4dU

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Richard Engel ISIS Rise No State Secret

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Oklahoma Beheading Suspect Charged with First Degree Murder: ‘Not a Religious Act, Race-Related’
    At a press conference this morning, Cleveland County District Attorney Greg Mashburn said that the gruesome attack was race-related and not a religious act, but he did admit that Nolen was infatuated with beheadings, which was evident from his facebook page.
    Does this look like somebody who hates whites?

    “Altercation earlier in the day had to do with race, (Nolen) was saying he didn’t like white people,” Mashburn stated during the conference.
    Mashburn said Nolen was retaliating against his coworkers who allegedly “oppressed” him at work. Several of them, victim Traci Johnson included, had filed complaints against him.

    What do you think his defense will be?Self-defense or ‘stand your ground?’
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/09/30/Oklahoma-Beheading-Suspect-Charged-With-First-Degree-Murder-Not-A-Religious-Act-Race-Related

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Exclusive: Secret Service missed man with gun in elevator with Obama
    The incident, which took place three days before an intruder jumped a fence and sprinted inside the White House, involved a failure in Secret Service advance work to prevent an armed man from coming into close proximity with Obama while he was visiting the CDC to receive a briefing about the Ebola threat.
    i’m thinking in his twisted psyche he thinks everybody loves him and no one would hurt him.Still,the incompetence of the SS is unsettling.
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/exclusive-secret-service-missed-man-with-gun-in-elevator-with-obama/article/2554185

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  8. Pistol Pete

    WH Spokesperson Psaki Caught in Another Lie on Al-Qaeda

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  9. Pistol Pete

    ‘It’s despicable’: Widow’s fury as college invites her cop husband’s killer to give a graduation speech
    Mumia Abu-Jamal, 60, serving life in prison for shooting cop Daniel Faulkner
    He was selected as commencement speaker at Goddard College in Vermont
    College plans to play recorded remarks alongside a video of him on Sunday
    Mr Faulkner’s wife, Maureen, says ‘despicable’ decision should be reversed
    ‘His freedom was taken away when he murdered a police officer,’ she says
    Vermont Troopers’ Association also criticized decision, made by students
    But school says it reflects students’ ‘freedom to engage and think radically’
    THIS IS WHAT OUR SCHOOLS ARE TURNING OUT NOW….IDIOTS WHO RESPECT A MURDEROUS STINKING PIECE OF TRASH

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2775972/It-s-despicable-Widow-hits-college-s-decision-let-cop-husband-s-killer-graduation-speech.html#ixzz3Ev7BDEEB

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  10. Pistol Pete

    First Ebola victim in America was sent home with antibiotics

    The patient, who contracted the disease in Liberia, presented himself at a hospital in Dallas, Texas but was given antibiotics and told to go home. Now, health officials have launched a desperate search for others he could have unwittingly infected
    Thanks again,Bozo.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/ebola/11132475/First-Ebola-victim-in-America-was-sent-home-with-antibiotics.html

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  11. Pistol Pete

    ever notice how all the regime’s henchmen go before a committee and take “full responsibility” for their incompetence/criminality and thats the end of it?
    No one is fired,no one resigns.Nobody doing the emperors work needs worry.

    Rep. Gowdy Questions Secret Service Director Pierson about White House Security Breaches

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Rep. Lynch to Secret Service Chief: Wish You Protected WH Like ‘Your Reputation’
    “I wish to God you protected the White House like you’re protecting your reputation here today. I wish you spent that time and that effort to protect the American president and his family like I’m hearing people covering for the lapses of the Secret Service on these several occasions. I really do,” said Lynch during the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee hearing on Secret Service protocols.
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/melanie-hunter/rep-lynch-secret-service-chief-wish-you-protected-wh-your-reputation

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Jimmy Carter says he would have defeated Reagan had he been more ‘manly’
    Interviewed by the show “CNBC Meets,” Carter repeated his belief that the failed mission to free American hostages held in Tehran killed his chances, but then added that had he gone to war, America would have rewarded him with a second term in 1980.
    <img src="Carter On Aborted Rescue Mission 1980” alt=”” />

    Grannyism:if wishes were horses beggars would ride.
    Grandpa:if a bullfrog had wings he wouldn’t bump his ass.

    http://washingtonexaminer.com/jimmy-carter-says-he-would-have-defeated-reagan-had-he-been-more-manly/article/2554217

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  14. Pistol Pete

    WHEN SFB’S ATTACK
    (sexually frustrated bitches)

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Michelle Obama: Beating Scott Walker ‘Just as Important’ as 2012 Race
    “One is that a Walker victory would validate and solidify [his collective-bargaining reforms], while a loss would undermine it,” York wrote. “The second reason is that Walker may well be a contender for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination — but only if he wins re-election first.
    http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/389127/michelle-obama-beating-scott-walker-just-important-2012-race-joel-gehrke

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Obama Regime Spends $4 Million On Lawyers For Illegal Immigrant Minors…
    The grants to two organizations are part of a bigger $9 million project that aims to provide lawyers to 2,600 children. The move comes after the number of Central American children arriving on the U.S.-Mexico border more than doubled this past year, many of them fleeing violence.
    http://weaselzippers.us/201263-obama-regime-spends-4-million-on-lawyers-for-illegal-immigrant-minors/

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  17. Pistol Pete

    uploaded yesterday:An American with a Remington
    By Larry Gatlin and Billy Dean
    Published on Sep 30, 2014

    DEAR GUTLESS, WORTHLESS TERRORIST COWARDS… A MESSAGE FROM ME AND MY BUDDY BILLY DEAN
    Larry can still hit the high notes

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  18. Pierson Resigns.
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/10/01/secret-service-director-resigns/
    I hate to see this woman get so much outrage directed at her. All she did was accept the POTUS’s appointment a year and a half ago. She wasn’t the right person for the job, but the idiot POTUS knew that. He appointed her strictly for the political optics. He’s the one at fault. Anybody blaming him?

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  19. freedom1781

    More Oklahoma shenanigans…

    Police Locate Subject Of Unauthorized Entry At Moore HS
    http://www.news9.com/story/26678215/police-investigate-report-of-unauthorized-arabic-man-at-moore-hs

    (Notice how the headline differs from the url. They changed the headline after they uploaded the story.)

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    • Pete> They changed the headline after they uploaded the story.

      That’s really funny. My site uses off-the-shelf content management system, and I do it all myself. I’ve set it up so that, with my main articles, if I change the title, the URL is changed to match (and a re-direct from the previous URL is created). I’m always amused when the Bigshots aren’t as adept at webworking as us Smallfry.

      Per Alexa:
      News9.com worldwide ranking: 37,191
      mindfulwebworks.com ranking: 7,521,499
      🙂

      FTR: Polination: 1,923,956

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  20. Pistol Pete

    They couldn’t risk hurting our Islamic friends’ feelings,could they?

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  21. Oh, yeah, I knew there was something else I wanted to post here. I’ll just re-post what I commented on Ace of Spades this morning.

    Among the other problems with shacking up… is a confusion of “anniversaries.” Milady and I got married, but six years after we got, erm, “engaged.”

    Forty years ago this morning, I drove from my house in Tulsa to the train station in Ponca City. A woman from Chicago, whom I had come to know at college in Wisconsin, was coming to visit. I kidnapped her She decided to stay, and we’ve been together ever since. The most amazing thing about that was, passenger trains stop in Oklahoma? Who knew? (They don’t anymore, I don’t think.) We are not today the people we were then (thank God!), yet through all the multiple life disasters and personal changes, here we are. Ready for the next forty.

    (Always weird to quote oneself.)

    I’ll add this story of how Milady first attracted my attention (which is to say, more than the attention I already had for all ladies at college). I don’t remember why I turned to her, but I asked if she could sew a button on my shirt (a sign of what a helpless rube my college-educated butt was). Her reply: “I’ll show you how to sew one on.” I liked that gal right away!

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Our 35th is in 2 weeks, but we skipped the shacking/cohabiting part, so it really will be our 35th. 🙂

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      • Congrats, Mindful and Chrissy! We’re coming up on our 31st at the end of the year, so we’re not too far behind you folks.

        Mindful, about that time frame you’re talking about, or a few years later, I was taking the train from St. Louis through KC and across western OK into New Mexico for work. That train didn’t stop in OK at all, but there weren’t very many options that far west. I would think the trains would still stop in eastern OK near Tulsa, but I don’t know for sure.

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