Posted by Pistol Pete
You thought this would be a Friday the 13th post…wrong.
I’ve often wondered why people make such a big deal about Mother’s Day and Father’s Day gets short shrift. I think I’ve figured it out.
Americans are expected to spend $7 billion less on Father’s Day gifts this year than they were for last month’s Mother’s Day. According to a study by the National Retail Federation, consumers are slated to spend a total $12.5 billion on Father’s Day, which falls on June 15 this year, compared to the estimated $19.9 billion they were projected to spend on Mother’s Day, which was celebrated on May 11.
Mom is the one who cooked your meals,made your bed,eased your pain,hugged you when you were afraid and would walk through fire to protect you.
Dad dished out the punishment,yelled at you not to change the TV channel when he’s watching it,complained when you forgot to put gas in the car,told you to mow the lawn and wanted to know when you were going to get a job….when you were 12.
Moms were soft and loving,dads were a little more firm trying to teach you some of life’s lessons. It’s akin to the difference between democrats and republicans. One functions strictly on emotion,the other on reasoned thinking and hard facts. It all depends on your upbringing and how emotionally and morally mature you are. If there was no father in your life chances are you never learned many lessons only a man can teach.
My dad died when I was three and if it hadn’t been for mom having Gramma and Grampa’s farm to move us to I’d be an even bigger mess than I am now. Mom walked me to school and held me when I was afraid. Granny did everything when mom took off for long periods of time with her latest flame.
Grandpa was not a physically compassionate man,I can’t recall him ever hugging me. But he did teach me volumes of life’s lessons about what’s really important,what is trivial,what is worth working for and how to enjoy what you’ve done just for the joy of doing it.
Believe it:
Hallmark has come out with a line of Father’s Day cards for gay dads.
If you find this entire post sophomoric and a complete waste of time then things are about normal.
Grannyism: “You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.”
High School Surprises Janitor With $1,900 So He Can Visit His Granddaughter for the First Time
There are a number of ways that a student body marks the end of a school year. But instead of reflecting back on their own accomplishments, students at Anderson County High School in Lawrenceburg, Ky., decided to shine the spotlight on someone else.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/high-school-surprises-janitor-with–1-900-so-he-can-visit-his-granddaughter-for-the-first-time-185605637.html
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Washington County man sues Canonsburg police after arrest for swearing
If swearing is a crime I know people who would be doing life without parole.
http://www.post-gazette.com/local/washington/2014/06/05/Washington-County-man-sues-Canonsburg-police-after-arrest-for-swearing/stories/201406050351#ixzz34WyKlaHa
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New Port Richey soldier surprised with renovated home taken over by squatters
this is an update to the story I posted about the soldier who came home from deployment to find two miserable dope-using scumbags had broken into his home and taken root.The police said there was nothing that could be done about it.His brothers-in-arms and some big biker-types begged to differ:
http://www.wfla.com/story/25680357/celebration-planned-as-new-port-richey-soldier-returns-to-home-taken-over-by-squatters
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One FSU Pike’s surprise return home from Afghanistan
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Looks like you raised him well! Son surprises dad with ’57 Chevy Bel-Air on his 57th birthday after promising to buy it for him as an eight-year-old
I’ll never forget granddad bringing home a used white-over-black 1957 Chevy he bought for $150.He let me drive it up and down the driveway.The shift pattern was PNDLR.Only car I ever drove like it.Wish I still had it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2651474/Man-fulfills-promise-surprises-dad-57-Chevy-Bel-Air-57th-birthday.html#ixzz34X0edkKG
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Monica Seles Engaged to 72-Year Old Billionaire
Professional tennis player Monica Seles has secured many titles in her lifetime. She is a member of the International Tennis Hall of Fame, has won nine Grand Slam singles titles, and was the youngest-ever French Open champion at the age of 16. Now, at age 40, she is about to become the wife of a billionaire
http://www.webpronews.com/monica-seles-engaged-to-72-year-old-billionaire-2014-06
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Hope it will be worth it for her. I can’t help but be a little cynical about it, though.
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A while back I posted a video of the Italian nun who blew the judges away on The Voice of Italy.
Well,she won the competition with her version of Flashdance:
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Man Busted For X-Rated Sexting To Florida Cop
Dirty photos sent to department-issued cell phone
This takes a special kind of stupid
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/naked-selfies-sent-to-police-785412
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I want to smell fresh cut grass’: Ohio woman gets her 100th birthday wish … to clean the yard
Trudy Price, of Bowling Green, lives in a retirement village
On Monday June 9 she turned 100 and wanted to garden
The Wish of a Lifetime foundation took her to the campus of Bowling Green State University
She experienced a ride-on lawnmower and was able to plant some flowers
I can hear my Grandpa:
‘if that ain’t your grandma,i’ll kiss your butt on the corner of State and Main’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2653124/Ohio-womans-100th-birthday-wish-doing-yard-work.html
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Woman, 68, And Male Partner Busted For Public Sex At Florida Retirement Community
Responding to calls about the 10:30 PM public tryst, sheriff’s deputies discovered Margaret Ann Klemm and David Bobilya, 49, fully engaged in a pavillion at The Villages, a sprawling 55-and-older community in central Florida’s Sumter County.
I’ll never forget when I first realized what Gramma and Grampa were doing when they closed the bedroom door.my reaction was ..EEEWWWWW!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/senior-citizen-public-sex-arrest-897041
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this guy’s got more guts than sense
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Man Who Really Likes Having Sex With Rafts Busted Again For Raft-Loving Ways
An Ohio man with a long history of having sex with inflatable rafts and at least one inflatable Halloween pumpkin was arrested this week for having sex with another inflatable raft.
He must have overinflated his girl friend and she popped.
http://dailycaller.com/2014/06/12/man-who-really-likes-having-sex-with-rafts-busted-again-for-raft-loving-ways/#ixzz34X8n3Cb2
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You nut! That made me grin.
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Michael Moore, Wife Tangle Over Divorce Dollars
Director claims spouse squandered funds on mansion
–With his divorce trial looming, Michael Moore is battling his wife over the valuation of the couple’s assets, while branding her a spendthrift who “unilaterally wasted a large percentage of the marital funds” building a lakefront mansion that has prompted mocking news stories about the activist filmmaker’s wealth
She’s going to need a lot of support money….the price of hay is outrageous.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/Michael-Moore-divorce-476321
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Haha! Mastiffs are expert back-talkers.
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OOPS: Sex On The Balcony Was Great Until We Fell To Our Deaths
I hate when that happens
http://clashdaily.com/2014/06/oops-sex-balcony-great-fell-deaths/#EpPrIczI4xOQydAb.99
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“I hate when that happens” ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Police: 315-Pound Man Hid 40 Bags Of Heroin In Belly Button
That’s not a belly button….that’s a crater
http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2014/06/06/police-315-pound-man-hid-40-bags-of-heroin-in-belly-button/
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this is my last post for awhile.Hope to be back before Baghdad falls and gas hits $5.
Hope you enjoyed it.
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I did! Have fun!
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Thanks for fine Friday collection, Pete.
By the way, oh Garden friends…
EYAAAHHHHGGG!
First of all, 😦 I’m home alone for Dad’s Day Weekend. Mrs & local kids are in the Big Potato for the weekend for a family reunion. I get to be home with the dog and cats.
So after many days of “dry spell,” I finally make a little 40-second video just for fun, a little idea I got this morning.
Obama Blames Fall of Iraq on Video
That links to YouTube. Here’s the video on my website.
(Not embedding, feel free to change to embed or use it elsewhere, as ever, but read on first…)
Usually, I get a few nibbles after I post a video, after I tell folks here or on Ace. Every once in a very long while I get a like or dislike. So, except for that one time I had a video embedded at Moonbattery, my “customers” on YouTube are apparently jus’ friends, mos’ly, so t’speak.
I’ve always been concerned about what might go viral. Never been a threat yet, though, as my YT channel is as untraveled as my website.
This video, before I even finished the details on the upload, this thing had 20 hits, I received a “Google+ Notification” (I didn’t even know I could get those) from someone scolding me about how smart Obama is on Iraq, and one each Like and Dislike.
What have I done? Enough needling jabs, I eventually, finally hit a vein? Because of the Dislike, I quickly appended “(Parody!)” to the title, for honesty’s sake. Maybe that will stave off some firestorm…
😮 Virtual prayers may be needed.
Oh, look, a doggie video. Oboy.
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Well, It sounds like you will be too busy fielding comments to miss the missus too much. Now, I’m off to watch the video!
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