Posted by Pistol Pete
Well,DW got home yesterday from visiting her dad.She seemed a little disappointed that the dishes were done,there were no wet towels on the bathroom floor and no dirty socks on the living room floor.I think she was planning to file for federal disaster aid.
“Who are you,and what have you done with my husband?” she queried.
“Shut up and fix me dinner,woman!”
“Yup,I’m in the right house!”
The secret to a long and happy marriage is the ability to laugh with each other–and have televisions at opposite ends of the house so there’s no arguing about what to watch.
THE MAGIC OF MAKEUP
h/t to IOTW
polination.blog 
WHAT’S YOUR OPINION?IS SHE DRUNK,HIGH,OR JUST NUTS?
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Answer: She is a democrat!
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“undermine his name” …………. you mean … what your creepy crud buds did to Newt Gingrich?
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BOEHNER TAKES HARD LINE ON HOLDER CONTEMPT VOTE
With a 25 seat majority,I’d hardly call that being risk-averse
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/fast-furious-boehner-holder/2012/06/21/id/443082
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NEW POLL SHOWS OBAMA,ROMNEY TIED
Seeing this is an AP/GFK poll,Romney’s probably ahead.Bloomberg has Obama up 13 and Rasmussen has Romney up 4.these polls mean nothing.They are simply a way for the media to try to make the polls the story instead of the candidates.The only poll that matters comes in November at your local voting booth.I can’t wait.
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/06/new_poll_shows_obama_romney_tied.html
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I think this number is one to watch, as it provides a clue to how many people are still depending on the alphabets, or as Andrew called them, the “Democrat Media Complex”, for their news: “Of all adults polled, 56 percent believe Obama will win a second term.”
Interesting factoid from “How the poll was done” @ http://ap-gfkpoll.com/uncategorized/our-latest-poll-findings-3
“As is done routinely in surveys, results were weighted, or adjusted, to ensure that responses accurately reflect the population’s makeup by factors such as age, sex, education and race.” … Notice what is NOT listed? The GfK poll samples I’ve pulled apart had too many Democrats and Independents, too few Republicans and wayyy too many “won’t say”. To me, the last part was where they were burying the wayyy too many Democrats, KWIM?
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CORNHOLE CALLED FOX TO WHINE ABOUT THEM AIRING THIS AD.HE WAS SO UPSET HE WAS POPPING CLAIRE’S MIDOL LIKE THEY WERE TIC-TACS
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Obama-“Change Happens”
America-“Shit Happens”
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November: Revolution happens.
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Love it!
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BULLIED SCHOOL BUS MONITOR FINDS PEOPLE REALLY DO CARE
Must-see video at link.She was on F&F yesterday when donations were at $125K.As of yesterday afternoon,it was up to $290,000.She’ll be able to take a real nice vacation.In her place,I’d have been charged with breaking some or all of the child abuse laws.Amid the constant negativity in the news,it’s good to share an outpouring of humanity.
http://hotair.com/archives/2012/06/21/video-bullied-bus-monitor-finds-out-that-the-internets-raised-125000-for-her/
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Donations now almost half a million!
These kids will probably be knocking on her door, asking for their fair share.
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HEY,JAY;THE NAME IS BRIAN TERRY.HE WAS A BETTER MAN THAN YOU’LL EVER BE
IF YOU FORGET,ASK THESE PEOPLE
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MOOCHELLE’S CAMPAIGN E-MAIL: ‘BARACK’S YOUR HUSBAND,TOO.’
Flash:tens of millions of women file class-action divorce lawsuit.
Is this desperation,or what?
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/06/21/Michelle-email-married-to-barack
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Yeah, we are married to this mess alright.
Like a muslim teenager is married to her farty old uncle.
At least we get to kick him out of the house, and thank GOD we do not have to sleep with him.
(that thought just creeps me out)
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It’s even worse than that. Now they want you to send them all your wedding, birthday, and anniversary presents.
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good thing he will be out by Christmas. The kiddies would be getting coal while he gets cash.
At least his kids won’t know the difference. They don’t get Christmas presents anyway, or birthday gifts.
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ROMNEY TO HECKLERS: ‘WE WON’T UNILATERALLY DISARM’
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Good for him!
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JOYLESS BEWHORE:GOProud ENDORSING ROMNEY BECAUSE THEY’RE ATTRACTED TO HIS SONS
I don’t have a gay bone in my body,but if the choice is down to them or an insufferable slut like you,I say: ‘pass the K-Y and lay on,MacDuff!’
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/06/22/joy-behar-goprouds-romney-endorsement-could-it-be-theyre-just-attract
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LISTEN TO THE PRESS CORPS CHUCKLE AT THIS FECKLESS OAF
Every time I hear this buffoon I’m reminded of the old chestnut:better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.
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He’s a carnie alright-
Standing in front of the House of Horrors, trying to sell tickets to people who just want to run away from this carnival of fools.
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Now there’s a picture for Chrissy to graphic!
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How exactly is it they can claim simultaneously that Holder knew nothing about it, but was doing his utmost to stop it?
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‘ABORTIONISTS TARGET BLACK BABIES’
NC church posts sign accusing Planned Parenthood and others of racism.
Wonder how many will vote for Obeyme anyway.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/abortionists-target-black-babies-nc-church-posts-sign-accusing-planned-parenthood-others-of-racism/
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No Black who has seen Maafa 21 will vote for a Democrat.
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The whole film is loaded in parts at YouTube. You can see it for free. Bring Kleenex.
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HEY,UNIONS:WELCOME TO POLITICS.WATCH THAT BLOODY NOSE.
Revenge is a dish best served cold
http://finance.townhall.com/columnists/johnransom/2012/06/22/hey_unions_welcome_to_politics_watch_that_bloody_nose
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ANOTHER SIGN THE DEMS ARE WRITING OFF OBAMA
To thine own self be true.
(my cliche meter is stuck–HELP!)
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/06/another_sign_dems_are_writing_off_obama.html
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And I wouldn’t put it past them to
ask for a tax deduction for this “write off”.
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ROMNEY RELEASED 4 ADS TODAY CALLED:THE FIRST 100 DAYS.
The first one targets Ohio.You can bet the rent(damn,those cliches again) I’ll find the others
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One of the reasons McCain got whooped was because the dems used the power of the internet. It is great to see the GOP has learned to fight fire with fire.
(what’s wrong with cliches?)
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My high school English teacher warned us to avoid clichés like the plague.
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Bob … LOL
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I’m reminded of one of the things my mom taught me. “Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.” I also know the words to CONSTANTINOPLE and Mareseatoats, if anyone cares. My brother used to say he would record the ditties she taught us and call the album, “Songs I learned at my mother’s knee and other joints.”
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400 POUND WOMAN ARRESTED FOR SITTING NAKED ON BUS STOP BENCH
This is just so wrong
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/06/21/400-pound-woman-arrested-for-wearing-birthday-suit-on-bus-bench/
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I’m disappointed you didn’t include a cliche. Couldn’t find one big enough?
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pound for pound, i think a picture is worth a thousand words
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I didn’t look. I’ve seen naked 400# women before (labor and delivery nurse), didn’t need a “refresher” visual…
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Another reason to love Bob:
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LOL That’s excellent! Anyone know what film it’s from. I’d love to get it from Netflix.
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WOMAN DIES AFTER DECLINING CANCER TREATMENT TO SAVE THE LIFE OF HER UNBORN CHILD
Something tells me there’s a special place in Heaven for her
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/woman-dies-after-declining-cancer-treatments-to-save-the-life-of-her-unborn-child/
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I TOLD YOU I’D FIND THEM
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You never cease to amaze.
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PMSNBC TO ANSWER FOX’S ‘THE FIVE’ WITH ‘THE FOUR,’ STARRING S.E. CUPP AND WHOEVER’S AROUND
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
(I can’t help myself,Cliches R Us was having a sale!)
http://www.theblaze.com/blog/2012/06/22/msnbc-answers-foxs-five-with-the-four/
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They’re having SE Cupp on REGULARLY? Wow. Somebody must’ve noticed their ratings and caught a clue.
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BIDEN,WHITE HOUSE TO TAKE ON DATING VIOLENCE
‘If you hit a woman,you’re not a man,you’re a coward’
or a democrat,but I repeat myself
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/biden-white-house-take-dating-violence_647702.html
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Oh yeah. We’re headed to Taxmageddon, so we should definitely have the White House get involved in dating violence. They can have a special task force. Maybe think up some new regulations. A web site even. Mooch can give Plugs advice. Yup. This is a winner. Gonna definitely turn the tide. Or make the oceans rise. Or something. You know, cuz that whole birth control war on women thing worked so well.
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HOW DO I FIND THESE?
even a blind pig finds an acorn once in awhile
(damn,there I go again!)
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GP.you’re as snarky as I am!Makes me proud.
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are you kidding? You are in a league of your own!
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CANKLES IN CAT-EYE GLASSES–NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
Her cackle is like dragging a sled over a dry sidewalk
Where does she get her hair done?The Lockheed wind tunnel?
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/06/22/Clinton-Dons-Wild-Cat-Eye-Glasses
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TEA PARTY ISN’T A WAR ON WOMEN–IT’S WOMEN WAGING A WAR
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
I know,don’t even say it!
http://news.investors.com/article/615504/201206201802/tea-party-wages-war-by-women-not-on-them.htm
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yep, we are pretty TEA’d off and we are TEA ing up to drive these socialists off the course.
Women drivers ahead.
FORE!
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ROFLL
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GOLFER DRIVES BALL 178MPH INTO MOVING MERCEDES
What does this have to do with anything?I don’t have a clue
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When I start posting the Grudge,I never have a plan–it just happens.
Like Rush says,I’m having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have.
Until next time,like the pirate from Treasure Island (can’t remember his name), I’ll keep an eye out for you.
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Frankly:my reply buttons not working(among many other things)re:the 400 pound naked woman;
How about-
the bigger the cushion,the better the pushin’?
or,some major dressmakers have changed their tags to:one size fits most?
or,her lover has to roll her in flour and find the wet spot?
I’m kinda feeling like General Custer about now.
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LOL
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Wait! In those make-up pics, I can’t see the difference between the last two. Did they forget to include the ‘after’ shot?
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Mafia:check out the link for Cankles in her glasses–it’s a test of your internal constitution
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Holy crap!Rasmussen daily presidential poll had The Usurper at -14 yesterday;today he’s at -22!
I really meant to stop,but its like having to leave the circus early to avoid the traffic jam
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/daily_presidential_tracking_poll
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Declaring Presidential Privilege to cover up a scandal worse than Watergate will tend to have a negative effect on poll numbers! 😉
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I saw that 8-point drop and thought, “Whoa, what did HE do?!!!!” Red Pill’s explanation makes as much sense as anything I came up with.
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Since these are 3-day rolling averages, it will be interesting to see what happens over the next couple of days.
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It makes you think there are more people paying attention than they want to admit there are.
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That would be nice!
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http://hotair.com/archives/2012/06/22/bad-news-jon-stewart-not-exactly-buying-the-executive-privilege-claim/
Watch the video there and the continuation below:
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-june-21-2012/differentiate-your-party-s-assertion-of-executive-privilege-from-the-previous-administration-s
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Those are wonderful! He manages to quickly and accurately explain the mess AND make you laugh.
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Liberals Turning on Obama after Executive Privilege; “A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing”
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=138700
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I think dems are turning in droves and the truth is still being suppressed.
I just spent the weekend at the Health Freedom Expo. usually a bastion of liberal, health freedom fighters. Many of these folks are just furious at the raids on farms, mandated vacs, and I heard NO support for Obamacare. Most of these people are Ron Paul democrats.
There is a real movement happening. If the GOP would start to listen to this faction, they would be unbeatable. If Romney puts Ron Paul in a position to get the FDA under control, he will have a landslide.
Question is, will romney be bought out by Big Farma and Big Pharma or will he stand up for the little guy?
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Excellent points, GP.
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Fave comment: “Who knows, next the Left might start using facts in their arguments!”
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“Over at the Daily Kos, an article slammed him for his incompetency and lack of transparency” … DAILY KOS?!?!? … I need my smelling salts.
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Both Jon Stewart and Daily Kos are pretty strongly left-leaning. And the fact that both of them are speaking out against this administration’s actions in Fast and Furious shows that while the LSM has kept this undre wraps for about a year and a half, it’s now busting out into the open, and liberals aren’t happy about what they are seeing.
This is much, much worse than Watergate. No one died as a result of Watergate.
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