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Tim Tebow Suspended for Using Performance-Enhancing Bible Verses

From The Babylon Bee.

BINGHAMTON, NY—League officials confirmed Thursday that Double-A baseball player and devout Christian Tim Tebow has been suspended for using performance-enhancing Bible verses both on and off the field.

Tebow was spotted injecting the encouraging Bible passages into his morning devotional in the team’s locker room and was reported to appropriate authorities. He is barred from playing in the league until a full investigation of his Bible-reading activities can be conducted.

“The league has a zero-tolerance policy on Bible verses that inspire and encourage a player to do his best and play for the glory of God, and thus bestow an unfair advantage,” league investigator Mack Columbeau said in a press conference. “We will be looking into this matter objectively and completely before rendering a final judgment on Mr. Tebow. If he has violated league policy, he’ll be punished appropriately.” Continue reading

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Terrifying times

Krauthammer and end times

Jenner vs Tebow

 

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Unborn baby already a Tebow fan

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Tebow in the Termite Mound


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THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

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HOUSE PASSES PAYROLL TAX CUT EXTENSION WITH XL PIPELINE PROVISION ATTATCHED DESPITE VETO THREAT
Dear Reader challenged the House to call his bluff….they just did.
http://hotair.com/archives/2011/12/13/bluff-called-house-defies-obama-veto-threat-passes-payroll-cut-extension-with-keystone-pipeline-provision/

DEM SLAMS ‘PROFESSOR OBAMA’ FOR ARROGANCE,LECTURES
What the article doesn’t mention is Cardoza isn’t running next year.Kind of like the sissy talking tough after the bully went home.
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2011/12/14/dem_slams_professor_obama_for_arrogance_lectures

JOHN KERRY REPORTING FOR DUTY…TO THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD
I’m sure the muzzies will be impressed as he regales them with his heroic exploits in Vietnam
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/285730/john-kerry-reporting-duty-muslim-brotherhood-andrew-c-mccarthy

DOES NEWT WANT THE CONSTITUTION TO DIE?
http://dailycaller.com/2011/12/13/does-newt-gingrich-want-the-constitution-to-die/

THIS IS THE WOMAN TRYING TO UNSEAT THE CRISCO KID

BABS:GOP BILL WILL KILL 8,100 AMERICANS
They make a habit out of pulling numbers out of their hindquarters,don’t they?
http://dailycaller.com/2011/12/13/sen-boxer-gop-bill-will-kill-8100-americans/

40 CELEBRITIES WHO ARE REPUBLICANS
Didn’t Gloria Estefan hold a fundraiser for the Magic Negro?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/40-celebrities-who-are-republicans

WOMAN DENIES CAUSING PENIS INJECTION DEATH
Old Chinese proverb:never let strange woman with needle near your private parts.
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/health/woman-denies-causing-penis-injection-death-121311

OBAMA CHANGES TONE TO REACH MILITARY VOTERS
Failing that,he’ll work to have overseas military absentee ballots disqualified.
http://dailycaller.com/2011/12/14/obama-changes-tone-to-reach-military-voters/

CAN WE PLEASE HAVE OUR DRONE BACK?PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON IT?
“DIE,ZIONIST DOGS!”

OBAMA CAMPAIGN OUTLINES 5 PATHS TO REELECTION
A lot of wishful thinking here.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/13/2012-obama-reelection_n_1146000.html

JUST STAY CLASSY,CHUCK

‘PROTESTER’ NAMED TIME’S PERSON OF THE YEAR
I’m crushed.I was sure Sarah Palin would win it.
http://biggovernment.com/publius/2011/12/14/protester-named-time-magazine-person-of-the-year/

McCONNELL BLOCKS VOTE ON HOUSE-PASSED TAX CUT BILL;CITES CONCERNS OVER A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN
Thanks,Mitch…we force Obama’s hand over signing the bill or shutting down the government and you save his scrawny ass.Establishment douchebag.
http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/199301-mcconnell-blocks-senate-vote-on-house-payroll-tax-bill

GUESS WHO OBAMA IS BLAMING FOR GRIDLOCK

OBAMA CAMPAIGN COLLECTING GOP E-MAILS
Barry,you wouldn’t believe the e-mail I’d like to send you.
http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2011/12/14/obama-campaign-collecting-republican-emails/

HOLDER UNVEILS VOTER FRAUD PROGRAM
He should be an authority on fraud.Its how the dems roll.
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2011/12/holder-unveils-voter-fraud-program.php

IF TEBOW WINS THE SUPER BOWL,CHRISTIANS WILL BE ‘BURNING MOSQUES,BASHING GAYS AND BANISHING IMMIGRANTS’
OK…where’s the bad part?
http://nation.foxnews.com/tim-tebow/2011/12/14/columnist-if-tim-tebow-wins-super-bowl-christians-will-be-burning-mosques-bashing-gays-and

DEMOCRATS FOLLOW OBAMA DOWN THE LOW ROAD
http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/12/democrats_follow_obama_down_the_low_road.html

OBAMA IS THE JOBS GRINCH
http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/12/obama_is_the_jobs_grinch.html

THE FIX IS IN IN THE WISCONSIN RECALL
One man in Milwaukee brags he signed 80 times.

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