Category Archives: State of the Union

THE LAST DOG AND PONY SHOW

For the eighth and final time our beloved leader will give a command performance, reading the lies others have written for him, as he has done his entire political life. In past SOTUs he has pretended to give a rat’s ass what Congress or the American people want. Boiled down to the basics it was, is, and will always be about him. I am not an influential member of the media but I can pretty much guess what some of his spewage will cover.

Gun control: He will upbraid the republicans for not whole-heartedly supporting his “common sense” gun grab, saying we must take guns out of people’s houses because accidents may happen. Also, his voters can break into your house, rob, beat, and likely murder you without fear. He would make the entire nation a “gun-free zone.” Of course he only has a year left but the socialists never stop attacking.

Economy: He will doubtless brag about the 5% unemployment rate, given there are 100 million working-age Americans not in the work force.

He will puff about all the new enrollees in Obamacare. This after he’s taken people’s preferred health plans away and forced them to take coverage that is either too expensive or the deductibles run into thousands and thousands of dollars before anything is covered. Being covered does not mean you have access to medical care in a timely manner. Plus, you are forced to take what he gives you or else you pay a penalty. Funny how that works.

He will whine about bringing more Muslim “refugees” here to further infest and endanger the public welfare. Oh, and Christians need not apply. In a final finger in the eye of the public there will be a “refugee” in the box with Barry’s brood sow.

Michelle Obama to Invite Syrian Refugee to SOTU Address on Tuesday

Michelle Obama, fresh off her latest Hawaiian vacation, will bring a Syrian refugee with her to Barack Obama’s final State of the Union Address on Tuesday.

Obama wants to admit another 10,000 Syrian refugees into the US before he leaves office.

It is unlikey the president will mention that Syrian “refugees” participated in the Paris ISIS massacre.

A Syrian scientist stricken with cancer and seeking a new start for his family in Michigan will represent Syrian refugees as a guest of first lady Michelle Obama for the president’s final State of the Union address. Refaai Hamo, his son and three daughters landed at Detroit Metropolitan Airport in December, anxious to rebuild their lives. Hamo fled to Turkey from Syria after a missile attack killed his wife and one other daughter. He was profiled on the popular photo blog Humans of New York as “The Scientist.”

Notice, if you will, that he has nice gray hair without the scraggly lice-infested beard that most of these terrorists do.
http://news.yahoo.com/syrian-refugee-among-first-ladys-guests-state-union-161030150–politics.html

Syrian Refugee, American Muslim, DREAMer, Gay Activist, Join Michelle Obama for State of the Union


As President Obama delivers a defensive State of the Union address, a select group of Americans who are aligned with his agenda will be watching from First Lady Michelle Obama’s box as guests.

This year’s carefully selected guests include a former illegal immigrant, a gay marriage activist, a Syrian refugee, and a Muslim-American.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/01/12/syrian-refugee-american-muslim-dreamer-gay-activist-join-michelle-obama-for-state-of-the-union/

Democrats Invite CAIR Officials to State of Union

Two officials from the Council on American-Islamic Relations will be attending the State of the Union address Tuesday as guests of Democratic lawmakers.

Reps. Zoe Lofgren (Calif.) and Alcee Hastings (Fla.) will both be hosting representatives from CAIR chapters in their respective states, the group announced Monday.

Lofgren will be bringing Sameena Usman, a government relations coordinator in the San Francisco office, while Hastings will host Nezar Hamze, the chief operating officer of the nonprofit’s Florida branch.

The Lamest Duck

President Obama spent the week defending his proposals to curb gun violence, culminating in a CNN town hall. Think about that. What else happened during the last few days that might warrant a presidential town hall? Oh, nothing much: Iranian protesters stormed the Saudi embassy in Tehran after the House of Saud executed a Shiite cleric, escalating sectarian warfare in the Middle East The stock market tumbled on fears of a global economic slowdown A U.S. soldier was killed in action in Afghanistan, where the Taliban controls more ground than at any time since 2001 Iran revealed the existence of an underground ballistic-missile launch site

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/429468/obamas-last-year-his-most-dangerous-yet

10377238_10207081643952006_3997830910479002625_n

OBAMA: What I think Mark is alluding to is what I said earlier — this notion of a conspiracy out there, and it gets wrapped up in concerns about the federal government. Now, there’s a long history of that. That’s in our DNA. The United States was born suspicious of some distant authority.

Mocking-the-People

Empty chair to represent victims of gun violence at SOTU; social media fires back with better ideas
The Obama administration’s attempt to dramatically make a point about gun violence at Tuesday’s State of the Union address drew harsh criticism across social media.

Along with the guests invited to sit with the First Lady in her viewing box to watch the president’s final State of the Union will be an empty chair to honor victims of gun violence. The White House released the guest list, which can be viewed at WhiteHouse.gov, explaining that those chosen “exemplify the themes and ideals that the President lays out in his address.”

A FEW TWEETS (THEY WON’T COPY)

Brooks ‎@BrooksErrDay584

Instead of the empty chair at the #SOTU tomorrow representing victims of gun violence, it should represent Obama’s nonexistent leadership.

Mike Darancette ‎@Mhdaran

@benshapiro “Empty chair” in the audience “empty suit” at the podium.

Neal Boortz
✔ ‎@Talkmaster
Hey 0bama! How about an empty chair for Ambassador Chris Stephens at your “I, I, Me, I, ME, I, I,” speech?

The cop who was shot in Philly should be sitting in the “empty chair” at the #SOTU to show how you defend yourself

Ted Cruz
✔ ‎@tedcruz
If I’m elected POTUS, there’ll be an empty seat for the over 50 million unborn children killed since Roe #Stand4Life

Kevin D. Williamson ‎@KevinNR

I do wish @SpeakerRyan would disinvite @POTUS. He holds Congress in contempt; let him give SOTU from Oval Office. Or Denny’s for all I care.

(source)

The State of the Union Is NOT Sound: The Illusion of Obama’s Economic ‘Recovery’
Unemployment has been halved from 10 percent in 2009 to just 5 percent today, the federal deficit has been whittled down from $1.4 trillion in 2009 to under $439 billion in 2015, the stock market has enjoyed some of its best years ever, and gas is cheap — resulting in the auto industry’s record sales in 2015 after nearly going under completely in 2008.

These things are true, but they are an illusion of success. They look good only on Obama’s teleprompter.

The State of the Union is NOT Sound: Part Two

Obama’s legacy of mass dependency, racial division, and anti-government fury
After seven divisive years in office, President Obama is leaving America a bequest of mass dependency, racial division and anti-government fury. The “president of cool” is the king of chaos.

The ability of Americans to care for themselves has declined significantly under Obama, with the number on welfare soaring since he took office. According to U.S. census data, there was an average of 96,197,000 people enrolled in one or more means-tested programs in the fourth quarter of 2008. In 2012, the last year for which the Census Bureau has data available online, there was an average of 109,631,000 Americans in these programs

FLASHBACK—Obama’s First Speech to Congress: We Can’t Pass on to Our Children a Debt They Can’t Pay

“There is, of course, another responsibility we have to our children,” Obama said in that speech. “And that’s the responsibility to ensure that we do not pass on to them a debt they cannot pay. That is critical.”

At this point, a chuckling Obama paused to accept a standing ovation from the chamber. Then-House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who was sitting behind the podium, was one of the first to stand and applaud.

Obama_Two_Mouths_Guns_Muslims

YOU HEAR ONE, YOU’VE HEARF THEM ALL. I WILL BE PREOCCUPIED OTHER THINGS. DON’T KNOW WHAT YET, BUT I’LL FIND SOMETHING.
BE SURE TO CHECK BELOW…THERE’S SOME PRETTY GOOD STUFF

36 Comments

Filed under Barack Obama, State of the Union

Final SOTU

HALLELUJAH!!

2015_12 28 BHO final SOTU

Bill Whittle posted the above with: “A preening, shallow, vain, lazy and not-very-bright narcissist doing the one thing in all the world that makes him genuinely happy: looking in the mirror. 387 more days of this D-Bag. Yeah, you heard me.”

Preach it, William!

  • 2008: Candidate Obama promised he would take no vacations if he was elected.

  • 2015: President Obama has spent more than $70 million taxpayer dollars on vacations.

ONE example: On July 18, 2015, Obama and his daughters took Air Force One to New York for an outing. The plane trip alone cost taxpayers $309,000. The additional costs for security are classified, so we can’t know what that added to the total bill.

NEXT YEAR, he plans to travel the globe to … get this … BRAG about his foreign policy “successes.” Not promote peace or whatever else … just brag. Or probably to be more accurate … to cram in every minute of taxpayer-funded, narcissistic pleasure he can before he’s forced to move out of the White House.

Sources:

2 Comments

Filed under Barack Obama, Bill Whittle, State of the Union

Absolutely random

I’ve got a bad, Bad, BAD cold, so this is the best you’re gonna get.

2015_01 20 James Woods on Moore and Sniper

2015_01 20 Joni Ernst's shoes

Bush’s SOTU in 2007 vs. Obama’s SOTU in 2015 – Absolutely typical of BOTH men

Prez vacays

BREAKING: House passes bill banning federal funds for abortions 242-179. Only 1 Republican voted no. Only 3 Democrats voted yes.

2015_01 22 Pope Francis tweets March for Life

Lena Dunham has built her career around glamorizing crude and promiscuous behavior.  In her recently published autobiography, she falsely claimed she had been date raped by a conservative Republican.  While giving a talk to Planned Parenthood, Lena Dunham said, “I think we’ve all learned it’s hard to change the minds of people who aren’t open and willing to grow and don’t have a certain level of decency.”  After the talk, she snuggled an actual baby wearing a Wendy Davis onesie.   Self-awareness is not Ms. Dunham’s long suit.

Source: http://www.lifenews.com/2015/01/22/irony-lena-dunham-slams-pro-life-protesters-for-their-lack-of-decency/

2015_01 1700 private jets

8 Comments

Filed under Barack Obama, Climate, George W. Bush, Joni Ernst, Lena Dunham, Life Issues, State of the Union

THE NIGHT OF A THOUSAND LIES

To those of you who had the stomach strong enough to watch snake oil show last night,more power to you. As I read elsewhere this morning,I didn’t watch the Kenyan for the same reason I don’t shove porcupines up my butt… it’s an incredibly stupid thing to do. There are plenty of videos today since mere words cannot do justice to the rank hypocrisy and blatant lies  that flew like snowflakes in a blizzard.

John Fund summed it up pretty succinctly:

Obama’s ‘Free Stuff for Everyone’ Speech
By John Fund
A pollster at last week’s GOP congressional retreat summarized the proposals President Obama is making tonight as “free stuff for everyone.” Indeed, on everything from enhanced child-care tax credits to free community college the president was in a Santa Claus kind of mood in this month after Christmas. All of the proposals enjoy majority support in polls — although that support tends to fall after people weigh the price tag.

Take paid sick leave. Obama mentioned that wherever the issue was on the ballot this fall it passed when people voted on it. But he was careful not to mention that the only state where it was on the ballot was Massachusetts. Yes, the state that hasn’t sent a single Republican to the U.S. House in 20 years and consistently votes Democratic for president by about ten points more than the rest of the country. Question 4, the Massachusetts ballot measure that mandated paid sick leave in the state, did pass but with only 60 percent of the vote — meaning that after a real debate the issue might be an even split nationwide.

Republicans need to make a sustained argument that paid sick leave is yet another mandate on small- and medium-sized businesses that they can ill afford just as they are being buffeted by the gales of Obamacare.

WE SEEM TO HAVE A CELEBRITY IN OUR MIDST; OUR INIMITABLE GRUNT WAS PUBLISHED AT THE EARL OF TAINT:

Ol’ Flat Balls, Yep.

(I’m not watching his lyin’ ass, fyi.)

From a pic and idea sended in by my doublegood pal the Grunt. Hope I caught the essence of the man. Not Grunt, Obama.

tub timeOops!

tub-time

Wrong pic. Maybe next year!

Below is this year’s SOTU preview. Better late than never.

sotu

stops-500x387

Just Like Clockwork Sm

taken-500x500

193905_5_

10653824_681126455343078_8167551766020462866_n

10881737_694704317318625_7612522042372783767_n

10366191_1534000806873435_229888154237601738_n

10733970_944646922231216_6237087007234333796_n

42 Comments

Filed under State of the Union

THE STATE OF THE CRUSHED UNION SHOW

There will be nothing unexpected in tonight’s State of the Crushed Union show,to be sure. Mo money,mo money,mo money from them rich white one-percenters so Barry can give away mo free stuff that’s anything but free. Someone,probably Kevin Koffler@White House Dossier,will come up with how many times he refers to himself. I,me,my; he can’t complete a sentence without one of these nouns or possesive pronouns. Don’t try to play a drinking game to it,you wouldn’t last five minutes. I face no such danger,since I can’t bear to look at him or hear his voice. Might I suggest if you feel compelled to watch,mute the sound and as his purple lips start flapping like laundry on a clothesline,think of the sound the grownup makes in the Charlie Brown cartoons.

Sen. Joni Ernst is giving the republican response tonight,and if you think she’s not already being mocked and denigrated,you underestimate the capacity for hatred liberals harbor.

I’ve bookmarked a dozen articles on the upcoming canine and equine exhibition,which I will condense into the most succinct overview I can manage. The closest to my personal opinion is reflected is this piece by my friend at Diogenes Middle Finger:

Obama to Address Congress in Annual Manure Spread

SOTB1_png

Yes, it time again for Barack Obama’s 6th annual presidential manure spreading festival know to American as “The State of the Union” Speech. This year’s addition to history is sure to be just as mind-numbing as in past years and with even more lofty unworkable ideals and Utopian dreams Barack Obama is known for.

SOTU Bullshit Bingo enthusiasts are sure to be pleased by this year’s event with such great catchwords as “Cuba” “Taxes” and “Free”.

But we’re sure to be entertained as in past years despite the droning speech, watching Joe Biden fidget around and start chuckling for no apparent reason, and John Boehner getting that pained look on his face like he’s passing a kidney stone and wishing he could get up and go outside and light up a Marlboro. Good Times, Good Times.

Barry putting the finishing touches on his speech with his staff

tumblr_nig5zbT6Mw1s9dnijo1_1280

tumblr_nifzh7fmAV1rfd74uo1_500

always

darth20soros

EnvyTroll2WebCR-1_20_15

democrat-republican-trojan-horse-elephant

10931476_964549516897372_2385169038315608887_n

10603565_952630821463714_7882940708255690075_n

1609604_665376616833730_1788580570_n

Added by Grunt: And don’t forget to play the SOTU drinking game tonight! Every time Barack says ‘Cooba’ when he’s bragging about opening up relations with the most communist regime in the Western Hemisphere, take a drink!
President Barack Obama Makes Key Speech In Cairo

Don’t forget PAH-kee-stahn

34 Comments

Filed under Barack Obama, State of the Union

MSNBC’s Fail and Tweeters’ Hilarious Responses

It started when MSNBC’s Luke Russert sneered about freshman Senator Joni Ernst (R-Iowa) being chosen to deliver the GOP commentary after Obama’s State of the Union address.

2015_01 15 Russert - pig farmer tweet

Tweeters responded:

  • Also, a Lieutenant Colonel in the Iowa Army National Guard and an Iraqi War veteran. But whatevs!
  • So Luke … what’ve you done lately, you condescending, sneering little twerp? Besides acting like a colossal douchebag, I mean?
  • Luke Russert’s meteoric rise continues. When his father was alive he was a blatant nepotism hire; today, he’s a Democrat shill.
  • Why does Luke Russert say “pig farmer” with that air of elitist contempt?
  • Any hog Joni’s ever castrated is twice the man Luke Russert is.

PIG superpower

Some Twitter genius started #LukeRussertFarmTips:

  • My first three dogs live on a farm now. My mom says they love it there.
  • Cow chips are best served still warm and are a great source of fiber.
  • A herd of ducks can reduce a bull to a skeleton in 37 minutes.
  • Baby carrots are pulled from their mothers at birth and raised in dark sheds.
  • John Kerry discovered the recipe for ketchup while serving in Vietnam.
  • Jimmy Carter invented peanut butter by accident while clubbing a rabbit.
  • Planting your corn in corn rows is cultural appropriation and probably a microaggression.

Boneless bananas

Sources:

2 Comments

Filed under Joni Ernst, Media Bias, State of the Union

No, it’s NOT just like the Emancipation Proclamation

BHO shredding Constitution

Fantastic essay by my friend Angelaisms about how Obama’s executive orders are nothing like Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation. As per usual, Angela makes the foggy clear and blows the Left’s fave argument Out Of The Water.

DEFinitely worth your time. If you’re in convos with Obama apologists, you might want to memorize the key points, bookmark the URL and carry a couple print-outs to hand to the IRL peeps who give you the “It’s no different than the Emancipation Proclamation” line in the grocery line.

The Sorry State of the Union by angelaisms – February 3, 2014

http://misfitpolitics.co/2014/02/the-sorry-state-of-the-union/

Comments Off on No, it’s NOT just like the Emancipation Proclamation

Filed under Barack Obama, Constitution, State of the Union

THE WEDNESDAY GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

Well,my hair quit hurting,my agita quit acting up and the medication has kicked in.Most news today is obviously on last nights fiasco.BTW, the ratings for viewership cratered.Guess a lot of folks found other things to do.

ISN’T IT A PITY THAT THE MEDIA HAVE THEIR KNICKERS IN A TWIST OVER A WATER BOTTLE,BUT 4 MURDERED AMERICANS ARE NOT WORTH MENTIONING?

36 Comments

Filed under Funny Stuff, State of the Union

THE STATE OF THE UNION GRUDGE

Posted by Pistol Pete

I was going to go into a diatribe about all the lies Barry’s going to spew tonight,but everybody here is smart enough to know that.So,I’ll just wing it here.Fortunately,I have about six hours worth of programs DVR’d,so I’m going to miss it.I would invite anybody with the stomach to sit through it post here.Otherwise I’ll just read the reviews tomorrow.

BEFORE SOTU,BARRY WILL DEMONSTRATE THE CARE AND FEEDING OF A CHUPACABRA

Sorry,should have issued an eye bleach warning.

35 Comments

Filed under Funny Stuff, State of the Union

The First Ego

Click on graphics to embiggen.

Chrissy’s Site Bites @ http://news.webshots.com/photo/2065785970056011884JZaePu


Chrissy’s Site Bites @ http://news.webshots.com/photo/2797128260056011884fDgeuk

If you like this, you might also enjoy @ https://polination.wordpress.com/2012/01/07/four-years-as-ramses/

3 Comments

Filed under Barack Obama, State of the Union, Timothy Geithner