CPAC 2015 : A REVIEW

In case you were interested in anything,here’s some of the video and related commentary.

Cruz: “The Next 20 Months Are Going to Be Very Dangerous”

You know, prior presidents have been repudiated [and] they’ve reacted with contrition. [P]resident Obama, instead, reacted with anger and defiance.”

“I believe the next 20 months we are going to see a degree of lawlessness that will exceed anything we’ve seen in the previous six years,” he continued. “I think we’re going to see executive order after executive order. I think we’re going to see the abuse of regulations in a way that crushes small businesses, destroys jobs. I think we are going to see the continued weaponization of the IRS in the federal government, and it is going to be dangerous.”

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/danieldoherty/2015/02/26/cruz-the-next-20-months-are-going-to-be-very-dangerous-n1962940

Scott Walker Is Trying to Woo CPAC. And It’s Working.
http://cdn-media.nationaljournal.com/?controllerName=image&action=get&id=44859&format=nj2013_10_columns
This is from National Journal,so take it for what it is.

The Wisconsin governor continued his pivot toward the right in his CPAC speech Thursday, and the crowd loved it.
“Here in America there is a reason we celebrate the Fourth of July and not April 15th,” Walker said. “Because in America, we celebrate our independence from the government, not our dependence on it.”

Walker got an unexpected opportunity to flex his legendary anti-union muscles on stage when protesters interrupted his speech by shouting from the crowd.

“Those voices cannot drown out the millions of Americans who want us to stand up for the hardworking taxpayers,” Walker said to the protesters.

http://www.nationaljournal.com/twenty-sixteen/scott-walker-is-trying-to-woo-cpac-and-it-s-working-20150226
Scott Walker at CPAC: If I Can Take On 100,000 Protesters, I Can Take on ISIS

Joni Ernst Honors Military Veterans at CPAC.

“At this time, if you are able, I would like to ask all of our military men and women to please rise and allow us to show our deep gratitude and appreciation,” Ernst had just said.

Across the room some three dozen veterans rose, and applause broke out
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/sarahjeanseman/2015/02/26/joni-ernst-honors-military-veterans-at-cpac-n1962844

JEB BUSH BOOED at CPAC – Students Walk Out In Protest!

Laura Ingraham Slams Jeb Bush at CPAC: Why Don’t We Just Put Hillary and Jeb on the Same Ticket ?
INGRAHAMMER AIN’T FEELIN’ THE LOVE

http://www.hapblog.com/2015/02/laura-ingraham-slams-jeb-bush-at-cpac.html

Duke Economist Tells CPAC the FCC’s ‘Net Neutering’ Decision Will Stifle Internet Driven Economic Growth

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/02/27/duke-economist-tells-cpac-the-fccs-net-neutering-decision-will-stifle-internet-driven-economic-growth/

CARLY FIORINA

‘I am a GOD-loving, BIBLE-believing, GUN-toting Capitalist!’ – Phil Robertson FULL SPEECH from CPAC!

http://therightscoop.com/i-am-a-god-loving-bible-believing-gun-toting-capitalist-phil-robertson-full-speech-from-cpac/#ixzz3T3LLMCjP

Watch Sarah Palin’s FULL CPAC speech!

Absolutely random

I’ve got a bad, Bad, BAD cold, so this is the best you’re gonna get.

Bush’s SOTU in 2007 vs. Obama’s SOTU in 2015 – Absolutely typical of BOTH men

BREAKING: House passes bill banning federal funds for abortions 242-179. Only 1 Republican voted no. Only 3 Democrats voted yes.

Lena Dunham has built her career around glamorizing crude and promiscuous behavior.  In her recently published autobiography, she falsely claimed she had been date raped by a conservative Republican.  While giving a talk to Planned Parenthood, Lena Dunham said, “I think we’ve all learned it’s hard to change the minds of people who aren’t open and willing to grow and don’t have a certain level of decency.”  After the talk, she snuggled an actual baby wearing a Wendy Davis onesie.   Self-awareness is not Ms. Dunham’s long suit.

Source: http://www.lifenews.com/2015/01/22/irony-lena-dunham-slams-pro-life-protesters-for-their-lack-of-decency/

MSNBC’s Fail and Tweeters’ Hilarious Responses

It started when MSNBC’s Luke Russert sneered about freshman Senator Joni Ernst (R-Iowa) being chosen to deliver the GOP commentary after Obama’s State of the Union address.

Tweeters responded:

• Also, a Lieutenant Colonel in the Iowa Army National Guard and an Iraqi War veteran. But whatevs!
• So Luke … what’ve you done lately, you condescending, sneering little twerp? Besides acting like a colossal douchebag, I mean?
• Luke Russert’s meteoric rise continues. When his father was alive he was a blatant nepotism hire; today, he’s a Democrat shill.
• Why does Luke Russert say “pig farmer” with that air of elitist contempt?
• Any hog Joni’s ever castrated is twice the man Luke Russert is.

Some Twitter genius started #LukeRussertFarmTips:

• My first three dogs live on a farm now. My mom says they love it there.
• Cow chips are best served still warm and are a great source of fiber.
• A herd of ducks can reduce a bull to a skeleton in 37 minutes.
• Baby carrots are pulled from their mothers at birth and raised in dark sheds.
• John Kerry discovered the recipe for ketchup while serving in Vietnam.
• Jimmy Carter invented peanut butter by accident while clubbing a rabbit.
• Planting your corn in corn rows is cultural appropriation and probably a microaggression.

Sources:

• http://twitchy.com/2015/01/15/jackass-luke-russert-writes-off-combat-vet-joni-ernst-as-unknown-pig-farmer/
• http://twitchy.com/2015/01/15/george-washington-was-a-hick-farmer-too-and-more-lukerussertfarmtips/

Two days after the election, she was back in uniform

Lots of Americans believe service, honor, and country should be top priority for every single U.S. elected official. Iowa’s newest Senator, Republican Joni Ernst, shows how it’s done.

Joni Ernst for Iowa

Lt. Col. Joni Ernst, a combat veteran in Operation Iraqi Freedom, has been juggling her civilian and military lives since joining the National Guard in 1993. She was on duty every Thursday and Friday during her tenure as a State Senator and throughout her campaign for U.S. Senate. And she does it without fanfare. She has told the Guard she wants no special treatment. She even stepped away from the campaign for a week to drill over the summer.

Source:
http://www.ijreview.com/2014/11/199433-one-move-newly-elected-senator-shows-knows/

Obama’s take on the election

November 5, 2014: President Obama held a post-election presser. I can’t stand listening to him, but I read about it at Twitchy. 🙂 Here’s the gist of what they said he said:

“To everyone who voted, I want you to know…I hear you. To the two-thirds of voters who chose not to participate…I hear you, too.” —Obama

And here are some Twittery replies:

• No, President Obama is not going to take the blame for this election.
• It’s down to lazy voters.
• I came out of my coma for THIS?
• Shorter Obama: Sour grapes.
• We are disappointing him. Again.
• Val had to talk him off the ledge and medicate him just to make him presentable to his “subjects” today.
• It wasn’t a truly “national election” cuz as Obama said, “I’m the guy whose elected by everybody, not just one state.”
• What a jerk.
• That’s him in a nutshell.
• But…but…he’s the most intelligent man that ever lived.
• He’s a legend in his own mind at any rate.

• Obama’s post-election presser was brought to you by the letter “B” — for BORING.
• Why is Obama known as a Great Orator? Boring as hell while rewriting history.
• President Obama sounds bored with his own talking points.
• My mom is taking a nap and she told me to leave it on the channel Obama is speaking on because he’s boring.
• If he seamlessly started explaining how to change the toner cartridge on a xerox machine, would anyone notice?
• I had to stab myself in the leg with a fork to stay awake during that answer.
• Obama helped the economy today! During his boring spiel I did some online shopping.
• Obama has repeated the phrase “get stuff done” a few times
• Oh … THAT’s really presidential.
• You’ll have to excuse Valerie Jarrett’s lil Bammy ‘Bam ‘Bam today… he’s a wee bit flustered after the epic drubbing he got from sea-to-shining-sea yesterday.

Obama Goes Off on Reporter Major Garrett for asking a substantive question

Obama does have his sycophants like the lapdog journo who let him say he loves campaigning, shaking hands, and hugging people.

• He loves campaigning. For once, he’s being honest.
• He left off golfing.
• Is it just me or does that sound like a dating site profile?
• Obama “loves campaigning” because he is a jealous god requiring much worship.
• He should be running campaigns instead of running the country into the ground.
• We should definitely have elected him president so he could ENJOY himself.
• He and Mooch told the Olympic Committee to site the games in Chicago cuz they lived there.
• This is true.

And Geraldo Rivera, who tweeted: “Deserted by Latinos, blacks and his feckless lazy Millennial supporters, President O got his ass kicked by millions of angry old white folk.”

Sources:

• http://twitchy.com/2014/11/05/think-that-was-the-goal-heres-obamas-post-election-presser-in-a-nutshell/
• http://twitchy.com/2014/11/05/oh-obamas-not-bitter-can-you-guess-who-he-blames-for-dems-getting-throttled/
• http://twitchy.com/2014/11/05/kaboom-libs-think-gops-made-up-of-old-white-men-this-oughtta-shut-em-up-photo/
• http://twitchy.com/2014/11/05/for-once-hes-being-honest-president-obama-makes-shocking-confession/

Left’s Spin: An Election About Nothing

The buzz words the LSM has apparently agreed on is that this was a “Seinfeld election” (Seinfeld show’s premise was “a show about nothing.”)  President Obama said it wasn’t a “true national election.” Ooooooooooooookay. Funny how after Obama won a single primary, it was “the day the oceans began to recede.”

I guess when you vote with your little brains instead of your big brains, you can actually believe people like Joe Biden and Chris Matthews are wise and truthful prognosticators of reality.

Far from being a nothing election, some of Tuesday’s wins were actually historic. Come January 2015, the GOP will have the most seats since the Truman administration. In those seats will be the first female war veteran ever elected, Iowa’s and West Virginia’s first female Senators, the youngest woman ever elected to Congress, the first Black Republican woman ever elected to Congress, and the first Black Senator elected in the South since Reconstruction. Odd how they’re all Republicans, what with, you know, Democrats being soooooo all about advancing Blacks and Wimmin. Or something.

Dems famously opined in January 2007 that NOW they would have a chance to GOVERN. Well, they’ve proved they can’t and in the process lost their traditional guilt-and-hate-hold on voters-with-brains.  Dem candidates, like Mark Udall, Wendy Davis and Sandra Fluke, who all got a lot of positive MSM national press for their Uterine Campaigns ALL LOST. And when Democrat Martha Coakely prefaced a debate question to her opponent Republican Tom Reed with, “As part of the war on women,” the studio audience spontaneously burst into LAUGHTER.

Even Billary lost big!  According to the left-leaning Politico, Bill and Hillary Clinton were the most sought-after campaigners this election season.  “In the final weeks of the campaign, nearly every endangered Democrat brought [Bill and Hillary Clinton] along on the stump – from Kay Hagan in North Carolina to Mary Landrieu in Louisiana, Mark Udall in Colorado to Mark Pryor in Arkansas. But it was an overwhelming wipeout — of the Clinton-backed candidates in the closest Senate races, only [Sen. Jeanne Shaheen, D-N.H.] hung on.”

According to Harry Reid, “The message from voters is clear: they want us to work together. I look forward to working with Senator McConnell to get things done for the middle class.”  Scott Ott at PJ Media wrote:

No, Senator Reid. Americans don’t want Washington to “work together” to “get things done.”

If Americans were tired of divisiveness in D.C., and frustrated with the failure to work together to pass legislation, Democrats would have swept Tuesday’s midterm elections. They did not.

If Americans wanted to get back to the good old days of the Clinton administration, they would have supported the candidates who Bill and Hillary backed. In the crucial Senate races in Georgia, Arkansas, Colorado, Iowa, North Carolina (and others), they did not.

Americans would have returned Harry Reid to the Senate majority leader’s chair, with a filibuster-proof Democratic majority, if they yearned to…

pack the courts with abortion advocates, or
hold onto their Obamacare health plan, or
yield their children to compulsory Common Core curricula, or
slap down corporations through higher taxes, or
muzzle the voice of the Koch brothers, or
protect the bureaucrats who snoop on and target us, or
put that hinkle dreck Netanyahu in his place. (Apologies to my Pennsylvania Dutch and Jewish brethren.)

They did not do that, because they do not want that.

In Iowa, the Joni Ernst for Senate campaign caught fire when she implied she would castrate Democrats and their cronies in D.C. — figuratively, of course.

If America wanted nothing more than peace in the D.C. pigpen, Joni would be headed home.

Instead, Senator-elect Ernst is pulling on her Carhartts and snapping on the latex gloves.

As Pistol Pete put it … “The Republicans were not elected to change the tone in DC. They weren’t elected to work with Obama to get things done. They were elected to STOP OBAMA!”

Brit Hume: ‘This Was a Night When The Chickens Came Home to Roost’ [1:13]

Sources:

• H/t Mindful Webworker, Denise, bluebirdofbitterness
• http://www.politico.com/story/2014/11/2014-elections-clinton-candidates-112559.html
• http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2014/11/05/no-sen-reid-americans-dont-just-want-washington-to-work-together-get-things-done/
• https://polination.wordpress.com/2014/11/05/a-heaping-helping-of-schadenfreude/
• http://news.yahoo.com/election-2014-firsts-145726951.html

Joni Ernst: BEST political ad EVER

PSA: Remove all food, drink and chewing gum BEFORE viewing this!

Let’s make ’em SQUEAL [:30]