2020

Copied from Facebook:

Literally every conversation I’ve had with a Trump hater about the upcoming election has gone like this:

Hater: I can’t wait to get Donald Trump out of office.

Me: Why?

Hater: Why?!?! Don’t tell me you don’t think he colluded with Russia?!

Me: According to Robert Mueller’s exhaustive, multi-million dollar investigation, there was no evidence of that. But there was evidence that the Obama administration spied on him and his campaign using the FBI.

Hater: Well, he said he’d repeal and replace Obamacare. What happened to that?

Me: He removed the tax penalty which removes the mandate. Congress now just has to move with it’s replacement. He can’t do it by Executive Order. You do know Obama had very little to do with the writing of the ACA, right?

Hater: Well, he said he’d build a wall and Mexico was gonna pay for it. Haha. What happened to that?

Me: They’ve built over 260 miles of new wall so far and he’s renegotiated NAFTA costing Mexico billions of dollars that were given to them by Bill Clinton through the returning of jobs in America.

Hater: That’s not them paying for it!

Me: BILLIONS. Did you think he literally meant Mexico was gonna write a check with “Wall” in the memo?

Hater: Well, he’s buddy-buddy with Putin and Kim Jung Un.

Me: Getting along with your adversaries is not a bad thing. Or would you prefer he antagonize them? BTW, when was the last “test missile” North Korea sent Japan’s way?

Hater: He called the dead soldiers “losers“!

Me: You’re referring to a report made from “anonymous sources” when over nine people who were with the President that have gone on record saying that it wasn’t true? That doesn’t send up any red flags for you? He’s brought our Vets home and taken great strides, and put a lot of money into fixing the VA, ask any veteran you know. Funny way to treat people you think are “losers,” don’t you think?

Hater: Well, he got impeached for God’s sake!

Me: Yes, impeached by a partisan House and subsequently acquitted as there was no evidence that the President did anything wrong (no quid pro quo) in his communication with the President of Ukraine. BTW, you know Joe Biden actually admitted on national television to doing that exact thing while he was in office as VP though, right?

Hater: He handled COVID horribly!

Me: What would you have had him do differently?

Hater: He should have closed the borders in time!

Me: He announce travel restrictions on January 31st and was called xenophobic for doing so. In February, while Nancy Pelosi and Bill Deblasio were walking in Chinatown telling everyone it was perfectly safe to come on down.

Hater: Well, he refused to wear a mask.

Me: Here’s a picture of him wearing a mask.

Hater: That was too far after!

Me: After what? He had two of his experts on national TV every day giving updates and telling everyone to wear a mask.

Hater: But, he said everything would be fine and that this would end!

Me: And it will end. In Wuhan, where it started, there have been no new cases since mid-May. Did you want him to run around screaming that “The sky is falling“?

Hater: I can’t stand the way he talks! He’s nasty! He’s not how I want my President to sound.

Me: Ahhh. NOW we’re getting somewhere. You don’t like his personality. And everything you’ve mentioned up until now is because you don’t like his personality. So for you it seems personal and not about the job he’s done. Listen, if you want a President who will tell you whatever you want to hear, flip- flopping on every issue, not getting anything done his entire time while in office, but who sounds like a nice guy (even though he seems seriously impaired), then Joe Biden is definitely your man.

1 Comment

Filed under Loose Pollen

One response to “2020

  1. Literally every conversation I’ve had with a Trump hater about the upcoming election…

    I’m calling B.S. on this. There’s no such thing as a conversation to be had with a Trump hater. 😉
    ___

    I think that’s the same Branco cartoon you published before, with top & bottom cut off. Check your media – you did correct with the full version.

    The odd thing is, the cropped-down version is (or, was, when I looked last time) on Branco’s website as a teaser. Seemed dumb to me.

    comicallyincorrect.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/vitiol-dt-600.jpg

    Liked by 1 person

Leave a comment

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s