My latest update from the campaign trail.
SHADE: Sneering expression of disgust with or contempt for someone.
IMPEACHMENT: “What we are facing now is not partisan warfare, it’s not a mystery novel, it’s not politics-as-usual. We are facing an attempt to tear down the foundations of our republic by corrupt, unelected bureaucrats who have decided the will of voters is subordinate to their will to power. It represents a fatal threat to our system of government, and if this coup succeeds — whether through impeachment proceedings, or through an election that (if the last three years are any indication) the other side is clearly willing to steal by hook or by crook — the nation will cease to be a constitutional, democratic republic.” – Mollie Hemingway
TRUMP: No more fake news – On Thursday President Trump canceled subscriptions to the Washington Post and The New York Times across all federal agencies. Bwahahaha!
IDENTITY POLITICS: Rep. Matt Gaetz [:48] – “It’s kind of sickening.”
CHUCKY SCHMUCKER: He wants to spend hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars enticing Americans to exchange gas-powered vehicles for electric.
He claims that by 2030, his plan will remove all gas-powered cars and by 2040, all gas-powered vehicles.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight … and the Coastal Elites who want their organic veggies available fresh, year round, at their local urban markets are going to get them grown and delivered how exactly?
BIDEN: On Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden announced that his campaign would be launching a new effort called “Todos Con Biden” to garner Latino support for his election.
But they forgot to reserve the URL and Twitter user handles for it before the announcement.
The Trump campaign swooped in and bought them first! As a result, the Trump campaign—not Biden’s—gets to dictate the content that appears on the site and the account. LOLOLOL
BETO: The Kinney County Sheriff’s Office took to its Facebook page on Oct. 19 to give Beto O’Rourke a reality check about confiscating legally owned firearms.
“As Sheriff of Kinney County, I would meet ATF and the FBI at the county line and deny them access to the county to violate the Second Amendment. For almost 40 years I have sworn to protect the Constitution ‘against all enemies, foreign and domestic.’”