2020

TRUMP CAMPAIGN KICK OFF RALLY: Supporters of President Donald Trump started lining up at 2:30 a.m. on Monday for his 8 p.m. Tuesday rally.

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BIDEN: Former Vice President Joe Biden expressed concern about income inequality to a group of donors who had paid $2,800 each to attend.

Former Attorney General Loretta Lynch, who headed the Justice Department during the final two years of the Obama-Biden administration, is a current partner at the law firm that sponsored the event.

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BIDEN: G.I. Joe – At the Moral Action Congress of the Poor People’s Campaign in Washington, D.C., MSNBC’s Joy Reid asked Biden: “How would you get past either a majority Republican Senate in which Mitch McConnell was determined to kill all of these ideas or even a Mitch McConnell in the minority who repeated the consistent filibustering when you were vice president and anything that came from the Obama-Biden administration Mitch McConnell considered dead on arrival?”

Biden responded, “Joy, I know you’re one of the ones who thinks it’s naive to think we have to work together. The fact of the matter is if we can’t get a consensus, nothing happens except the abuse of power by the executive. There are certain things where it just takes a brass knuckle fight,” Biden continued, later adding: “Let’s start a real physical revolution if you’re talking about it.”

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BIDEN: From Stilton – Joe Biden continues to lead the pack (well, by now it’s a herd) of Democrat presidential candidates, and he’s just made it abundantly clear what it is that makes him different from all the others: his bloodlust and willingness to implement a “final solution” to handle those on the Right.

Biden’s declaration of war was made during an address to the Moral Action Congress of the Poor People’s Campaign (no, seriously) following a question about what he would do as president if those darned Republicans obstructed his agenda like they did when Obama had a super-majority. Yes, yes – we know that the Republicans weren’t able to obstruct anything, but just try telling that to a Democrat.

At any rate, Battlin’ Biden said when it comes to congressional Republican resistance, “there are certain things that take a brass knuckle fight,” later snarling “Let’s start a real physical revolution if that’s what you’re talking about!” And he probably would have capped off the remark with a throat-ripping Howard Dean-style berserker scream were it not for the likelihood that the shock might kill a number of geriatrics in the audience. Or at the very least, cause blowouts in their Depends.

It’s hard for us to picture exactly what a Joe Biden revolution would look like, but we’re pretty sure that hand-to-hand combat would be replaced with “hands-to-inappropriately-personal-areas” combat, and that members of the Biden infantry would stand on the balconies of their mansions shooting shotgun blasts into the air.

It’s a terrifying picture, and we can only pray that the Moral Action Congress of the Poor People’s Campaign will ignore Biden’s calls for violence. And change their ridiculous freaking name.

FROM THE VAULT:

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  1. Thank you so very much for sharing the Burgess Owens testimony.

    “If you know history and are still a #Democrat, you are complicit.”

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