From The Babylon Bee.
“All we want is a chance to live the American Dream—or really, just live, to be honest,” a spokesfetus said. “Since the rest of the nation is one of the deadliest places to be in the whole world when you’re an unborn child, we were forced to come here for the future of our children, so we might live.”
“Honestly, as unborn children, it’s safer in a third-world country like Venezuela than here.”
Liberals quickly criticized the caravan, claiming they were “not people” but “animals.”
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