Report: All Six Men Attracted to Feminists Deeply Affected by Sex Strike

From The Babylon Bee.

U.S.—According to a new report performed by the American Public Health Association, all six men who are sexually attracted to feminists are already suffering deeply from the ongoing sex strike for abortion rights.

The six men in the nation who identify as feminist-attracted include Greg, Sebastien, Shiloh, Ansel, Jade, and Ashley. All of them are from Oregon.

“While this sex strike was attempting to affect conservative men, in the end, it’s these six sensitive males who will suffer the most,” an APHA rep said. “Sebastien is particularly affected, as his girlfriend, Willow, had just come off a sex strike to save a rare species of field mouse in California. He was really looking forward to the end of the sex strike, but once Alyssa Milano and other pseud-celebrities called for a new strike, he realized it was going to be a long summer.”

“Please keep all of these brave souls in your thoughts and vibes,” he added.

While it may surprise many to find out that some people are sexually attracted to feminists, there are at least five or six men in America at any given time who suffer from FA (feminist attraction). The condition is categorized as a mental disorder by the American Psychiatric Association, along with people who are attracted to women in Uggs and those who are attracted to Sonic the Hedgehog fanart.

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Alyssa Milano Launches Line of Purity Rings

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Astounded to Learn Anyone Takes Her Seriously

Facebook SWAT Team Arrests Man for Illegal Possession of Conservative Views

Ilhan Omar: ‘If Israel Is So Innocent, Then Why Do They Insist on Being Jews?’

Woman Wearing MAGA Hat Makes It Home from Store Alive

Jesus Criticized for Lack of Diversity Among Apostles

Liberals Clarify: ‘Alt Right’ Means Everyone to the Right of Stalin

Nation’s Politicians Mock Trump for Only Wasting a Mere Billion Dollars

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  1. chrissythehyphenated

    “The condition is categorized as a mental disorder by the American Psychiatric Association, along with people who are attracted to women in Uggs and those who are attracted to Sonic the Hedgehog fanart.” ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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  2. chrissythehyphenated

    “SAN FRANCISCO, CA—An extensive study revealed that the majority of liberals define the term “alt-right” as meaning anybody who is politically to the right of Joseph Stalin. The study involved thousands of hours of focus-testing, surveying, and reaction-based observational studies on liberals from all over urban centers and liberal hotspots across the United States.”

    https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-clarify-alt-right-means-everyone-to-the-right-of-stalin

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