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500-Year-Old Socialist Key to Youth Vote in 2020

From The Babylon Bee.

U.S.—The youth vote is seen as key to a Democratic victory in 2020, but so far most of the announced candidates have not excited young people. That’s changed now that the extremely ancient socialist Bernie Sanders has slowly shuffled into the race.

“Boomers love fresh faces with brand new ideas,” explained political strategist Stacey Hernandez, “but they’re dying off. If you want young people, you need the oldest possible person you can find, spouting even older ideas that already failed repeatedly before any of us were born. That’s what kids love.” Continue reading

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REASSURANCE FROM BEYOND: These two sisters asked their mom to send them a sign once she was in Heaven. They specifically asked that a cardinal be involved. Ten days after she passed, a cardinal visited the sisters. For 10 minutes they held it and pet it, and then decided to go outside to release it. It didn’t want to go! 

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