Daily Archives: February 13, 2019

Democrats Unveil Surefire Plan to Get Trump Reelected In 2020

From The Babylon Bee.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a recent press conference, Democrats unveiled an aggressive, surefire plan to ensure Trump gets reelected in 2020.

“Every part of this proposal was designed to make us look absolutely insane, making sure that Trump regains the White House in two years,” said one Democratic lawmaker at the unveiling of the bill. “From far-left radical agenda items to scientifically impossible goals and economic suicide, this plan has it all.”

The bill was specifically designed to turn off everyone in the country except the far left. Architects of the proposal were careful to include crazy ideas like eliminating cars and airplanes, replacing or upgrading every building in the country at taxpayer expense, and handing control of the economy over to the already bloated federal government. Continue reading

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2019_02 12 Trains

MASCOT: Bootz had a lot of fun with the wooden train set. “Trains! Go! Go! Go!” Train comes off track. “Oh no! Not again!” I think that might be a dead Democrat on the side of the tracks there. “Bootz! Go! Go! Go!” Oh wait. Is that a little joke or INCITEMENT TO VIOLENCE! ACK!! “Oh no! Not again!” Bad, Grammy!

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