Bits & Bytes

2019_01 04 snake in ireland

IRELAND’S SHAME: St. Patrick weeps with us all. I googled “black and white snakes” and I think this is a King snake, which is telling. Who is your King, Ireland, Jesus or Satan? Black vs white, good vs evil. Whoa.

MOVIE RECOMMENDATION: Roe v. Wade — The untold story of how people lied, how the media lied, and how the courts were manipulated to pass a law that has since killed over 60 Million Americans. Roe v. Wade: The Movie follows another crowdfunded pro-life film, Gosnell: The Trial of America’s Biggest Serial Killer. We need to pray they can find theaters willing to air it.

MOVIE RECOMMENDATION: From the Rough I am partial to stories like this, because my father was this kind of coach. Plus, it is a chance to see the late, great Michael Clark Duncan playing a wonderful man. Netflix has it on DVD.

MCCONNELL HOLDS THE LINE: Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) blocked the second House-passed bill to reopen the government without funding border security. blasted House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Democrats from the Senate floor Tuesday, accusing them of “engaging in increasingly acrobatic contortions in order to dodge a serious conversation” about the urgent border crisis. The House vote was almost exactly by party line, with just six Republicans voting YEA: Hurd-TX, Herrera-Beutler-WA, Stefanik-NY, Fitzpatrick-PA, Smith-NJ- and Katko-NY.

2019_01 15 scott walker tax tweet

AOC: Ocasio-Cortez replied to Walker’s tweet with this: “Explaining marginal taxes to a far-right former Governor: Imagine if you did chores for abuela & she gave you $10. When you got home, you got to keep it, because it’s only $10. Then we taxed the billionaire in town because he’s making tons of money underpaying the townspeople.” And your evidence that billionaires make their money by underpaying employees is what exactly?

2019 aoc not capitalist

LIBERAL LOGIC: So Donald Trump and everyone who associates with him is a white supremacist, but Women’s March leaders who associate with known anti-semite Louis Farrakhan are okay? That logic only works on the left.

TUCKER CARLSON: A black CNN analyst attacked radio host David Webb’s “white privilege” … not realizing he’s black.

IS THE BORDER WALL UNCHRISTIAN?: Bishop Harry Jackson explains why we need borders. “Schumer and Pelosi are very big hypocrites. They should be ashamed of themselves.”

2019_01 14 pelosi has illegals removed

WRITE TO CONGRESS: Click on the link – There’s a form that will send your message to your Representative and Senators.

2019_01 16 media bias hypocrisy toon

MEDIA v. TRUMP: The Media Research Center (MRC) has analyzed the ABC, CBS, and NBC evening newscasts for 2018, which were seen by approximately 23 million people each night. The tone of coverage remains incessantly hostile to President Trump, with 90% of the coverage negative vs. just 10% neutral or positive. DESPITE THIS,

REMEMBER THE OBAMA SHUT DOWN: Michelle took loads of credit for the organic garden — She was photographed repeatedly digging and planting and harvesting. But when the government shut down meant there were no paid gardeners to harvest the veggies, she let them rot.

2019_01 16 gillette

BABYLON BEE: As part of its new ad campaign designed to target a new, more sensitive American male, Gillette announced Tuesday that the company will be giving out a free manly pink side bag with every purchase while supplies last. The bag will reportedly contain a copy of The Feminine Mystique and instructions on how to treat any toxic masculinity you may have come down with.

2019_01 16 chicken milk


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7 responses to “Bits & Bytes

  1. Oh, how well I remember Gramma’s tales of their early days living on the farm. She’d have to roll Grampaw out of bed at 4am to go milk the chickens.

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  2. Abortion: The Lies Women Are Told by Melissa Mackenzie at American Spectator

    h/t JJ’s Morning Report on Ace

    Planned Parenthood is out and proud. They used to keep abortion and dismembered babies in the closet. In Kermit Gosnell’s case, literally. Abortion centers were and in many cases, still are dirty, dank, facilities fit for the evil deeds done there. Rather than acknowledge the consistent abominable acts, Planned Parenthood pretended. They euphemistically referred to “women’s health” while lying about preventative health care like mammography.

    No more. The new Planned Parenthood President Dr. Leanna Wen made clear to the tweeted last week, “Our core mission is providing, protecting and expanding access to abortion and reproductive health care. We will never back down from that fight — it’s a fundamental human right and women’s lives are at stake.”

    Women’s lives are at stake? Whuuut? Because 100% of PP’s abortions are for the mother’s health’s sake, right? (“Legal! Safe! Rare!”) Rant! Rage! I’m sorry. You know I don’t like to talk about it. Too many hard experiences.

    [types… deletes…]

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      IKWYM. This topic upsets me so much that, when I try to blog about it, I make wayyyy more typos than when I blog about anything else.

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  3. Ojos Locos: Then we taxed the billionaire in town because he’s making tons of money underpaying the townspeople.

    et al.

    Babylon Bee strains to parody the self-parodic these days.

    Did Trump hire AOC as an actress, to troll the Dems? Because she’s worth it. The gift that keeps on giving.

    From another blog (and I think Klavan or someone mentioned it), “AOC said in a Corrupt Washington Post interview that she was going to ‘run train on the progressive agenda.'”

    Don’t know what in high heaven she means by “run [a?] train,” but the expression run (or) pull a train is, um, if you don’t know, don’t go to and for heaven’s sake, don’t image search! Although with safe-search on, I got some lovely pictures of locomotives.

    Speaking of loco motives: She’s the true face of the Democrat party.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      I’m going to take your advice to NOT search that term. I did search “carpet munching” after Pete used it. CanNOT get that image out of my head. ::gag::


  4. Pistol Pete

    From Wednesday’s FRONT PAGE of the Chicago Sun Times:
    Pritzger says ‘union yes’,lifts Rauner’s freeze on state workers’ pay hikes.
    Chicago Teachers Union asks for 5 percent pay raises,says ‘rich people’ will foot bill.
    This is not a parody,these are actual headlines. This is what happens when you are unfortunate to live in a state completely owned by the democrat party and their activist wing,public unions. This state has $200 BILLION in unfunded union pension liabilities. Union employees join the union at 25,retire at full benefits after 20 years at 45 and get full wages and 100% paid medical benefits for life.Citizens can do nothing about it but pay the onerous taxes that only promise to get much higher. The suggestion that they cut back on their profligate spending are met with howls of laughter. Socialism is alive and well in Illinois.


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