SHUTDOWN NOTHINGBURGER: Rasmussen polled voters and found that while we are overwhelmingly aware that there’s a partial shutdown of the federal government, most of us haven’t been inconvenienced at all. Two percent of those surveyed thought it hadn’t even started yet!
SCHUMER PLUGGED HIS EARS: And sang, “Nana nana.” — Earlier this week, Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen tried to deliver a presentation on border security during a meeting with Congressional leadership in the White House Situation Room. Democrat leaders refused to listen. So Trump sent the entire presentation to everyone in Congress.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Orange who?
- Orange you glad you don’t live in Obama’s neighborhood?