Like An Infant With A Hand Grenade

This vapid tramp probably has trouble making a decent Bloody Mary.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Wants Seat on Powerful House Finance Committee

US Representative-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) reacts after drawing a lottery number for her new office on Capitol Hill November 30, 2018 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Brendan Smialowski / AFP) (Photo credit should read BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/Getty Images)

In perhaps a move to make one or both of those assignments happen, Ocasio-Cortez recently fell in line with other Democrats who say they will vote for House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) for Speaker when the party takes the majority in that chamber in January.

“Joining the Financial Services panel would give Ocasio-Cortez greater power to pursue key aspects of her platform, such as expanding access to affordable housing,” the Hill reported.

Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA), an anti-Trump zealot who has repeatedly called for President Donald Trump to be impeached, will likely lead the Financial Services Committee.

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3 responses to “Like An Infant With A Hand Grenade

  1. jbob45

    Anyone know if Alexa Octagon-Cortisone ever balanced a check-book? I didn’t think so. Bwaaaaahahahhaa! And this low-watt nimrod with a half-life of a nematode is gonna help balance the US budget? Hey Alexa, show me your debits and credits. Wahahahaa!

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I would’ve thought she at least knew the basics, since she did manage to graduate Magna cum laude (as I recall) with an Economics degree. That’s like B+ ish GPA.

      I lost this slim confidence when she griped about not having the money to rent an apartment. Like, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh … honey, you have a GUARANTEED six figure income starting in January. Have you not heard of credit cards and short term loans? Or, you know, saving up for something that will be necessary if you win that election you worked so hard for? Derp.

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  2. cth: “I lost this slim confidence when she griped about not having the money to rent an apartment. Like, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh … honey…”

    Heh. Non-Player Characters — don’t even try to make sense of it — they are just performing their instruction list. The thoughtless tics and bizarre mannerisms are actually features, not bugs.

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