Squinty and Meat Puppet Tie the Knot in Secret Ceremony

She owes her lot in life to a famous last name and some cosmetic surgery. He at one time was mildly amusing, now just plain obnoxious. He sold his lifeless soul to be part of an upholstered brothel known as MSDNC.

Renowned guitarist Joe Scarborough and his adoring blonde blithering dolt sidekick Mika Brzezinski, who together host the morning basement rated anti-Trump talk feast on MSNBC, finally took the big dive over the weekend. NBC News has confirmed the two are officially married. It was long rumored the two were bumping nasties and shackin’ up even before their official announcement that they were engaged over a year ago. This is the third shot at Marital Bliss for Scarborough.

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