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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez forced to watch Schoolhouse Rock!

BABYLON BEE — As Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez continued to prepare to take office as an actual congresswoman that people in the United States apparently voted for of their own volition, her aides forced her to sit down and watch the entire run of Schoolhouse Rock!, a popular education program that teaches youngsters rudimentary ideas on topics ranging from economics to politics.

After Ocasio-Cortez entered her office Tuesday, aides gently guided her to a special room they’d prepared with every season of Schoolhouse Rock! prepped and ready to go.

The woman furrowed her brow and nodded slowly as the cartoon characters talked about basic concepts like the three chambers of government, the process of a bill becoming law, and how money works. “I thought Bill was the president a while ago?” she said confusedly, causing an assistant to pause the show and slowly explain what a congressional bill is.

“See how the singing piece of paper is trying to become a law?” the aide said amicably. “That’s kind of how it works, in a broad sense.”

“Ohhh!” she said as realization dawned on her. “But how do they teach the papers to sing? Wait—don’t tell me—socialism?” The aide then sighed and rewound the tape to the beginning a third time.

At publishing time, Ocasio-Cortez had asked to take a break during the episode on basic economics.

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Bits & Bytes

2018_11 27 Penny's leghttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6433107/Mother-inspired-brave-daughter-left-leg-amputated-rare-disorder.html

2018_11 23 Far cry

NOT NEWS-NEWS: The Left Stream Media are ignoring the story of a hate-crime arrest based on security camera footage from outside two synagogues showing a driver making a U-turn in order to try twice to hit two men wearing yalmukes while shouting, “F***ing Jew! F***ing Jew!” I guess the “journos” couldn’t find a way to blame it on Trump. Also, the driver is named Mohamed Mohamed Abdi and he had a Koran on his dash, so there’s that. Now … if the targets had been Muslims outside a mosque and the driver had been a Trump voter, the talking heads would’ve been All Over It.

2018_11 27 StreisandDREAMING: Sorry, Babs, but all of that is just really, REALLY demeaning to women in general. For one thing, it’s normal for spouses to vote the same way, simply because people tend to marry people who share their views and values. As for female Trump voters being intimidated by Hillary … BWAHAHA!!  I’m guessing they are more likely to agree with my view of her, which is that she is a vile, corrupt, lying, scheming, vindictive, pro-abortion witch, who would say and anything to promote herself and her elitist agenda and who would have been a disaster for America. I’m sorry you were devastated and heartbroken that she lost. Now you know how I felt after Obama won. It’s NOT about skin color or gender. It’s about character and policies.

2018_11 27 Smokey

WILDFIRES: “President Donald Trump and I both saw the devastation of the fire on our recent trips to California: piles of rubble recognizable as houses only by their chimneys and charred appliances, and vehicles melted to the pavement in pools of molten aluminum. We also saw the heroism of firefighters, first responders and volunteers working together to battle the blaze and help the community.” – Ryan Zinke, Secretary of the Interior, Nov 26, 2018

TUCKER CARLSON: Methinks that Corsi has been targeted primarily for writing excellent, well-researched books that expose the Left’s corruption. IMO, Mueller is an evil man. Jerome Corsi is 72 years old. He has a PhD in political science from Harvard. He has written two New York Times bestsellers about politics. Corsi could be happily retired by now. Instead he’s facing felony charges from Robert Mueller. For the crime of forgetting.

2018_11 27 Twitter

WRONGTHINK WILL NOT BE TOLERATED: The Left really is going to eat itself. Pass the popcorn! According to Jessika Jane, she has also banned from Facebook for trying to make a “Political Tranny” page, because his/her views on the subject displeased Facebook’s Speech Police.

2018_11 26 Twitter rant

FREE SPEECH: Fiene went on, “If a biological male says to me ‘ignore my anatomy. My gender identity is female and you must refer to me as such,’ he’s not simply asserting his dogma. He’s imposing it on me. If Twitter forces me to do the same, they are engaging in anti-religious bullying–harassing those who reject the new, hip orthodoxy. And if the state hops in, well, that’s just flat out theocratic tyranny.” It is well worth your time to click and read the rest of his Twitter rant.

GENDER DYSPHORIA: The best research the Obama administration could find suggests that sex reassignment procedures bring no meaningful improvements in the quality of life for those suffering from gender dysphoria. In many cases, the hormones and surgeries make patients worse. Gender is a bodily reality based on how an organism is designed to reproduce its own kind. Surgery doesn’t “reassign: sex, but rather masculinizes or feminizes the body’s outward appearance. The body reacts to these changes as wounds that it require intervention to maintain. The medical evidence suggests that even when these procedures are technically and cosmetically successful, and even where the transitioned live in tolerant cultures, they still face poor outcomes.

https://www.facebook.com/christian.malazarte/videos/2087789504614989/

ONE MINUTE: Jordan Peterson very rapidly DESTROYS the feminist’s “patriarchy” narrative.

PRO-LIFE SHOPPERS: These companies help fund the abortion giant Planned Parenthood.

  • Adobe
  • American Express
  • Bank of America
  • Ben & Jerry’s
  • Bath & Body Works
  • Clorox
  • Converse
  • Dockers
  • Energizer
  • Expedia
  • Frito Lay
  • Groupon
  • Johnson & Johnson
  • Kraft Heinz
  • Levi Strauss
  • March of Dimes
  • Microsoft
  • Nike
  • PepsiCo
  • Pfizer
  • Starbucks
  • United Airlines
  • Verizon
  • Wells Fargo

NUNS AND PRESIDENTS: In 2011, the Obama administration refused to grand religious exemptions to their HHS mandate that all employers provide insurance coverage for everything from sterilization to Plan B, a drug whose own FDA label warns can destroy life. The Little Sisters of the Poor fought the mandate right to the Supreme Court. This year, the Dominican Sisters of Mary Mother of the Eucharist will be singing at the Trump White House’ National Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony.

2018_11 27 Confession joke

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Border Crisis

2018_11 27 No tear gas

“Being a nationalist is to correctly believe that America is a beacon of freedom and is the greatest country in the world. These are sentiments all Americans should want to get behind.” USA Today editorial, Nov 25, 2018

2018_11 27 Tents

Monday’s statement from the White House:

Yesterday, U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents and officers effectively and professionally managed an extremely dangerous situation involving more than 1,000 individuals who sought to enter the United States illegally.

CBP was forced to close the San Ysidro Port of Entry (POE) near San Diego, California, to ensure public safety and security. The POE remained closed for about 5 hours. After attempting and being prevented from entering, a group of migrants tried to breach legacy border fence infrastructure and sought to harm CBP personnel by throwing projectiles.

Four agents were struck by projectiles—most likely rocks—but were wearing protective gear and did not suffer serious injuries.

As they dispersed a violent crowd, CBP made more than 60 arrests. Of the thousand or so protestors involved, only a handful of minors were present. The vast majority of participants were single male adults.

Both American and Mexican officials say these actions are not consistent with peaceful asylum seekers. On Friday, Tijuana Mayor Juan Manuel Gastelumdeclared a humanitarian crisis in his city, which he said was struggling to accommodate the influx.“No city in the world is prepared to receive this,” he said.

U.S. Border Patrol leaders have made clear that a wall is needed to preserve law and order. “One thing we saw that we could absolutely use yesterday was infrastructure,” Border Patrol Chief of Law Enforcement Operations Brian Hastings said. “That infrastructure was breached yesterday. We are repairing it now, but without a doubt, we could use a wall in an area like that.”

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WHERE WAS THE OUTRAGE: U.S. Border Patrol agents used tear gas or pepper spray more than 500 times from 2012 to 2016 under President Barack Obama’s administration.

https://www.facebook.com/newsbusters/videos/2211743525768068/

REALITY CHECK: The liberal media will plaster the airwaves with one photo of a Hispanic mother with her kids running from tear gas at the border. What they won’t show you are all the videos of migrants assaulting border agents or trying to tear down a border fence.

2018_11 28 Fake News

FAKE NEWS: “Certainly the White House would never want children to be in harm’s way in any capacity whatsoever,” Sanders insisted. “However, that is why we are continuing to encourage people to follow the law and go to ports of entry.”

“Law enforcement officials have used appropriate non-lethal force to protect themselves and prevent an illegal rush across the border,” she continued, noting that the “Obama presidency” had also deployed tear gas on multiple occasions.

PREVIOUS PRESIDENTIAL BORDER CLOSINGS:

1963: Shortly after President Kennedy was killed in Texas, President Johnson closed the border to prevent the murderer from fleeing into Mexico.

1969: President Nixon halted entry from Mexico into the United States over drug-related issues.

1985: President Reagan increased security and closed nine border crossings in response to threats of violence and kidnapping against United States Customs Service agents.

2001: After the 9/11 attack, although the border was not per se closed, virtually all individuals arriving at ports of entry found their documents, and their possessions, baggage, and vehicles, subject to intense scrutiny and themselves often subjected to lengthy and detailed secondary inspections.

DO BORDER PATROL AGENTS WANT TRUMP’S WALL: “Absolutely.” – Brian Hastings, a senior official in the U.S. Border Patrol, Nov 26, 2018. Video of his informative interview is embedded at the URL.

MSNBC: Would you believe an MSNBC reporter actually admitted that “The truth is, the majority of the people that are in this caravan, especially outside — if we can make our way all the way over there, we’ll show you the majority of them are men,” Schwartz said. “From what we’ve seen, the majority are actually men and some of these men have not articulated that need for asylum.

21 PHOTOS OF IMMIGRANTS BECOMING AMERICANS LEGALLY

IMMIGRATION LAWYER CONVICTED: Andreea Dumitru Parcalaboiu has been convicted of running a fraudulent immigration scheme to obtain asylum status with fake travel history and personal narratives. She was also found guilty of aggravated identity theft. The asylum program was designed to provide safe harbor for the world’s most vulnerable people. She gamed the system to make money and allow dangerous criminals to live among us.

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Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel

Tim Allen reveals why it’s just so easy to trigger liberals: ‘I love poking at it’

Tim Allen likes “poking” at liberals who have a very little sense of humor about themselves.

The actor and star of “Last Man Standing” told IndieWire he likes “pissing people off” and finds that is easily accomplished with a “smart, funny conservative” character.

And in the wake of the demise of “Roseanne,” as ABC fired its star Roseanne Barr following a derogatory tweet, picking up “Last Man Standing” was a smart move by Fox. The Sept. 28 premiere of the show’s relaunch averaged a 2.7 rating among adults 18-49, IndieWire reported, and has given a six-week consecutive winning streak for Fox among adults 18-49 on Friday nights.

Allen sees the family focus, and not political focus, of the show as part of its success, contrasting it with the CBS relaunch of “Murphy Brown” which is “stuck in this angst” against the current administration.

“What we’ve done is we’ve moved on. ‘Murphy Brown,’ unfortunately, I loved that show [but] they’ve kind of stuck along with, forgive me… they’re still stuck in this angst, in this hatred,” Allen said.

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Get Back On The Plantation, Boy!

Unhinged Dems Fret Over Too Many Black Men Voting For Republicans

The left is wondering why so many blacks are voting for Republicans and they want it to stop. Maybe black men are voting Republican because the left has done nothing for them for decades?

WaPo, in particular, wants to know what’s going on. They don’t want any black men voting for anyone but Democrats. Black men must not leave the Democrat swamp.

WaPo columnist Vanessa Williams is concerned that 11 percent of black men voted for Brian Kemp over [socialist] Stacey Abrams. She said that black men “were not so much rejecting Abrams as embracing the conservative messages of rugged individualism and free-market economics.”

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Another Hack living Off Her Last Name

‘Murphy Brown’ Threatens Racist ICE Agents in Thanksgiving Episode

Never wasted a minute watching this tripe…never intend to.

Murphy Brown threatened to “spatchcock” ICE agents in the CBS show’s Thanksgiving episode.

A very special episode of Murphy Brown involved the title character, played by Candace Bergen, sharing her Thanksgiving dinner with a family of illegal immigrants, parents of one of those perfectly-perfect DACA angels who are enrolled in law school.

Needless to say, ICE agents arrive to ruin the holiday, and because they are all racist.

Newsbusters reports they assume an Indian-American from Ohio is also in the country illegally — because of course they do.

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Squinty and Meat Puppet Tie the Knot in Secret Ceremony

She owes her lot in life to a famous last name and some cosmetic surgery. He at one time was mildly amusing, now just plain obnoxious. He sold his lifeless soul to be part of an upholstered brothel known as MSDNC.

Renowned guitarist Joe Scarborough and his adoring blonde blithering dolt sidekick Mika Brzezinski, who together host the morning basement rated anti-Trump talk feast on MSNBC, finally took the big dive over the weekend. NBC News has confirmed the two are officially married. It was long rumored the two were bumping nasties and shackin’ up even before their official announcement that they were engaged over a year ago. This is the third shot at Marital Bliss for Scarborough.

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They’ll Probably Steal This One Too

Tonight We Find Out if Trump saved Mississippi Republican Senate Seat

Cindy Hyde-Smith, named to replace walking cadaver Thad Cochran, is facing a runoff with a slimy democrat racialist named Mike Espy. Although Hyde-Smith is leading by 10 points, you can be sure democrats will keep counting votes for days after the polls close until they find enough fraudulent ballots to steal yet another Senate seat. They got away with it before; they’ll do it again. Mark my words.

Only 1% of those polled remain undecided. 84% of the respondents said they are almost certain to vote while 53% of them are female.

Right after the election, a video emerged of Hyde-Smith telling a cattle rancher that she’d attend a “public hanging” with him if he invited her.

Not the right thing to say, especially in a state that has a horrific past of lynchings and running against a black man.

The Democrats took off with it and Hyde-Smith apologized

While these controversies haven’t pushed away the voters, companies have come forward and demanded she return any money they have given to her. This includes Major League Baseball, Walmart, Pfizer, and AT&T.

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More Media Treachery

I haven’t posted anything lately because I haven’t had much time off. Work, eat, sleep. Not much time for anything else.

Another pathetic example of the media who will stoop to virtually anything as an excuse to try to rip Trump apart.

‘These children are barefoot. In diapers. Choking on tear gas.’

A little girl from Honduras stares into the camera, her young features contorted in anguish. She’s barefoot, dusty, and clad only in a diaper and T-shirt. And she’s just had to run from clouds of choking tear gas fired across the border by U.S. agents.

THIS VICIOUS HIT PIECE WAS CONCOCTED BY THE WASHINGTON COMPOST. THE TRUTH:

Hoaxed: The ‘Illegal Alien Mom with Barefoot Kids’ Photo was a Setup – Another Staged #FakeNews Production

After further review, yesterday’s ‘horrific’ picture of a woman with barefoot children running from the US border wall was a hoax. In the background of the picture a group of men are posing for one camera man and another is running towards another camera man. In other areas, people are just standing around. The woman with the children was just a photo-op.

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