From the Babylon Bee:
Facebook Unveils New Bigot Recognition Technology
The new tech automatically detects people who are likely to be prejudiced, backward cretins and flags them for removal from the social network.
“We’re looking for key indicators of bigotry, like being white, believing in God, and holding any political position to the right of Stalin,” Mark Zuckerberg said at the event. “Our algorithm has been trained to flag and remove offensive people who aren’t welcome on our platform: straight, cisgendered males, conservative people, and of course, Christians.”