A Genuine Cookie Monster

Woman who ordered more than $1,600 worth of treats from her daughter’s Girl Scout troop is arrested after ‘she refused to pay the bill and kept them for herself’

•Noel Hines from Ohio allegedly stole a ‘large order of Girl Scout cookies’ in March that was intended for a local North College Hill troop
•Hines, 31, never returned the cookies or paid for the $1,600 order
•Multiple’ attempts were made to contact Hines about the cookies, but authorities were left with no choice but to file theft charges against the woman


Filed under Loose Pollen

2 responses to “A Genuine Cookie Monster

  1. Every box of those cookies were Do-si-dos®/Peanut Butter Sandwich.
    And now you know… the rest of the story.

    Anyway, that poor woman looks like she’s wasting away, bless her heart. Emaciated. Probably bulimic. The Gril Scouts should write it off as a charitable donation for her health.


  2. chrissythehyphenated

    Wow … stiffing your OWN KID’S troop?! That takes a special kind of Bad Mother. Sheesh.