HURRAH!! After more than two years of wrongful detainment in Turkey on charges of “Christianization”, American Pastor Andrew Brunson has been released and will be coming home soon.
WARRIOR MOM: You have to go here to see the video of the hellacious hail storm and photos of the mom!
AWESOME COME BACK: A protester shamelessly demands that GOP Senator Bill Cassidy “apologize to my children for ruining their futures.” His response was to say to the kids in a very calm and polite voice, “Your parents are using you as tools. In the future if somebody makes an allegation against you & there’s no proof for it, you’ll be OK.” The kids looked embarrassed, but the idiot mom just kept on shouting at Cassidy as he walked away that his vote had ruined her daughter’s life. I guess we won’t be seeing any #WalkAway videos from her any time soon.
FACEBOOK PURGE: Four weeks before the midterms, Facebook has abruptly taken down numerous pages that allegedly violated their “spam” and coordinated “inauthentic behavior” policies. Most of them were conservative political sites.
COMMUNIST PARTY: The actual Communist Party of the USA is actively campaigning for Democrats. “We are involved in two states where a Republican seat can be flipped: AZ (Flake open), TX (Cruz), and five states where a Democratic seat needs protection against being lost: FL (Nelson), IN (Donnelly), MO (McCaskill), NJ (Menendez).”
SCOTUS: The Supreme Court HAS declined to intervene in a challenge to a North Dakota law that requires voters to present identification that includes a current residential street address.
S’ABOUT DAMN TIME: According to the U.S. State Department in a letter to the Senate Judiciary Committee, Hillary Clinton and five others close to her no longer have security clearances. I fail to understand how anyone leaves government service without having their clearances revoked. Do they get to keep their building passes? Keys to their offices? Parking spots? Sheesh.
THREE DECADES TOO LATE: Slate interviews Juanita Broaddrick, Vox’s Ezra Klein tweets it’s worth listening to, that the “allegations against Bill Clinton are credible and horrifying, and hearing her tell the story is a gut punch.” AND it’s all just in time for the Clintons’ Big Whining … I mean, Speaking Tour. Sweet!
CONSEQUENCES: Marvel comics fired one of its writers for his anti-Trump Twitter rant. It’s nice to finally see it happen to someone who targeted us instead of the other way around.
STATE RUN MEDICINE: The Hospital for Sick Children in Toronto says they are ready, willing, and able to not only euthanize their young patients, but also to do so without the consent or knowledge of the parents.
11: I SEE JESUS