U.N. Issues Climate Change Warning

From the Babylon Bee:
UN Warns Climate Change Will Destroy Earth By 2005

“We’ve run all the numbers, and it’s absolutely clear: every inch of dry land on the planet will be totally submerged by the year 2005,” said one member of the panel. “This is an absolute scientific fact.”

When several scientific researchers pointed out that 2005 came and went 13 years ago, they were informed that the earth was actually destroyed, everybody was killed, and we are all actually ghosts.


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  1. chrissythehyphenated

    We’re all ghosts … this isn’t so terribly far off from what they scream every single time any Republican issue is put out there. I think at this point I’ve been killed off at least three times, maybe more!

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