Bits & Bytes

BABYLON BEE: After President Trump signed an executive order ending the separation of illegal immigrant children from their parents, several news networks slammed the president for prematurely ending the news story they were endlessly milking for ratings.

• https://babylonbee.com/news/media-slams-president-for-prematurely-ending-crisis-they-were-exploiting/

US to Exit UN Human Rights Council

Our UN Ambassador Nikki Haley confirmed Tuesday that the US will be exiting the United Nations Human Rights Council.

“We did not make this decision lightly. When this administration began 17 months ago, we were well aware of the enormous flaws in the Human Rights Council,” she continued. “We could have withdrawn immediately. We did not do that. Instead, we made a good faith effort to resolve the problems.”

The TIME Magazine Cover You NEVER Saw

This week, TIME used a photo of a child who had not actually been separated from her illegal mother to slam President Trump. But photos like the one I used for my photoshop below, that have been circulating the internet to condemn Trump, were actually taken while Obama was in office. I don’t read TIME, so maybe I missed their version of my photoshopped cover. But I doubt it.

Immigration: The FAKE NEWS Edition

The hypocritical anti-Trumpers’ non-stop shrieking about “Trump’s” immigration policy (which has been in place since Bush? Clinton?) are actually making me nostalgic for Stormy.

This photo of a crying child has gone viral.

Peter Fonda is a pig

From the National Border Patrol Council website:

Once again, we have a deranged liberal “star” born with a silver spoon in his mouth who thinks play-acting as a “tough guy” in a movie equates to being a tough guy in real life. This guy is the lowest of the low!

Here are Peter Fonda’s recent tweets:

“WE SHOULD HACK THIS SYSTEM, GET THE ADDRESSES OF THE ICE AGENTS CBP AGENTS AND SURROUND THEIR HOMES IN PROTEST. WE SHOULD FIND OUT WHAT SCHOOLS THEIR CHILDREN GO TO AND SURROUND THE SCHOOLS IN PROTEST. THESE AGENTS ARE DOING THIS CUZ THEY WANT TO DO IT. THEY LIKE DOING THIS. F**K.”