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DIRTBAG COMEY: More of the previously hidden FBI emails reveal then-Director Comey decided sometime in April or early May of 2016 that he would ultimately exonerate Hillary Clinton. This was long before his agents has finished their investigation or Clinton herself had been interviewed.

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Obama Calls Trump to Personally Thank Him for Taking Blame for Photos of Immigrant Children

From The Babylon Bee.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Former president Barack Obama called the White House today to personally thank Donald Trump for taking the blame for a recently circulated set of photos of immigrant children detained at the border that actually depicted the consequences of immigration policies in place during Obama’s tenure.

Obama was concerned that people on Twitter, Facebook, and other social media platforms might make the connection that many of the photos, facts, and figures people were upset about were from the years when he was president.

“I was really nervous the lid was gonna blow off that whole thing,” Obama admitted. When Obama realized that he was in the clear, and that Trump would be receiving the full brunt of the online outrage and blame for policies that had gone completely ignored during his own presidency, the former leader of the free world decided some thanks were in order.