Bits & Bytes

Who is this Avenatti guy?

As many of you know, I was out of touch with reality all during April, so am having to play a bit of catch up to understand what’s going on. If you’re up to date, feel free to skip this. 🙂

Stormy Daniels is a hooker who apparently had sex with Donald Trump at some time in the past. I’m not sure what that has to do with anything or anybody besides Melania and God, but liberals (who think we should all PAY FOR THEIR BIRTH CONTROL) have  been acting all shocked and fainting-couchy about it.

The Perils of Maxine

What a national treasure.

Batty Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., got into an insane exchange with Rep. Mike Kelly, R-PA., over who was more offended, as if that’s a fair contest for a GOP lawmaker.

“I am more offended as an African-American woman than you will ever be,” said the perpetually offended Waters.

We sleep better because Trump is president

Caritas vs. Charity

The great virtue known in Latin as “Caritas” is translated into English as “Charity.” Sadly, the word “charity” in English has come to mean:

1. an organization set up to provide help and raise money for those in need.
2. the voluntary giving of help, typically in the form of money, to those in need.

From The Babylon Bee

Babylon Bee Blasts CNN’s Coverage Of N. Korea Hostages With Hilarious Headline

This was an epic slam on CNN.  One they more than earned.

• https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2018/05/10/this-one-stung-the-babylon-bee-blasts-cnns-coverage-of-n-korea-hostages-with-hilarious-headline/