How’s Your Day So Far?

Did you put on your slippers this morning only to find the cat threw up in them?
Did your husband leave the toilet seat up…again?
Did your wife change the setting on the toaster so the bread came out looking like it was buttered with roofing tar?
Did you forget where you left your car keys?
When you got to your car did you discover you had a flat tire?
Did you kick the tire in anger and break two toes?
(I have an ex-wife who did that…no kidding).

Did you get a speeding ticket because you were running late?
Did you spill your coffee on your keyboard?
Is your day starting out really sucky??
It could always be worse…
YOU COULD BE ME!!

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One response to “How’s Your Day So Far?

  1. How’s Your Day So Far?

    Well, I’ve been to the dentist and got two holes drilled & filled. Still numb.

    Aren’t you glad you asked?
    ____________
    My financial status: I just rinsed off a paper plate.
    You’re just supposed to scrape them. They wear out faster if you get them wet.
    ____________
    The older we get, the less “life in prison” is a deterrent.

    Hmmmm. Now that you mention it…

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