Daily Archives: March 10, 2018

Afternoon Boredom Killer

Big night tonight. My grandchildren’s high school basketball team is in the class 2A Illinois championship game. THEY CAN BE STATE CHAMPS! They are an awesome team this year and I loved going to the games.
He’s only a freshman,but he’ll get there.

IN OTHER NEWS:
Checking the most reliable source in the universe, more accurate than the atomic clock and Greenwich Mean Time…. my wife’s Betty Boop calendar…. we set the clocks ahead tonight. Getting light earlier and dark later. More time for evening on the porch. Nothing wrong with that.

SOME OF THESE ARE REALLY STUPID

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CNN Purchases Industrial-Sized Washing Machine to Spin News Before Publication

From The Babylon Bee.

ATLANTA, GA—In order to aid the news station in preparing stories for consumption, popular news media organization CNN purchased an industrial-sized washing machine to help its journalists and news anchors spin the news before publication.

 

The custom-made device allows CNN reporters to load just the facts of a given issue, turn a dial to “spin cycle,” and within five minutes, receive a nearly unrecognizable version of the story that’s been spun to fit with the news station’s agenda.

One reporter was seen inserting the facts of a recent news story early Thursday morning.

“Okay, so we just slip in the location, the people involved, the facts of the story, and there we go,” he muttered as he fiddled with the buttons and dials on the machine. “Spin for five minutes on high, and we’ll have ourselves a news story.”

Minutes later, he removed the story and found it had turned into a perfect piece to push universal health care, common-sense gun control, and the removal of President Trump from office.

“Perfect!” he said, taking the story straight to his computer in order to upload it to CNN’s website.

At publishing time, CNN had also purchased an industrial-sized trash compactor in order to help compress and distort facts to fit into its preconceived narrative.

More stories of questionable veracity from The Babylon Bee:

IRS Still Waiting for Liberals to Voluntarily Mail Their Refund Checks Back

Mark Zuckerberg Finishes Morning Reading of Favorite Devotional, ‘1984’

Joel Osteen’s Bible Spotted Shivering Under Seedy Freeway Overpass

Facebook Sends Warm Reminder to Publishers That It Is in Complete Control of Their Livelihood

State of California Votes to Officially Secede from Reality

Calvinist Dog Corrects Owner: ‘No One Is a Good Boy’

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How far has the corruption of our nation progressed …

… that anyone would think we actually need a law to protect our First Amendment rights.

Marriage protest signs

Sen. Mike Lee of Utah and 21 Republican co-sponsors have re-introduced The First Amendment Defense Act which went nowhere in 2015.

The legislation would

  • “ensure” that the federal government could not take discriminatory action against anybody who “speaks, or acts, in accordance with a sincerely held religious belief or moral conviction that marriage is or should be recognized as a union of one man and one woman or two individuals as recognized under Federal law” and
  • prohibit any action against those who believe that sexual relations outside marriage are improper.

When he was running for president in the 2016 race, President Donald Trump said he would sign the measure if it passes both the House and Senate.

Religious Freedom and Marriage in Federal Law by Thomas Messner – January 30, 2014

“Legal recognition of same-sex marriage will increase the potential for conflicts with religious freedom. The majority opinion in the recent U.S. Supreme Court case United States v. Windsor intensifies these concerns by characterizing traditional marriage policy as a form of irrational prejudice.”

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Mueller Bucket List

2018_03 09 Mueller Bucket List by Terrell

Republican Lawmaker: Robert Mueller Is Running Out Of Time

Rep. Francis Rooney said Thursday he believes it could soon be time for special counselor Robert Mueller to bring an end to his Russian probe.

Rep. Adam Schiff conceded Thursday there is still no evidence President Trump or his campaign colluded with Russia to win the election, and made a point of distancing himself from any charges of treason against the president.

Pistol Pete: WHEN MUELLER STARTED THIS WITCH HUNT HE HAD NO INTENTION TO FINISH UNTIL AT LEAST AFTER THE MIDTERMS, HOPING TO FIND ANYTHING TO NAIL TRUMP AND THE REPUBLICANS WITH.

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