Daily Archives: February 28, 2018

Nation That Calls Trump ‘Hitler’ Demands He Take All Guns Away

From The Babylon Bee.

U.S.—Sources across the United States confirmed Friday that the cross-section of citizenry which has been comparing President Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler for two years has begun to demand that he take guns away from all citizens at once.

Passionate protests and rallies recently all demanded the “dangerous madman” confiscate everybody’s firearms.

“Trump is a dangerous tyrant, so he should be the only one with deadly weapons!” one woman screamed at an anti-gun protest. “People obviously can’t be trusted with them. Instead, we need to entrust them only to the most powerful man on the planet, who has proven time and time again he’s no better than history’s most violent dictators and has the potential to become an iron-fisted totalitarian!”

Holding up a variety of colored signs and chanting various slogans, the protesters simultaneously upheld the ideas that Donald Trump is a raving lunatic and that any citizens who wish to own a firearm in order to protect themselves and their families have “blood on their hands.”

At publishing time, the nation had continued to blame gun owners for any shooting that occurs in the United States, while absolving Planned Parenthood of killing millions upon millions of babies.

More stories of questionable veracity from The Babylon Bee:

Megachurch Introduces Frequent Tither Rewards Card

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Thoughts, Prayers Prove Ineffective at Preventing Neil DeGrasse Tyson from Saying Moronic Things on Twitter

Federal Government Launches GoFundMe Campaign to Pay off $20 Trillion National Debt

Kamala Harris Makes Brief Appearance at Gun Violence Protest on Way to Pro-Abortion Rally

Confirmed: World Still Fallen

Man Joins CrossFit Without Telling Anyone

Fed Up With Deadly Violence, Nation Demands Common-Sense Abortion Control

Local Believer Shows No Evidence of Salvation Before Morning Coffee

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MASCOT UPDATE: Pampering Mama Buzz

Bunny gave Mama Buzz a pedicure while Bootz supervised.

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Talk Is Cheap

Unless you’re a sleazy politician like Obama or the Clintons. Then they pay you six figures to stand up and read a non-stop string of blatant lies off a teleprompter, even though they know you’re incapable of speaking the truth. It’s not in your best interest.

Obama Reportedly Plans On Skipping Billy Graham Memorial Service And Funeral

Billy Graham

Former President Barack Obama is not planning to attend memorial services for the late evangelist Rev. Billy Graham this week.

Former President George W. Bush is paying his respects to Graham, known as the pastor to presidents, Monday afternoon at his library in North Carolina. Former President Bill Clinton will visit Tuesday to honor Graham’s memory.

[CtH: I read elsewhere that Carter sent regrets and that Trump and Pence will be at the funeral. I can’t find anything recent about Bush Sr.’s health, but I doubt he’s well enough to travel at this point.]

http://dailycaller.com/2018/02/27/obama-reportedly-plans-on-skipping-billy-graham-memorial-service-and-funeral/

Opinion Laundering in Parkland’s Wake

In the aftermath of the Parkland massacre, student activists achieved remarkable levels of fame almost instantaneously: Emma González already has nearly 1 million Twitter followers, for instance, and her fellow student David Hogg has more than 300,000. Both have become familiar faces on television.

Policy proposals aren’t the real aim of the anti-gun crowd. What they’re thinking is: We must strike a blow against gun culture. We must punish gun owners in general by doing something that annoys them. This is the Democratic obverse of Trumpian bully culture: It’s public policy reduced to public shaming. It’s insult theater. The politics of id.

https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/02/opinion-laundering-in-parklands-wake/

Hillary Clinton blasts Trump: Abortion is a ‘human right’

“Women’s rights are human rights,” Clinton tweeted. “That was a radical idea back in 1995. It shouldn’t still be two decades later.”

Clinton was sharing a Politico report on a State Department order to cut back portions in a forthcoming annual report on global human rights.

Policy proposals aren’t the real aim of the anti-gun crowd. What they’re thinking is: We must strike a blow against gun culture. We must punish gun owners in general by doing something that annoys them. This is the Democratic obverse of Trumpian bully culture: It’s public policy reduced to public shaming. It’s insult theater. The politics of id.

https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/02/opinion-laundering-in-parklands-wake/

 

Trump Admin Cuts Planned Parenthood Funding, Will Shift Sex-Ed Funds to Abstinence Programs
Planned Parenthood already hates the Trump administration, but they will hate it even more when they discover that the administration will be diverting sex-education funds to abstinence programs.

According to LifeNews, “the Title X grant application, released Friday, prioritizes the types of programs that the abortion chain Planned Parenthood and other abortion groups do not offer.” The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services will offer $260 million in Title X grants to health care providers that meet their standards

https://www.dailywire.com/news/27625/trump-admin-will-shift-sex-ed-funds-abstinence-paul-bois

Lawsuit: 100,000 noncitizens registered to vote in Pennsylvania
THIS IS HOW LIBERALS PLAN TO TURN THIS COUNTRY INTO A TOTALITARIAN STATE.

More than 100,000 noncitizens are registered to vote in Pennsylvania alone, according to testimony submitted Monday in a lawsuit demanding the state come clean about the extent of its problems.

The Public Interest Legal Foundation, which has identified similar noncitizen voting problems in studies of Virginia and New Jersey, said Pennsylvania officials have admitted noncitizens have been registering and voting in the state “for decades.”

But state officials have stonewalled PILF requests for access to the data that could expose the problem, the group says in a lawsuit filed in federal court in Harrisburg.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/feb/26/lawsuit-100000-noncitizens-registered-vote-pa/

Celebrate Chelsea Clinton’s Birthday With A Look Back At Her Greatest Achievements
THAT SHOULDN’T TAKE LONG.

Chelsea was so smart, she was allowed to skip third grade! In her public elementary school in Little Rock, Arkansas, Chelsea was deemed too intellectually elite for third grade, and she was allowed to go straight from second to fourth grade.  I guess social studies and long division were just too easy!

Chelsea was hired by NBC news as a special correspondent in 2011!  In November 2011, Chelsea was brought on to work as a “special correspondent” for NBC News where she made $600,000 annually. She worked on featured stories for NBC’s “Rock Center with Brian Williams” until the show was canceled in 2013. She then worked on featured stories for “NBC Nightly News.”

http://dailycaller.com/2018/02/27/chelsea-clinton-birthday-greatest-achievements/

Obama Says His White House “Didn’t Have A Scandal That Embarrassed Us”…
THE ADORING MEDIA WENT TO GREAT LENGTHS TO MAKE SURE NOTHING HE DID WAS REPORTED TO THE UNWASHED MASSES.

CtH: Plus, he’s shameless, so incapable of being embarrassed.

CNN Analyst Reveals That Gun Control Isn’t the Goal… Total Removal of 2nd Amendment Is Their Wish

Whenever the gun control debate heats up and Second Amendment supporters maintain they won’t support any sort of gun ban, some on the left condescendingly insist “Nobody is talking about taking your guns.”

But that reassurance rings hollow when other voices on the left let slip that, yes indeed, they do want to ban guns, nearly all of them to be specific, as was revealed by the wild cheering of the crowd at CNN’s anti-gun rally of hate when Sen. Marco Rubio cautioned that an “assault weapons” ban would include virtually all semi-automatic firearms.

CtH: Never EVER forget that the FIRST THING totalitarian governments ALWAYS DO is DISARM CITIZENS.

https://conservativetribune.com/cnn-analyst-admits-removal-2nd/

The Cowards of Broward County

Among the worst actors in CNN’s disgraceful play was Scott Israel, the partisan Democrat political hack masquerading as the sheriff in Broward County where the Parkland massacre took place. Israel engaged in a ridiculous back-and-forth with National Rifle Association spokeswoman (and stand-in for Emmanuel Goldstein) Dana Loesch, in which Israel offered one of the stupidest and most demagogic statements in recent memory, notable mostly for its having captured the zeitgeist of the gun-grabbing Left in the aftermath of the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School carnage.

When the shooting began, Israel’s armed deputy hid outside in safety and remained there.

But if the good sheriff — a political cat — had explained that business about his frightened deputy, he’d have ruined the show. So he kept his mouth shut.

Not one but four sheriff’s deputies hid behind cars instead of storming Marjory Stoneman Douglas HS in Parkland, Fla., during Wednesday’s school shooting, police claimed Friday — as newly released records revealed the Broward County Sheriff’s Office had received at least 18 calls about the troubled teen over the past decade.

https://spectator.org/the-cowards-of-broward-county/

Mika Brzezinski: Melania, Ivanka Are a ‘Joke’ — ‘These Women Have Been Given Fake Jobs’

CtH: Not at ALL like the “jobs” Chelsea Clinton has been paid mucho bucks to “do” at NBC and the Clinton Foundation. Or, you know, like what Michelle Obama did when she was FLOTUS.  :0P““`

I GUESS A FAMOUS LAST NAME AND SOME COSMETIC SURGERY CAN TURN YOU INTO AN EXPERT ON SOMETHING OR OTHER.

Brzezinski said, “It’s not like she is transportation secretary. She came in there to fight for women, and she can’t handle a question like that. The whole thing clearly is a joke, an utter joke just like Melania’s role on cyberbullying, which I think is an insult to women completely.”  She continued, “Furthermore insulting to women — these women have been given fake jobs.”

CtH: Let’s talk about Michelle’s role on military families and school lunches, shall we?

http://www.breitbart.com/video/2018/02/27/mika-brzezinski-melania-ivanka-joke-women-given-fake-jobs/

Muslim Women Win $180K After they Were Forced to Remove Hijabs for Mugshot
OUR COUNTRY IS GOING TO HELL.

CtH: The End Times cometh.

Three Muslim women won $180,000 for their suffering after they were arrested and forced to remove their hijabs for their mugshots.

One of the women, Mervat Soliman, 53, was arrested after a tussle with mother-daughter neighbors over a parking spot near her Glendale home in January 2015.

The Muslim women said they felt exposed and violated after they were forced to remove their hijabs for mugshots.

CtH: Here’s an idea. DON’T GET ARRESTED.

SHOCKER: Companies Pulling NRA Support Totally Backfires

Enterprise Rent-A-Car, Norton Antivirus, LifeLock, MetLife, Alamo, National Car Rental and SimpliSafe cut ties with the NRA in response to the Feb. 14 Parkland, Fla., high school shooting that claimed the lives of 17 individuals.

Morning consult surveyed 2,201 adults from Feb. 23-25 regarding their views of each company. The polling agency asked each respondent if they had a “favorable or unfavorable” view of each company before and after they were informed of the company’s choice to cut ties with the NRA.

http://dailycaller.com/2018/02/28/companies-pull-nra-support/

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