From Piers Morgan:
In the new wave of modern feminism, the list of contenders for the coveted title of Chief PC Plonker is long and distinguished.
But now a clear winner has emerged in the form of Justin Trudeau, the handsome young politician who is photographed topless far too often for it to be an accident.
During a Q&A at MacEwan University in Edmonton, he announced that “mankind” is no longer acceptable.
A young woman from the World Mission of God, a non-denominational church guided by the ideals of ‘God the Mother’, stood up to ask him a question.
‘We came here today,’ she began, ‘to ask you to look into the policies that religious charitable organisations have in our legislation so it can also be changed because maternal love is the love that’s going to change the future of mankind….’
On hearing that last word, Trudeau recoiled like he’d been shot by a crossbow and instantly raised his left arm in indignant angst.
‘We like to see ‘peoplekind’,’ he declared, rudely interrupting the woman and flapping the same arm around aggressively.
The women in the audience mostly erupted with cheers and applause.
The men in the audience mostly just sat silently, looking bemused.