Staying Alive

Wasn’t feeling well when I finished delivering papers Wednesday morning. I managed to make it as far as the bed where I immediately fell asleep. When I got up 3 hours later I managed to make it to the bedroom door before I collapsed and didn’t have the strength to get up. My wife called 911 and after 7 hours in the hospital I was told I had Type A Influenza. I was as sick as I’ve ever been. The doctor prescribed Tamiflu. It’s supposed to be good. Should be — a 5-day supply, 10 pills, cost $98. My wife is pretty sick, too, but she sat with me at the hospital the whole time and always puts me ahead of herself. Miss Isabel’s 14th birthday is Sunday, but we don’t dare go. We’ll call her and when grandma is feeling better she’ll take her on a shopping trip. My boss has been great, and I plan to go back to work tomorrow. Sunday is by far the biggest day in the paper business.

Just thought I’d throw a few things together that don’t make a lot of sense, but what else is new?

THE BRADFORD EXCHANGE IS OFFERING A STATUE WITH MOOCH’S HEAD ON A MODEL’S BODY. IT’LL ONLY COST $99.99 OF THE HOMIES’ WELFARE MONEY.

SESSIONS PLANS TO GO AFTER POT USERS UNDER FEDERAL LAW. TOO BAD HE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HIS CROOKED DEMOCRAT FRIENDS.

 

MICHAEL WOLFF IS A KNUCKLE DRAGGING SCUM. HE SECRETLY RECORDED MANY CONVERSATIONS AND TURNED THEM INTO A PIECE OF GOSSIP TRASH, MUCH OF WHICH HE CAN’T CONFIRM IS THE TRUTH. HE CLAIMED TRUMP NEVER EXPECTED TO BE ELECTED AND MELANIA HATES BEING FIRST LADY. THE RIGHT KNOWS IT’S A PACK OF LIES, BUT THE LEFT LAPS IT UP LIKE THE RAVENING DOGS THEY ARE.

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  1. chrissythehyphenated

    Wolff definitely lost me about Melania. I’ve heard her say what a privilege it is to be first lady.

    Clearly, Wolff has her mixed up with her predecessor who SAID OUT LOUD AND IN PUBLIC that she hated living in the White House and then, after they moved out, that she was relieved to finally get her own name back.

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  2. Ting

    Feel better, soon. The flu is wicked.

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