Kids Say the Darnedest Things

During the early days of television there was a showman named Art Linkletter. My grandmother loved him.He managed to mine comedy gold at the cost of a few pieces of candy.He’d have a row of little kids that he asked questions of.Anyone who’s had kids know youngest once asked me:’daddy,is it true Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?’Uh,I seem to recall something about that.At any rate,Linkletter wrote a book of quotations from those pint-sized philosophers.I think it’s the only book my granny ever bought.

Dreaming big! Teachers share children’s hilarious ambitions… from eating so much they explode to becoming a MAILBOX
Primary school Teachers have shared their student’s hilarious life goals
Many job ambitions are sadly impossible including becoming a mailbox or a wolf
Other youngsters have humble dreams such as wearing a hat or making soup

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  1. chrissythehyphenated

    I’d like to point out that Lefties think kids this young should be allowed to choose their own gender.