A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.
The new element has been named Pelosium.
The chemical symbol of Pelosium is Pu.
Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Pelosium is toxic at any level of concentration.
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