Jeff Sessions is a Southern White Republican, so OF COURSE he must be a Raaaaaacist! NEVER MIND THE EVIDENCE!
But, you know what? It wasn’t Republicans tweeting RACIST crap today!
When Ira Madison saw Sessions sitting with his darling granddaughter on his lap, the MTV culture writer tweeted for Sessions to “kindly return this Asian baby to the Toys ‘R’ Us you stole her from.”
And when Sen. Tim Scott announced his support for Sessions as AG, racist Democrats crawled out from under their rocks to scream Uncle Tom, house boy, housenigger, and porch boy at him.
Scott proved himself to be a gracious gentleman, responding to tweets like “You’ve sold your soul voting for Jeff Sessions” with “Sorry ma’am, but my #SoulIsPurchasedByJesus.”
He also showed he has the better sense of humor. When one tweeter called him “A white man in a black body”, he asked “Is that like a Liger?”
Thank you for your grace, Senator Scott. You make me proud to share your party, your nation, and most importantly your faith in Jesus Christ.