The 2017 Golden Dope Awards

In full disclosure it’s been decades … literally … since I’ve watched anything on network TV, save NFL games on Sunday. That’s why I pay to receive all the cable and pay tv channels. So there will be no insight forthcoming about this annual liberal lovefest where a bunch of phony personalities get all dressed up and congratulate themselves on how faaabulous they are. My evening was spent watching a movie with my wife. Far more satisfying and less stressful.

As predictable as the sun rising in the East, president-elect Trump was the prime target for ridicule and insult last night.

AP Panties In A Wad: Will Trump Ruin Mood At Golden Globes?
According to the Associated Press, the mood of the Golden Globes ceremony which takes place on Sunday could be ruined by Trump simply due to the fact that he won the election. Dozens of high paid celebrities are in danger of having being completely bummed out simply by the existence of Trump as you can see in the title of their report: WILL HOLLYWOOD BE IN THE MOOD TO PARTY AT GOLDEN GLOBES?

Golden Globes Host Jimmy Fallon Takes 3 Swipes at Trump in first 4 Minutes of Show

It took Fallon not quite one minute to take his first swipe at Donald Trump.

This is the Golden Globes one of the few places left where America still honors the popular vote.

His next swipe at Trump came 3 minutes and thirty seconds into the monologue.

The film Florence Foster Jenkins is nominated. The character has been dubbed the world’s worst opera singer. And even she turned down performing at Donald Trump’s inauguration.

The next Trump ‘joke’ was 20 seconds later.

Of course, the ballots for tonight’s Golden Globes was tabulated by the accounting firm of Earnest and Young and Putin.

JUST LIKE THE CURRENT PRESIDENT, WHEN HIS TELEPROMPTER GOES OUT, HE CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING COHERENT TO SAY.

THE MOST VICIOUS ATTACK WAS BY MARY LOU (MERYL) STREEP

Meryl Streep Gives Snobby Golden Globes Speech, Admits She Lost Her Mind, Bashes Trump and Cries

Meryl Streep gave a nauseating and condescending speech at the Golden Globes that was aimed at Donald Trump. She painted Hollywood to be a bunch of ‘outsiders’ who are from different countries and if you (Trump) kick them out there won’t be any entertainment! She bashed popular sports like football and MMA which of course many Americans enjoy watching!

Meryl Streep continued to spread the lie that Trump imitated a disabled man. The truth is, Trump wasn’t mocking a disabled man, he does the same little hand gestures to poke fun at many different people.

Hollywood is full of overpaid actors who routinely have drug and alcohol problems yet they lecture us on morality.

Trump Not Surprised by Meryl Streep’s Golden Globes Speech

President-elect Donald J. Trump dismissed Meryl Streep as “a Hillary lover” early Monday morning after the actress, in a speech at the Golden Globes award ceremony, denounced him as a bully who disrespected and humiliated others.

[CtH: She said as she and her comrades used the Golden Globe bully pulpit to disrespect and attempt to humiliate Trump. Unlike the thin-skinned lame duck currently packing up his unearned medals, I think The Donald just laughs rather than gets humiliated. I still remember when Obama was new to the national stage, some writer did a long, long piece on him.  In paragraph 40, there was a reference to his ears.  Six weeks later, he approached her at a gathering and gave her a talking to about mentioning his ears, because he doesn’t like it. Six weeks later.  Paragraph 40.  I thought that right there told us all we needed to know about what a narcissistic panty-waist he is.]

“There was one performance this year that stunned me — it sank its hooks in my heart,” Ms. Streep said. “Not because it was good; there was nothing good about it. But it was effective and it did its job. It made its intended audience laugh, and show their teeth.”

Watch Hugh Laurie Roast Donald Trump, Republicans at Golden Globes

He began his speech by saying “Thank you first to the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for this amazing honor. I suppose it’s made more amazing by the fact that I’ll be able to say I won this at the last ever Golden Globes…I don’t mean to be gloomy, it’s just that it has the words Hollywood, Foreign and Press in the title.”

He also noted that “to some Republicans, even the word association is slightly sketchy.”

Laurie then accepted the award “on behalf of psychopathic billionaires everywhere.”

[Says the man who has made a fortune portraying a nasty doctor who bullies patients, friends, hospital staff, everyone he comes into contact with. I started out enjoying House, but when he never grew up and learned to treat others with respect, I stopped watching.]

2017 Golden Globes Show Progress From Last Year’s #OscarsSoWhite

HOW ABOUT GIVING OUT AWARDS BASED ON THE BODY OF WORK, NOT THE COLOR OF THE ACTOR?

ABC Enrages NFL Viewers With Anti-Trump ‘Black-ish’ Promo

WANDA SYKES IS A VICIOUS, FOUL-MOUTHED LESBIAN WITH A WHITE GIRLFRIEND. SHE CO-STARS ON THIS WHITE MOCK-A-THON.

The liberal ABC-Disney Television Network generated outrage during its televised coverage of the Houston Texans’ victory over the Oakland Raiders Saturday night in the Wild Card round of the AFC Playoffs, but it had nothing to do with the football.
Instead many viewers were annoyed at a promo for next Wednesday’s episode of ABC’s sitcom Black-ish, which features a predominantly African-American cast being decidedly anti-Trump in tone and nature.

JUST SEEING THE TITLE TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE SHOW. BLACK PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF WHITES. THAT’S THE SCHTICK MOST BLACK COMEDIANS USE TO AMUSE THEIR BLACK AUDIENCES. I GUESS IT BEATS HAVING TO HAVE TALENT.

[CtH: Funny how they rail against having all the same behaviors directed at them.]

“Why does the NFL keep playing an anti-Trump commercial for the terrible show Blackish?” wrote one tweeter. “They must not know their audience.”  Another viewer fumed: “I am offended at the preview for the show #blackish about voting for Trump makes you a racist!”

Debbie Reynolds Carrie Fisher Tribute The Golden Globes 2017

Moonlight Wins Best Motion Picture, Drama at the 2017 Golden Globes

LET’S HEAR IT FOR THE HOMIES!

Top 8 Best Moments of The Golden Globes 2017!

IN CASE YOU DON’T HAVE A LOT OF TIME

6 Most Awkward Moments at the 2017 Golden Globes!

THIS IS THE BETTER OF THE TWO. GOLDIE HAWN IS A SCREAM.

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  1. jbob45

    Comedian Jimmy Fallon? Exhibit A for best definition of an oxymoron.

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