Daily Archives: January 1, 2017

Media lapdogs resolve to become real journos again

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Tweeters had some excellent snark to offer in response.

  • Media’s back from its sabbatical?  Good to know.
  • So you admit that “real reporting” hasn’t been going on during Obama years.
  • Lap dogs? You were ventriloquist dummies for the Democrat party.
  • What recent developments caused this realization?
  • “Now more than ever” means “now that Obama’s gone.”
  • Refreshing to see you admit that you’ve taken the last 8 years off from real reporting. Baby steps.
  • Should the whole “watch dog” gig not work out, you can be Hillary’s therapy dogs.
  • They should be well rested, since they weren’t doing any real reporting 2008-2016.
  • The people who destroyed journalism with their partisan lies are now worried about the demise of journalism. Still no apology. No remorse.
  • This right here is why people hate you guys.
  • Sorry, not interested in your newfound “morality.”
  • The thing about reputation and respectability – once it’s gone it’s gone.
  • Like you can just magically create credibility after 8 years of non-stop ass kissing?
  • Time to blow 8 yrs of dust off those homelessness and hardships of working poor stories. To the grievance-mobile!
  • Don’t forget the “young soldiers’ lives tragically lost in stupid Republican wars” stories. Those are always a big hit.
  • Translation: Before, we just lied. Now that Hitler is President, we will lie with conviction!

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NYT columnists “troubled” by Trump’s New Year’s tweet

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NY Times’ Tom Friedman tweeted,

  • “On New Year’s Eve President-elect Trump actually called some fellow Americans his ‘enemies’. Really sad and troubling.”

BEST snarky replies:

  • “I know!! And everybody’s been so nice to him!”
  • “I missed it. Did he call them ‘bitter clingers’ or ‘deplorables’?”

Other tweeters asked, “Were you as troubled when Pres Obama called fellow Americans his ‘enemies’ and asked his supporters to help him punish them?” and reminded him about that time Hillary Clinton bragged that she was actually PROUD of her enemies list.

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New Years’ New News

If it happens, it’s news to us.

We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, have done so much for so long with so little we are now qualifies to do anything with nothing.

Hope everyone has a wonderful year!
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PUT HIM RIGHT UP FRONT. WHEN OBAMA MAKES EYE CONTACT, FLIP HIM OFF.

[CtH: This would be so awesome. Rememer how pissed Barry got when Boehner invited Bibi to speak to Congress?!  ::snork::]

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“There’s a plan for Trump to meet with Netanyahu,” the source said. “They’re talking all the time. And Netanyahu is talking about possibly going to the inauguration.”
Netanyahu congratulated Trump on his victory a day after the presidential election, and Trump had invited the Israeli leader to meet in the US at his “first opportunity.”

Oh My. Don Lemon Suffers Drunken Meltdown on New Year’s Eve
And I may be open to a relationship this year. I wasn’t before… Actually I’m going to be available to being in a relationship. I’m a bad person to date. I’m not going to be as self-centered… I do what I want because it’s my life.

HE ASKED HIS CO-BIMBO TO MARRY HIM, THEN HAD HIS MIC CUT OFF WHEN HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT HOW BAD 2016 WAS.

CNN Cuts Off Don Lemon Saying ‘2016 Was Awful’, He Then Asks Brooke Baldwin ‘Will You Marry Me?’

LEMON WASN’T THE ONLY ONE

Mariah Carey closes 2016 with disastrous NYE performance
Carey had been assigned to perform two of her hit songs, “Emotions” and “We Belong Together.” But the singer appeared unable to hear her own song track, ultimately giving up and standing on the stage with closed mouth and a hand on her hip.

THESE ARE THE POSERS WHO REFUSE TO PERFORM AT TRUMP’S INAUGURATION. TOO BAD.

HuffPo Editor Slams Obama: He Presided Over The “Destruction Of The Democratic Party”

Trump kicks biographer off his golf course

Trump reportedly asked Harry Hurt III, who wrote “Lost Tycoon: The Many Lives of Donald J. Trump” in 1993, to leave after Hurt offered Trump congratulations on his presidential victory.
The book sparked a feud between the two, as it included Ivana Trump’s accusations that Trump had raped her, an allegation Trump has repeatedly denied.

WHAT I APPRECIATE ABOUT TRUMP IS THAT HE DOESN’T TRY TO SHOW LIBERALS WHAT A NICE GUY HE IS; SHAKE HANDS, TAKE A FEW PICTURES. HE’S MORE LIKE: F*CK YOU … GET OFF MY GOLF COURSE.

Donald Trump Impromptu New Years Eve Press Conference 12/31/16

TRUMP DOESN’T CARE ABOUT FOCUS GROUPS OR POLL TESTING

Don’t Let the Door Hit You on the Way Out
With his recent hissy fit over the supposed Russian interference in our November elections, the knifing in the back of Israel, our closest and most reliable ally in the Middle East, and an unprecedented land grab in the western United States – interestingly a region where Barack Obama has very little voter approval anymore – Barack Obama has shown that he intends not to bow out gracefully as an adult. And that doing what’s best for the country by promising for a smooth transition into the new administration apparently was nothing more than politically expedient lip service at best.

Bask In How Wrong Leftists Were Predicting ‘Trump Will Not Be President’

Trump Tweets Happy New Year And Love To ‘Enemies’

Jill Stein Wins Most Insane Tweet Of New Year’s Eve With This
[CtH: Demonstrating once again that they have learned NOTHING from the 2016 election results.]

Trump Inaugural Parade To Have Over 8,000 People, 40 Organizations, Including ‘The Best Of America’
President-elect Donald Trump’s inaugural parade will include over 8,000 participants and 40 organizations, Boris Epshteyn, director of communications for the inaugural committee told Fox News.
Epshteyn said the participants represent “the truly best of America.” He noted they include representatives from the New York police department, as well as the military.

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JUST THINK … NO SONGS ABOUT B*TCHES AND HO’S AND DOPE AND PIMPIN’
YOU KNOW, ALL THE ‘CUTTING EDGE’ STUFF ‘A’-LISTERS REGALE THEMSELVES WITH.

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My New Years Resolution(s)

I resolve to continue to post the same inane kind of garbage that I’ve been doing for the last 6 years.
I resolve to start each day off with a smile…and get it over with.
I resolve to nag and whine GP into commenting here more often.
I resolve to try to spend more time with my grandchildren.
I resolve not to try to chuckle when one of my lib friends starts bitching about President Trump.
I resolve to try to be here for 2018.
I resolve to try to refrain from grabbing fatass people who squat on handicap carts at WalMart and beating them with my shoe and hollering: “Get off that, you fat pig!” for fear it may be taken the wrong way.
I resolve to post more funny memes, since it takes little effort and no creativity.
The chances of keeping most of these are relatively remote.
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Mascot Update: Cleaning

Bunny helped clear away the mountains of snow that fell on their home.

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And Buzz helped clean up the abominable and expensive mess he made in the kitchen when certain parties of the husbandly persuasion did not put the Shakeology powder back in the cupboard.  Buzz likes to throw stuff.  I dunno if it’s a Buzz thing or an autism thing.

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Mama Buzz can always be counted on to find the silver lining … eventually.

“While I was initially pissed, I am now just annoyed.  I decided to find positives while I was cleaning instead of stewing.  For example, my kitchen is getting a thorough cleaning.  Have you ever vacuumed a stove or oven?  I have!  Also, it was only half a bag Shakeology and not a whole bag.  And, I didn’t beat the crap out of my son.”

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Today’s Rant

“Obama is unlikely to be seen as a bad president overall, maybe not the black president many hoped for but definitely not a bad leader of the country as a whole.”

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This is probably true in the hyper-racialized climate that he and his ilk have forced on us. But whether he really was “not a bad leader” is very debatable. What’s the standard?

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Domestically, the economy is in the doldrums and millions of Americans are still out of work. Illegals and refugees have flooded in and are straining social services and law enforcement. Racial tension is at an all time high and the Democratic Party has gone full-on hate for Christians, Pro-Lifers, and Law Enforcement Officers.

We’ve had more Islamic terror attacks on our own soil than ever before. And while the total body count is lower than 9/11, it should be remembered that the 9/11 attack was planned during the previous Democrat president’s tenure and that it was only Bush’s strong response that prevented the planned second attack.

Abroad, Obama has involved us in more wars than any president before him. Our allies can’t stand him and our enemies laugh at him. He pulled our troops out of Iraq prematurely, allowing ISIS to swarm in, so now our troops are back there. They’re also STILL in Afghanistan. He has armed Muslim extremists and encouraged their predations. Then, while saying he “had Israel’s back”, he has actually stabbed Israel in said back.

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The only good thing I can think of to say about his 8 years in office is that he isn’t as bad as I feared he would be back in 2008.

A FB friend said she didn’t think he was a bad man, just that he had a “different mind set from most Americans.” She pointed out that most people who meet him say he’s a really nice guy. I declined to engage on that topic, finding her remark to be so painfully naive and woefully uninformed that the only positive response I could make was to pray for her.

Bill Clinton is also reportedly very charming in person, yet he ruined numerous women’s lives, most famously Monica Lewinsky. I fully expect the Anti-Christ will be enormously charismatic, but it won’t mean he’s not a seriously bad man.

Barack Obama has lied to us over and over and over. His profligate spending has doubled the national debt and his health care plan has trashed our health insurance system and driven health professionals out of the business.

Those things alone would make him a crappy president in my view. Add in Benghazi, his use of federal agencies to seek out and destroy his political enemies, and his ridiculously expensive lifestyle while in office and I just can’t find a single good thing to say about him.

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No wait. I can. He has a beautiful smile and looks really good in a suit.  He also fostered the birth of the Tea Party and helped destroy the Democratic Party. Beyond that … I got nothing.

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Remember when “fusion cuisine” was fashionable?

Wikipedia: “Fusion cuisine combines elements of different culinary traditions. Cuisines of this type are not categorized according to any one particular cuisine style and have played a part in innovations of many contemporary restaurant cuisines since the 1970s.”

Now, apparently, the white-hating culture police have decided it is yet another example of unacceptable white privilege for us to even attempt to cook an ethnic dish.  And, my oh my, if we don’t do it exactly right or, worse, do something fusion-y, then we deserve to be pilloried for boorishly disrespecting other people’s ethnic heritages.

Did you know that “white chefs have more freedom to play with other people’s food than chefs of color do, which creates inherent inequality in the field”?  The NERVE of us People of Pallor!  Even worse, English-speakers have an “outsized ability to read recipes and experiment”, so yeah, totally flaunting our privilege to try out new recipes.

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Naporitan is a Japanese fusion dish made with boiled pasta noodles stir-fried with ketchup, meat, and vegetables.  “Naporitan” is how the Japanese pronounced “Neapolitan” which is their all-purpose word for Japanese variations on Italian-y recipes containing tomato products.  I guess they can get away with using ketchup, because they’re not People of Pallor.  I am quite sure ketchup would be counted as a mortal sin in my Italian mother-in-law’s kitchen!  I barely held on to my status as daughter-in-law when she found out I didn’t make tomato sauce from scratch using actual tomatoes from the gardens I don’t raise.  Thirty-seven years later, I still just open a jar,  so I’m probably never going to get to Heaven.

The reason I know fusion cuisine is no longer cool is that my cousin sent me a link to an article about comedian Rob Schneider tweeting a photo of his attempt at paella, which he — white male idiot that he is — was kind of proud of.  The international Twitter-verse went ballistic, bombarding him with accusations of “cultural appropriation” and, worse, “DOING IT WRONG.”

Fortunately, Rob Schneider thought the whole Twitter-verse brouhaha was “HILARIOUS! The best Christmas present!”  I dunno if I’d be so amused by multiple strangers screaming at me for being proud of the fact that I had cooked something nutritious and delicious for my family.  Fortunately, I don’t have a Twitter account or I might be tempted to post my personal favorite dish, which is a variation on Hawaiian Loco Moco (loh-koo moh-koo).

Food dot com (see below) says “loco moco” means “hearty breakfast” and can be found at just about any fast food joint, roadside diner, mom and pop restaurant or lunch wagon in the Islands. There are many different versions of Loco Moco but they have 4 basic ingredients.  I.e., rice, a beef patty, sunny-side up egg, and gravy.

Not only do I serve what I call loco moco for dinner, but also I disrespectfully scramble the eggs, leave the ground beef loose (instead of making it into a patty), and skip the gravy.  Plus, get your pillory ready, I add veggies and I’m not even authentic about sticking to whatever grows in Hawaii.  I just willy-nilly throw in whatever is in the hydrator and either needs to get used up before it spoils or, gosh golly, looks like it might taste good.  HORRORS!!

Never mind that the Hawaiians have many different versions of loco moco.  I’m not Hawaiian and I am WHITE, so clearly, in the minds of the culture police, I have NO RIGHT.   I did once have a brother who lived on Maui for almost a year, but he was a haole too, so that probably just makes me even more guilty.

Or something.

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Nappy Yew Hear

Just for laughs

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