In other news … and I do mean news, this is true, not fake news … a professor at Loyola University in New Orleans called the cops because one of the students in his class was carrying a gun.
The student in question was a police officer who had not had time to change into civvies between his shift protecting and defending morons from themselves and his class.
So, yeah, the professor called the cops to come and rescue them all from a cop. Ummmm.
Fortunately, the cops told said professor that the student was well within his rights to attend class in uniform (the gun is part of the uniform) and so they would decline the opportunity to waste time coming on campus, cuz they had, you know, like, actual crimes to worry about.
bluebird of bitterness adds: