Daily Archives: August 8, 2016

Back from the brink

In July, I was hospitalized for acute kidney failure.

The labs from the hospital report say my kidney function was at 15%. I just got back from my second post-hospital check-up and it’s at 26%!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you, God!!!

I love my new doctor and am very comfortable with the regimen he has me on. We’re going to continue with blood draws once a week and another in person exam with him in two weeks so he can, as he put it, “see if you’re looking better.”

Ha! He’s so polite. The fact is, I look like crap. I lost way too much weight and my eye circles are bigger than my face.

BUT … I haven’t vomited in days and days and I am getting around the house without a walker.

I tire quickly so we’re going to hang on to the wheelchair and the walker a while longer for outdoor excursions.

Yes, me … outdoors!  Imagine that. 🙂

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Just a Bunch of Crap

It’s what you’ve come to expect from me.

They say there are good times and bad times. Trouble is, the good times are few and fleeting. The bad never seem to be far away. Things are not going too swell, but they will get better by and by.

None of this stuff has much relevance to anything. Nothing ever changes much.
Obama Golfs 300th Round as President at Martha’s Vineyard
91 more days. If you think this his last taxpayer freebie, you haven’t been paying attention.

Obama Parties With Jay Z And Beyonce At White House For His Celeb-Filled 55th Birthday Bash
The first lady is hosting a star-studded birthday celebration at the White House Friday night, the White House confirmed Friday afternoon.
It was an open-secret anyway: The New York Post reported Thursday that the guest list includes singers Beyonce, Jay Z, Usher, Kendrick Lamar, Stevie Wonder and John Legend; actors Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Rossi, Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Hudson; and athletes Magic Johnson and Alonzo Mourning.
Lib Rag Newsweek Gushes Over Obama Calling Himself A “Feminist”
HE COULD TURN IN HIS MAN CARD, BUT HE NEVER HAD ONE

Biden Tweets Obama On His Birthday: Best Friends 4-Eva!
Internet Melts Down over Photos of Hillary Clinton Getting Helped Up the Stairs
HER HEALTH IS MORE WELL-GUARDED THAN THE NUCLEAR MISSILE CODES. THEY WILL PROP HER UP UNTIL AFTER THE ELECTION, A LA ‘WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S’ IF THEY HAVE TO. RECALL WHEN THEY WHEELED IN LATE AND UNLAMENTED KLANSMAN ROBERT C. BYRD ON A HOSPITAL GURNEY TO CAST AN IMPORTANT VOTE.
Reuters and Getty photographs captured Hillary Clinton, 68, struggling to make it up the stairs, either as a result of her fragile body or perhaps because her well-documented brain injuries make it harder for her to transport herself through daily life activities. The photos gained wide circulation on the Internet Sunday. The photos were taken in February as Clinton was campaigning in South Carolina.

Ryan Appears Headed for Big Win in Trump-Dominated Primary Battle
New poll shows House Speaker leading GOP challenger by 66 points
I HAVE SAID FROM THE BEGINNING THERE’S NO WAY RYAN LOSES. HIS FAMILY HAS BEEN IN JANESVILLE FOR GENERATIONS AND EVERYBODY KNOWS HIM. HE’S LIKE EVERYBODY’S NEIGHBOR.

Obama will bypass Congress, seek U.N. resolution on nuclear testing
President Obama has decided to seek a new United Nations Security Council resolution that would call for an end to nuclear testing, a move that leading lawmakers are calling an end run around Congress.
BEEN DOING IT FOR EIGHT YEARS

Hillary’s ‘black soul’ gets listed on eBay, price is too much but so is the product description
Yep, enterprising eBayer hajismojo says the former secretary of state’s soul is “unopened, unused, and unfortunately non-working.”

But, hajismojo adds, “Although many times souls are exchanged with the devil for favors or other worldly items, even lucifer said this one was a bit too evil for him so it is going to have to go for cold hard cash. Comes with a free pass from the FBI and DOJ.”
One special seller on the auction site eBay is offering to sell what he contends is Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton’s “Black Soul.”
As of Thursday afternoon, the highest bid was $15.50. Bidding started at $10. The auction ends shortly after 5 p.m. on Aug. 12.

Federal Judge Says IRS Still Targeting Tea Party With Classic ‘Catch-22’
A federal appeals court unanimously confirmed Friday that Internal Revenue Service (IRS) officials targeted Tea Party and conservative non-profit applicants, with one of the judges calling the tax agency’s actions indefensible.

Clinton Asked About Most Meaningful Conversation She’s Had With Black Friend

A reporter from ESPN asked Clinton to recall the “most meaningful conversation” that she has had “with an African American friend” at a convention jointly hosted by the National Association of Black Journalists and the National Association of Hispanic Journalists.
“Oh my gosh,” Clinton said before telling the reporter about her “crew” of friends.
“Well, could I tell you that I am blessed to have a great crew of friends?” she asked
SHE ONLY ANSWERED 5 QUESTIONS THAT WERE PRE-SCREENED. GET USED TO IT, IT’S NEVER GOING TO CHANGE

Thomas’ grandmother pardoned by President Obama
President Barack Obama commuted the sentences of 214 federal inmates Wednesday, a record in a single day. Most were non-violent drug offenders.
HE’S PARDONED MORE THAN THE LAST 8 PRESIDENTS COMBINED.
WATCH WHAT HE DOES ON HIS WAY OUT THE DOOR.

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CNN Guest: Trump a ‘Loud Mouth Dick’ Who is ‘On a Suicide Mission’ To Take Down the GOP
And there’s no reaction from the CNN host, none. There’s no -please don’t use that language if you don’t mind- from Anderson Cooper. He just goes on and asks another question

CNN Admits Media Has Given Hillary Clinton A ‘Free Ride’…’We’re the Biggest Ones Promoting Her Campaign’
There it is right there….

Report: Hillary Emails Discussed Nuclear Scientist Executed By Iran For Giving Intelligence To U.S.

HE WAS COLLATERAL DAMAGE. HER CRIMES HAD TO BE KEPT HIDDEN. HIS DEATH MEANS NOTHING TO HER.
Hillary Clinton recklessly discussed, in emails hosted on her private server, an Iranian nuclear scientist who was executed by Iran for treason, Sen. Tom Cotton, R-Ark., said Sunday

If Obama cancels the presidential election, who will stop him?
“If Obama did cancel the election, who would stop him?” Folks, the terrifying answer which we all know is “no one.” For eight years, even after we gave Republicans control of the House and Senate, the GOP has allowed Obama to break the law and ignore the Constitution at will. Congress has ignored their power of the purse and funded everything Obama has decreed. Senate majority leader Republican Mitch McConnell said that no matter what Obama does, impeachment is off the table.
HE WON’T CANCEL THE ELECTION. HE’S ON HIS WAY TO THE SUPREME COURT
 Watch What Hillary Clinton Supports: Abortion Up Until Due Date

Democrat presidential nominee Hillary Clinton says unborn babies have no constitutional right to life – even up until their due date after nine months of pregnancy.
OBAMA IS WORSE THAN THAT. HE’S ALL FOR ABORTION EVEN AFTER BIRTH. HE VOTED FOR IT THREE TIMES WHILE HE WAS IN THE ILLINOIS SENATE. ONE OF THE VERY FEW BILLS HE EVER CAST A VOTE ON. NO VOTE, NO RECORD. THAT’S HOW HE ROLLS. IT HAS NEVER BEEN BROUGHT UP…EVEN ONCE. 70% OF BABIES IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY ARE SYSTEMATICALLY SLAUGHTERED. NOBODY BATS AN EYE.

FOX News Hosts LAUGH OUT LOUD After Wasserman Schultz Says She Wasn’t Booed at DNC Convention


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THIS IS REINHARD HEYDRICH, HIMMLER’S FAVORITE EXECUTIONER. WHEN CZECH PARTISANS KILLED HIM, HITLER RETALIATED BY KILLING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AND LEVELED AN ENTIRE VILLAGE. NO, I DIDN’T HAVE TO LOOK IT UP. I LEARNED IT IN SCHOOL. SO THERE.

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You Had One Job

IT’S LATE. CAN’T SLEEP. WHAT THE HELL

Don’t touch the poop!

Get it?

Oops!

Must be a Muslim store

There was a fork in the road

Jesus must have been here

So much for the shovel ready jobs.

All the smartass comments are mine.

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