Yesterday in the hallowed halls of the U.S. Congress, multi-millionaire liberal gasbags behaved like spoiled, petulant delinquents who don’t get their own way. Rep. John “Penis Head” Lewis, civil rights icon and race hustler extraordinaire, called for a sit-in, which turned into a sleepover. Since Congress was not officially in session the C-Span cameras were turned off, but your intrepid reporter has eyes and ears everywhere.
Phony Indian princess Dizzy Lizzy Warren crashed the party with pizzas, allegedly made with buffalo sausage from a bison she killed with a spear. She was out of mushrooms, so she used peyote buttons for flavor.
Nancy Pelosi chugged a bottle of wine from her own vineyard and started babbling incoherently… nobody noticed the difference.
Loretta Sanchez did a mean salsa dance with Obama attack chihuahua Luis Gutierrez.
Charlie Rangel and John Conyers ogled Sheila Jackson Lee’s ass. Conyers was overheard saying, “I’d hit that if I could remember how.”
Wasserman-Schultz had an attack of jungle fever and slipped out with Bobby Rush and came back looking flushed.
Alan Grayson phoned D.C. Dial-A-Hooker and ordered the two-for-one special. The madam said, not you, not now, not ever. There’s just some things my ho’s won’t do.
Someone started singing ’99 bottles of beer on the wall’…. after 94, nobody could remember the rest of the song.
Somebody mentioned a game of indoor softball. It was cancelled when Tammy Duckworth refused to be second base.
(If you don’t get that one, look it up.)
Someone suggested a game of liar’s poker. The predictable chaos ensued.
I worked hard on this crap… hope you got a kick out of it.
THE CHEERLEADER-IN-CHIEF CHIMES IN
THE MORONS STARTED SINGING ‘WE SHALL OVERCOME’…. NO JOKE
SORRY I’M TARDY TO THE PARTY
But they already had this huge meal while they were sitting on their butts trying to strip us of our rights.
THEY STUFF YOUR MONEY IN THEIR POCKETS AND FOOD IN THEIR FACES
Matthew Continetti: Democrats Quick to Frame Gun Control Arguments as Anti-Terror Fights
Democrats in Congress feel they have the upper hand on the issue of guns and were quick to frame their gun control arguments as anti-terrorism proposals meant to bolster America’s national security after the Orlando shooting, Continetti said.
GOP Members Livid As Speaker Ryan Lets Democrats Stage a Sit-in
“Ryan was so weak, he just let them take over,” a Capitol Hill source told Breitbart News.
The speaker and other members of his leadership team were off Capitol Hill, when the protest began because he was scheduled to make remarks at the American Enterprise Institute, where he shared his plans for healthcare reform in 2017.
“Nobody locked the doors, nobody shut off the lights and nobody did anything to keep food off the floor or to keep people from coming and going,” the source said. Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D.-Mass.) brought doughnuts and coffee to her House colleagues, including Rep. John Lewis (D.-Ga.).
The House was gaveled out of session, so the feed to C-SPAN was cut from the control board in the House Recording Studio. House Democrats have live-streamed their protest using Periscope, a social media platform owned by Twitter — even though the use of Periscope is also against House rules.
LIKE THEY CARE ABOUT RULES
Dem Charlie Rangel: My Constituents Don’t Need Guns, But I Deserve, Need Protection
WHAT AN ASSHOLE… AND THEY KEEP VOTING HIM IN
New York Democratic Rep. Charlie Rangel says members of Congress “deserve” and “need” people with firearms protecting them in the U.S. Capitol building, but he does not want law-abiding residents in his own district to be armed for self-protection.
Rangel made this distinction when he spoke to The Daily Caller Tuesday night about New York Police Department’s gun permitting bribery scandal.
According to reports, four NYPD officials were arrested Monday for accepting trips, expensive gifts and prostitutes from two Brooklyn men in exchange for police escorts, privileged access and gun licenses, federal prosecutors charged.
House goes on break until July 5 in a bid to preempt sit-in
THE ONLY THING THAT COULD BREAK UP THEIR GRANDSTANDING IS GETTING OUT OF TOWN FOR TWO WEEKS
Paul Ryan slams Democrats for sit-in ‘publicity stunt,’ calls out their fundraising off it
MEANWHILE, IN THE SENATE, YOUR RIGHTS ARE STILL UNDER A FULL-ON ASSAULT
Just two votes away from violating your rights. Unbelievable, and they’re going to try again.
Senators voted 58-38 to advance the legislation, falling two votes short of the 60 votes needed. The amendment by Sens. John McCain, R-Ariz., and Richard Burr, R-N.C., would have been added to a federal spending bill that included funding for the FBI. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., switched his vote from “yes” to “no” — a procedural move that will allow him to bring the legislation up again later.
McCONNELL PLANS TO SELL YOU OUT WHEN THE PRICE IS RIGHT